Well here's Chapter 3 with Jasper and Emmett. Of course this is my friend's favourite chapter because she loves Emmett. We love the name of this Chapter because it sounds so adorable (warning I use that word too much X]) So Please enjoy!
Also to answer a question:
We made them gay because we wanted Carlisle and Alice to fall in love and all we had left was Jasper and Emmett so we just threw them together knowing full well they were a match made in hell, haha.
Disclaimer: Stephenie Meyer owns everything to do with Twilight I just own its gay alternative universe ;)
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JPOV
'Casper, I'm bored!'
'Call me that one more time Emmett and mark my words I'll have you kissing that cactus!'
It's been 3 weeks since I ran off to Australia with Emmett after the unfortunate incident in Phoenix and I still have no idea how Rose survived half a century with this crazy lovable loony. After using some of the money, we still had from Carlisle, to buy a house in the southern of Australia away from its population because two teenage boys, living in Australia, in a house on their own is pretty suspicious.
It had been around a week since we'd received a letter from Alice explaining everything.
Dear Jasper,
I have nothing to say that can justify my actions I can only apologise deeply for hurting you. But I here you found a new partner in Emmett so congratulations and I hope you have a good life together. Also Carlisle would like to tell you that he stills considers you family and you still have access to his bank accounts. We also have some hilarious news that should cheer you up, although I'm not quite sure about Emmett. It seems Charlie has become the new owner of the Playboy mansion and Rosalie and Esme are his bunnies. Hope we can all stay in contact, not so sure about Edward though haven't heard from him. Speak to you later
Love
Alice and Carlisle
It was sad to see Carlisle's name next to Alice's instead of mine but Emmett cheered me up quickly by laughing at Charlie's Playboy mansion, running up stairs and coming back down in a bunny costume, I didn't understand how he fit in. Emmett's mood was always a quick pick me up and he always seemed to be happy despite losing Rose. I felt sorry for him, almost as though he has to be happy around me when he really wants to mope, but he never gave me a hint that that was what he wanted.
'Come on Jasper, please, we have do something' He wailed pulling me out of my trance-like state. I glared at him, sending waves of calm towards him but he seemed to get more and more excited with each wave.
'Emmett please, calm down, your excitement is giving me a migraine and that's a bloody hard thing to do,' I snapped at him. His face dropped, but after a few seconds of thought he was grinning like an idiot again, oh no…this could not be good.
'Toy store! Toy store! Toy store!' He shouted at the top of his voice.
'Toy store?' I stared at him questionably, 'Why the hell do you want to go to a toy store?'
'I want a teddy bear,' he shouted at me, launching to his feet shaking his finger in my direction,
'Emmett your not 5 years old, why the hell do you need a teddy bear?'
'TEDDY BEAR, TEDDY BEAR, TEDDY BEAR!' He screech stomping his feet on the ground. Okay, now he did look like a 5 year old; a five year old with extremely huge muscles and who was fantastically toned.
'Fine go get your jeep and we'll drive to the store,' Emmett grinned, obviously pleased that I'd caved in. He raced out the door and was in the driver's side of the jeep starting the engine before I was out the door. I laughed at his enthusiasm while climbing into the Jeep. His bubbly attitude flowing towards me softly, causing an easy grin to slip across my face. Now this made me understand how Rosalie put up with him. He was lovable and always bouncy, cheering up any atmosphere.
Within 10 minutes we were at Australia's biggest toy store. Emmett practically leapt out of the driver's seat and flew through the shops doors. I smiled after him before slowly following him. He was staring at the thousands of different bears laid out on the shelves. His eyes were as wide as saucers and his goofy smile exposed his perfect dimples. I leaned against the wall and watched Emmett debating to himself which bear would suit him best, but soon I got bored.
I spotted I child asking his mum if he could have a new power ranger's action figure (do these exist anymore?)And be told no. What shocked me the most is he calmly placed it back of the shelf and walked away radiating happiness. Don't get me wrong it was the decent thing to do but it wasn't any fun. I smirked as an idea to pass the time hit me.
I sent waves of anger and frustration towards the child overpowering his calmness, mixed in with sadness and angst, I watched as my monster was born. In the matter of 5 seconds the child had let go of his mums hand and started screaming. Startled, his mother spun round and frantically tried to work out what was wrong. I pulled back the frustration and sent as much sadness as I could to make the child start crying, and cry he did. He screamed something about a power ranger's toy before sobbing and mumbled something about being unloved. 'Oops' I thought to myself. Sustaining the sadness to a considerable amount, I pushed out my frustration to my horror he pulled out of his mothers grasp and began throwing toys from the shelf at the people around him. I didn't think it was funny until a 'My little pony' flew over and hit Emmett between his eyes. That's when I burst out into uncontrollable laughter. Emmett looked away from the bears towards me, before setting his eyes on the tantrum child who had calmed down and was looking at his mother in confusion.
Emmett slowly walked over to me still shocked at the 'My Little Pony' incident and stared at me until I could control my laughter.
'Did you do that to that kid?' He whispered. I looked into his eyes and if I was human could have sworn I'd have tears running down my cheeks from laughing so hard. I managed to nod before dropping to my hands and knees and laughing again.
Emmett chuckled mumbling something like 'could create an army of angry children'. I stood up slowly, still shaking from my bottled laughter and turned my attention to the three kids in the bouncy castle.
They seemed to be having a fun time but one of the boy's was extremely jealous of the other one because he was getting more attention from the female. This gave me another brilliant idea.
