A/N Most of my readers are perverts...voting for Kushina...but hey, you probably wouldn't be reading this if you weren't a pervert! And I'm not one to argue. Now, if you want an accurate image for a Fem! Jiraiya just visit my profile. Oh and by-the-way, this Chapter is called 'Me Working My Ass Off For You Ungrateful Bastards' ((Just Kidding))

Watching the movie with Kurenai to his left, Anko to his right with his arms draped over their shoulders, Naruto couldn't be happier. The movie itself was hard to get in to but he could deal with it.

Sakura was currently being a fangirl for the characters in the movie. Sasuke was trying to zone out the banshee beside him. Shino was being silent and watching the movie. Kumiko was sitting a couple rows in front of Naruto but she occasionally glanced back at him. She had jealousy written on every expression as well. Kiba was watching the movie respectfully all the while feeding popcorn to Akamaru. Arashi was sleeping and so was Shikamaru.

Naruto looked to both of his soon-to-be women and smiled to both of them causing them to blush. They didn't know why but every little affectionate thing he did made blood immediately run to their cheeks. Naruto didn't know why but he found it extremely cute.

Naruto looked back to the movie to look at the main character, 'Princess Gale' or otherwise known as the famous actress, Yukie Fujikazeto. He had to say that she was extremely beautiful and he would compare her to any of the other women he had taken an interest in, but he hated to compare any of the women he liked to each other. They were amazingly beautiful in their own rights.

After the movie, and Sasuke and Sakura being thrown out, the two teams were resting outside of the theatre.

"You guys like the movie?" Naruto asked the group with a smile.

"It was good," Anko and Kurenai said with smiles.

"It was fine," Kiba said as he petted Akamaru.

"What movie? I was takin' a nap," Shikamaru said as he yawned and stretched.

"What about you, Kumiko-sensei?" Naruto smiled.

"It was, uh, fine," she said as she walked off to meet their contact with her heart fluttering just from the simple sentence.

"It would have been fine if you didn't get us kicked out, Naruto-baka!" Sakura yelled. Everyone raised an eyebrow.

"I wasn't even sitting near you, banshee-san," Naruto said seriously. The group snickered. Even Sasuke cracked a small smile.

Before the pink banshee could retort a horse with a black haired woman, with a green robe rode past. One second later no less than a dozen men in black armor were chasing after her all with horses of her own. They were being led by a normally dressed man which made it more odd.

Naruto raised an eyebrow. He wasn't the leader but he had to something. "You guys restrain the men, I'll go after the woman and ask why she's being chased," Naruto said in an authoritative tone.

"Who died and made you leader!" Sakura yelled.

"Kumiko-sensei isn't here. Do you have any objections, Kiba, Shikamaru, Kurenai-sensei, and Anko-sensei?" Naruto asked and he received shakes of the head. "Then that settles it," Naruto said as he shunshin'ed to a nearby roof to chase after the woman.

Chasing after and restraining the men had been a breeze for the group of two jonin and five genin.

"I needed a good workout," Sasuke said as he stretched his arms.

"What are you guys doing?" Kumiko said as she jumped down from the spot she was perched on and disappeared only to reappear behind the group of men with the rope bind them falling to the ground.

"Why'd you do that, Kumiko sensei?" Kiba asked.

"It was too troublesome getting them tied up," Shikamaru added with a sigh.

"Did the Hokage not inform you two?" Kumiko asked as she helped an aged man to his feet. She then noticed the blank stare from Kurenai and Anko.

"I guess he didn't. This is the man who hired us, Sandayū Asama," Kumiko said and the now proclaimed Sandayu bowed lightly.

...

Meanwhile the actress, Yukie Fujikaze was sitting on the ground by a calm river while her white horse was drinking from it. Her knees were brought up to her chest and she was resting her chin on her kneecaps. She clearly had a sad expression on her face.

"Now what is a pretty woman like you doing here all alone?" she heard a voice say from behind her. She turned her head to see a handsome, and probably sexy, young man with blonde hair, white trench coat and a set of gorgeous blue eyes. "Are you alright, ma'am?" Naruto asked as he noticed her stare.

She blushed lightly as she shook her head. She then climbed back on her horse and trotted past Naruto of who just raised an eyebrow.

After a minute of riding she looked to her left to see Naruto running past her. "Silent type, eh?" he said with a small smile.

She didn't respond by instead slapped her horse's rear with a brown, horse crop.

"Huh, I get the feeling she doesn't want to talk to anyone," Naruto chuckled as he sped up along with her.

After another minute of riding she entered a town with Naruto still casually matching her horse's speed.

"You do realize I'll keep following you, right?" Naruto said as a pole ripped off piece of her robe's sleeve that hit Naruto in the face. He took it off only to see her about to trample over a bunch of kids. He could tell that she was trying to stop the horse but it was no good. In a moment's notice Naruto shunshin'ed in front of her horse.

