I got a request from royall_abbi13 on Wattpad, "FOR TONY'S REVENGE, CLINT AND NATASHA START SINGING DO YOU WANT TO BUILD A SNOWMAN DURING A MISSION AND TONY RECORDS IT AND NOT ONLY PUTS IT ON YOUTUBE BUT SOMEHOW PUTS IT ON ALL THE DIGITAL BILLBOARDS IN NEW YORK
It had been months since Tony had started the prank war on Natasha and Clint. In the end, Natasha and Clint had won. Clint had hidden in the vents with a can of motor oil and then when Tony walked under one of the ventilation ducts, Clint had poured it on him. Let's just say that the next few days were very unpleasant for Tony.
The events had seemingly been forgotten, until one faithful day. The Avengers had been called on a new mission. They were to storm a Hydra base and arrest the Commander, as well as freeing all the S.H.I.E.L.D. agents who had been taken, prisoner.
Steve was inside searching for the Commander. Thor and was inside as well, rescuing the prisoners. Hulk was doing ground perimeter and Tony was doing flybys. Clint and Natasha were at the main doors, shooting people coming and people trying to come in.
As they were shooting at a new wave of guards, Clint started singing something under his breath;
Do you want to build a snowman?
Come on let's go and play
I never see you anymore
Come out the door
It's like you've gone away...
Natasha snorts once she recognizes the tune. She takes out a guard, then turns to Clint, "Do You Wanna Build a Snowman, really?"
Clint glances at her before pulling another arrow out of his quiver, and knocks the arrow, looking around for a new target, "Yeah, it's a good song."
Natasha smiles slightly, "Good song my ass…"
Clint pays her no attention and begins singing again;
We used to be best buddies
And now we're not
I wish you would tell me why!
Do you want to build a snowman?
It doesn't have to be a snowman
Natasha turns around quickly and shoots a sniper on the roof, "Go away."
Clint smirks at her, knowing that now she would join him. Clint spots a soldier coming from the hallway of the base and he shoots the arrow, hitting the guy straight in the chest, "Okay, bye…"
Natasha sighs, there was no way to get out now. She spots a man pointing a gun aiming at Tony in the sky, she quickly takes him out;
Do you want to build a snowman?
Or ride our bikes around the halls
I think some company is overdue
Clint grins, he won her over. He spots Thor leading a group of people down the halls, and out of the corner of his eye, he sees someone aiming at Thor. Clint spins and knocks an arrow, shooting it right before the person in back pulls their trigger;
I've started talking to
the pictures on the walls
Hang in there, Joan!
Natasha runs into the hall, helping Thor get all the people out, "Take them to the jet, Clint and I are going to wait for Steve, get Bruce and Stark too."
Thor nods, then directs his attention to the now free agents, "All of you, follow me."
Natasha turns back to Clint;
It gets a little lonely
All these empty rooms
Just watching the hours tick by
Natasha turns to face the woods, making sure no one charged the both of them. Clint faces the hall, waiting for Steve to come down it, dragging the Commander with him;
Tic-Tock, Tic-Tock, Tic-Tock, Tic-Tock, Tic-Tock
Natasha looks up quickly, she thought she heard movement, but it turned out to be a bird. She turns her attention back to the woods and then begins to sing again, this time softer;
Please, I know you're in there
People are asking where you've been
They say "have courage," and I'm trying to
Clint turns to look at Natasha, his voice growing softer as he progresses;
I'm right out here for you, just let me in
We only have each other
It's just you and me
Steve comes from the inner building, shoving the Commander ahead of him. Natasha meets Clint's gaze and they both sing;
What are we gonna do?
Do you want to build a snowman?
Steve exits the door, "We gotta go, someone rigged the building to blow and when I left, there was about a minute left."
Clint and Natasha look at Steve for a few seconds, before all of them realize that there were less than 30 seconds left. They all turned and sprinted until Clint yelled, "GET DOWN!"
All of them jumped behind a fallen log and then an explosion rocks the ground. A cloud of heat passes over them. Steve looks up a few seconds later, "We're good, let's go."
Clint stands, helping Natasha get up, "Well, that was exciting."
Natasha scoffs, "Yeah."
Time Skip: 1 Week
Natasha exits the elevator, two shopping bags in hand. She looks around the living room until she spots Tony. She storms over to him, "What did you do?"
"What?" Tony turns, looking at Natasha before he realizes, "Oh, that? I have a few friends who are in charge of the electronic billboards."
Steve frowns, "What are you talking about?"
Natasha scowls and turns around to face Steve, "That man somehow got a video of Clint and I singing on all the electronic billboards in New York City."
Tony turns away from the TV again, "I also put it on YouTube, it has like 2 million views already."
Natasha faces Tony again, "You have no idea what you have gotten yourself into Stark, no idea," Natasha turns around and walks away, a plan already forming in her head.
Steve smirks, "I wish you luck Stark, and I'm going to miss you."
"What?" Tony asks, confused.
"You're going to be dead in about a week," Steve explains, returning his attention to the TV.
"Shit," Tony whispers, looking out the window in realization.
"Yeah," Steve agrees, looking back at Tony, "I would disappear now."
Tony nods slowly, "JARVIS, book me a room in Australia."
"Anywhere in particular?" JARVIS replies.
"Nope," Tony slowly gets up, still looking out the window.
"She's still gonna find you," Steve calls as Tony makes his way to the elevator.
"I can try," Tony answers as the elevator door shuts.
Steve hears a terrified shriek followed by Tony screaming 'I'm sorry!' Steve shakes his head, "He should have listened to me. "
Sorry, this took so long! I had a lot of stuff going on this past week (more like a month) so I wrote it early last week, but I never got a chance to edit it or post it until today, so here y'all go! If you have any requests, just PM me or comment them! That's all for now
Disclaimer: I don't own any of the characters or lyrics. The characters are owned by Marvel and the lyrics are owned by Disney.