I sent love and jealous towards the boys but kept lust away as I was dealing with 8 year olds. I sent pigheadedness to the girl hoping for a good show. I leaned against the wall with Emmett and watch as everything unfolded.
The girl started flicking her hair and fluttering her eyelids towards the brown haired boy nearest to her. She leaned in towards him and placed her head on his shoulder. He cringed away from the contact. Suddenly fury and outrageous jealous over took the other boy as he stomped his way towards the little couple but to my surprise this jealousy was a little strange but I couldn't quite pin point why.
'How dare you do that,' he screeched. I chuckled under my breath.
'Do what?' Asked the girl innocently, she fluttered her eye lids hoping to stun him. But he moved closer, nostrils flared
'Do that, drool all over him,' he growled.
'Well least he likes me, unlike you,' I stared at them in confusion; this was 8 year olds why were they acting like teenagers?
To my horror instead of the girl he pulled the brown haired boy into his arms and kissed him. My mouth flew open in shock while Emmett was rolling on the floor laughing. I was completely stunned as I pulled the emotions away from them leaving the boys kissing without my help, the boys pulled apart. The brown haired boy blushed ever so slightly while the other boy looked completely shocked with himself. Their eyes met and he mumbled a silent apology before turning around and stalking off.
Emmett was now on his feet grasping the wall for support as he laughed. I was completely and utterly shocked I was sure I hadn't sent gay vibes towards him.
'Good one man,' Emmett chuckled, 'You should have seen that shop assistant's face, it was priceless!'
'You two young nipper snappers get away from them children you hear me!' Roared someone to my left. I spun round to face and elderly man, around 70 years of age. He was crouched down with a walking stick in his hands. His emotions where disgust and pure rage.
EmPOV
I had wandered away from Jasper when the old man decided to start accusing Jasper of being a paedophile before I slipped into a coma from laughing too much. 'Can vampires go into comas? Note to self, use Jasper as test subject.'
I was wandering around, not really paying attention, hoping I could find the super awesome teddy bear I was searching for. I looked to my left noticing something strange; I wasn't near the bears anymore. Right in front of me stood an 18th century rocking horse. Its eyes were cold and pitch black, it had a dark brown wood finish most likely it was smothered with vanish as it was so shiny. Its mouth was painted on showing a toothy grin which, completed with the eyes, looked like an evil mad man. I cowered back into the shelf only to knock ferbys to the ground shouting 'I love you' and 'Hug me'. Screamed and ran towards the end of the aisle only to collide into a basket full of Barbie Dolls. Picking myself up again, with Barbie's clinging into my hair, I spun to my left, towards Jasper's scent and ran as fast as I could. I was nearing the end ready to slide to the right before tripping 'Yes I tripped, well done Emmett' on a box for a My Little Pony adventure house (I have no idea if it exists) and flying head first into a shelf full of Teddy Bears.
My eyes snapped open as I heard Jasper shouting somewhere not far off. I picked myself up and looked around, only for my eyes to fall onto the most perfect teddy bear I had ever seen. It was covered in the softest and fluffiest brown fur, it wore and leather biker's jacket, black cap and black sunglasses with a green motorcycle on its belly. I fell in love with it instantly.
I raced to the position Jasper was in and every few moments I would shout his name but he seemed to ignore me. As I got closer and saw the scene in front of me I had to laugh.
'The Confederate's were better and you know it' Jasper was shouting, his face an inch away from the old man who had once before accused him of paedophilia.
'Now listen here sonny Jim, I don't know where the hell you were taught your history but the Confederate's were wimps, they surrendered, no wonder their loyal general ran away with his tail between his legs,' The old man spat back at him. Jasper's jaw was clenched; eyes pitch black as he stared the man down.
'I'll let you know…' Jasper hissed, 'General Whitlock was a brave man and he did NOT run away,'
'Oh yeah! Prove it sonny,' Jasper clenched his fists and a low hiss escaped his lips but the man did not move and inch
'I am a direct ascendant of him and I will let you know he fought well and hard but was sadly killed in the heat of the battle,'
'Ha, so now you're admitting me he was weak?'
'I AM NOT!'
'You said it, not me'
Jasper looked ready to lunge at the unsuspecting old man and I knew I had to cut in.
'Jasper,' I sang excitedly while attempting dancing as gracefully as I could towards him. 'Look what I found!'
JPOV
I was so angry I knew I may not be able to restrain myself from knocking the old man to the ground. 'How dare he! I didn't run away with my tail between my legs! I was turned into a bloody vampire for crying out loud!' I made a step forward ready for my lunge when in the distance I felt Emmett's pure happiness and amusement wash over me, calming me instantly.
'Jasper, Look what I found!' He called over to me. I turned to look in his direction and smiled as he danced his way towards me holding an adorable teddy bear. I chuckled at the sight of him.
'Have you seen him, isn't he adorable. Can I keep him please?!' He begged me. His puppy eyes boar into mine while his lips turned into the cutest little pout ever.
'Yes Emmett you can get him' I chuckled while mussing his hair. Emmett broke into the most breathtaking smile I had ever seen and before I knew it I was on the ground with him hugging me fiercely.
'Thank you! Thank you! Thank you! Thank you!' He chanted over and over again before he skipped away to purchase his findings.
I looked up to where the old man was, only to find he'd already walked away. I sighed and made my way towards the exit to see Emmett jumping up and down hugging his bear. I smiled as I walked towards him and I caught his eyes, which were filled with happiness and excitement.
I smiled as I left the store behind Emmett with my own personal Teddy Bear.
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Next up is the fourth chapter.
Just 3 more to go. Then we leave our gay alternative universe to rest in peace.
What could happen Next?...