"Stop," he said as he placed a palm on the horse's nose causing the giant animal to stop abruptly ultimately causing the woman riding it to be bucked forward. She braced for impact and closed her eyes but the impact never came. She opened her eyes to see that she was in the arms of the man from earlier.

"Put me down!" she demanded and Naruto obliged. He put her down gently but as soon as he did she was swarmed by the children.

"It's Princess Gale!" a girl said happily.

"Look, my name's not Princess Gale," the now proclaimed Princess Gale said but then the girl spoke again.

"Oh, right! Your name's Yukie Fujikaze and I am your biggest fan!" the girl squealed as she took off her backpack to search for book and marker. "Can I please have your autograph?" the girl asked and the other kids soon followed in begging for her autograph as well.

Naruto watched the exchange carefully. He had a feeling that something not so good for her image was about to happen...

"Look, kids, I don't do autographs!" Yukie said but the kids continued to plead. "Enough already!" she shouted making the kids be quite. "I mean, come on! What's so special about getting my autograph, huh? You're just gonna shove it in some door and forget about it. All it's good for is collecting dust. They're just a waste of time, they're useless. Dumb children," she muttered the last part as she walked past the children earning a disapproving shake of the head from Naruto of who just petted the horse on the nose again earning a neigh from the horse.

She wants to be yours, Naruto-kun, Kyuubi said.

What? Naruto responded.

The horse, she likes you. Give me control for a moment and I could tell her to head back to the Namikaze compound, Kyuu-chan said and Naruto shrugged. He had no idea that Kyuubi could talk to animals.

After speaking to the horse in a language she said all animals spoke she told Naruto to attach a scroll to the horse of which would teleport her to the Namikaze compound. Naruto nodded and attached two scrolls to the horse. The first being the teleportation seal, the last being a note for Shizuka.

After a moment of teleporting the horse to the compound Naruto sighed and decided to follow the now proclaimed Yukie Fujikaze.

...

Meanwhile in Konoha: Namikaze compound, training grounds.

Shizuka and Haku were currently sparring and Shizuka had just deflected three ice senbons from Haku. She blinked once and looked to her left to see a white horse. She shrugged and got back in her stance. She then adopted a confused look on her face and looked back to the horse.

"What the fuck?" she said aloud.

...

Back with Yukie...

It was quickly becoming dark when Yukie Fujikaze exited a clothing store in a long, beige coat, arrange sweater, long brown skirt, and sunglasses.

She couldn't get the thought of the kid in the white trench coat out of her mind. She didn't even know his name and her thoughts were swarmed by him. She would admit he was cute and the blonde hair and blue eyes only seemed to enhance that but another thing that got her was his smile. He had such a cute smile and those dimples he had on his face when he smiled only made him cuter.

She shook her head. She needed to find a bar and fast. She just wanted drink the night away and forget about her worries...especially the Land of Snow her manager was so adamant about. She never wanted to return to that place and no one could make her if she didn't want to. The painful memories about her sister being killed in the fire were too much for her to bear and she was sure that if she returned then that would only increase the pain.

Now back to Naruto...

It truly wasn't difficult for Naruto to find the actress. He recognized her scent from earlier as well as the small chakra tracking seal he placed on her leg when she wasn't looking. He walked in to the alley bar, bumping into a man with a hat on as he took a seat next to Yukie, an impassive expression on her face.

"One bottle of sake and a saucer," Naruto said and gained a nod from the bartender of who just slid down the saucer and bottle. He could tell that Yukie had been there a while as she was already drunk.

"I didn't know kids drank," the drunken Yukie said as she put a necklace with a hexagonal crystal back on her neck.

"Well now you do, Yukie-san," Naruto said as he drank from his saucer.

"Why do you keep following me?" she slurred as she poured another shot glass full of sake and drank it.

"Don't know," he said simply with a smirk.

Yukie rolled her eyes as she poured herself another glass.

"I have to say, I don't care how high and mighty an actress you are, you don't have the right to trample over a kid's simple request of you just giving them an autograph," Naruto said casually as he drank his saucer full of sake.

"Me? High and Mighty? Don't make me laugh," she said as she went into laughing fit which made Naruto raise an eyebrow.

"I can't think of a worse job than being an actress. Only the lowliest of the low would want to have this job. It sucks. You're just a liar. A natural liar. That's what being an actor is. You have lies given to you on a piece of paper and you bring them life," Yukie said as she drank from her shot-glass again.

"What a realist's way of viewing things, Yukie-san," Naruto said as he drank from his saucer again.

"Hey, what's your name, kid?" Yukie asked with half lidded eyes.

"Naruto Uzumaki-Namikaze," Naruto said semi-proudly.

"Well, Naruto Uzumaki-Namikaze, you want to get laid?" she slurred with a sultry smile. Luckily no one else was in the bar except the bar tender. Naruto merely smirked.

"I would probably have taken you up on your offer if you weren't drunk, Yukie-chan," he said making her blush at the name.

"What, am I not good enough for you? Am I too ugly, or somethin'?" she said enraged. He had the perfect opportunity to deflower a famous actress! How dare he decline it.

"No, you are very beautiful, Yukie-chan. However, I would like it if you didn't do something you might regret later," he said as he poured himself the last bit of sake from his bottle.

She blushed again. She had the rare ability to remember things clear as day every time she got drunk. So she'd ultimately remember the compliments thrown her way.

Before things could get any further one Sandayū came rushing through the door with Kumiko in tow.

"Oh thank goodness I've found you, Yukie-san! Our boat to the land of snow is about to depart! Please! We don't have much time," Sandayū said pleadingly.

"No thank you, Sandayū, I'm bailing out on the part of being princess," she said casually while Sandayū widened his eyes.

"What on Earth are you talking about, Yukie-san!?" Sandayū said fearfully.

"Oh don't worry about it. This happens all the time, okay. I mean lead actresses change from sequel to sequel. C'mon, directors change more often than that," she slurred again.

"Alright that's enough! You listen to me, now. There is nobody on this whole planet hwo can play Princess Gale better that you can. Nobody!" he paused. "Besides, if you pull out this late in the game you can kiss your acting career goodbye, do you understand me?" he finished.

"Where's Anko-chan, Kurenai-chan, and the others?" Naruto asked Kumiko who had to fight not to stutter.

"They're at the boat waiting for us," she said trying to keep her sentence short. Both then tuned back in to the current conversation between the manager and actress.

"...So?" she said simply responding to Sandayū's statement.

Naruto slammed his bottle on the bar angrily. "Alright. I'm tired. Sake gets me hungry and you're coming with us," Naruto said as he turned her in her stool to face him. His Rinnegan flared to life and that earned a wide eye from Kumiko.

The actress looked into the beauty of the purple eyes and suddenly felt light headed. Her last memory was of Naruto catching her and carrying her bridal style out of the bar.

...

Waking up from an intense dream, Yukie awoke to see a room with a single window to her left. She was on a bed and there was a small table beside her. She was also wearing yellow pajamas and was covered in blue sheets.

The memories from the previous night were coming back to her. Naruto coming inot the bar. His sitting beside her and drinking with her. Him scolding her about the autographs. Her offering herself to him...him calling her beautiful and his respect for her not to take advantage of her drunken state. He was really sweet. She blushed and half-smiled at that.

"Ah, Yukie-san, you're awake," she heard Sandayu say as she clutched her head.

"Sandayu, can you get me some water? My head's spinning. I know this'll sound crazy but it feels like the room is swaying," she said as she rubbed her temples.

"You wouldn't be entirely wrong on that statement, Yukie-san," he said making her eyes widen. She rushed out of the room and up some stairs to open a wooden door to see that they were on a ship.

Her eyes widened. "YOU HAVE GOT TO BE KIDDING ME!"

About an hour later Naruto, the rest of Team 7 and Team 8 were currently doing their own things.

Sakura was fawning over Sasuke.

Sasuke was trying to "accidently" push Sakura off the ship.

Anko and Kurenai were with Naruto of who were watching the scene get set up on the ship.

Shikamaru was sleeping below deck.

Kiba was with Naruto and co.

And Shino was having a difficult time keeping a kunai away from his throat just to get Sakura to shut the Hell up. And it was gonna happen one way or another.

Kumiko was trying to distance herself from a certain blonde as to not have any alien feelings but it was having the opposite effect on her. When she was near him, she was somewhat at peace. When she was away from him her thoughts would be directed at one person and one person only. That was Naruto.

"I guess you could say that this is a spoiler alert if you wanted to see the next movie guys," Naruto chuckled earning a giggle from Anko and Kurenai as well as a chuckle from Kiba. Arashi yipped as well as Akamaru in agreement.

Naruto had to say that he preferred and all natural kind of girl that didn't put on much make up, but he had to say that Yukie Fujikaze with makeup was absolutely stunning. Her blue eyes were gorgeous, her perfect heart-shaped face. Her scrumptious red lips, and the pink eye shadow only added to her beauty. Her black hair sculpted her face perfectly. She was simply gorgeous.

However now he would go over the other traits of the women he had taken an interest in just to make sure the author didn't seem biased.

Tsume had a feral side to her that Naruto absolutely adored. She was unapproachable to other men but Naruto knew there was a softer side to her. Her shaggy brown hair just seemed to add to her beauty and her eyes were also very cute. Her being the eldest of the supposed 'Ice Queens' he found it even more cute when he just simply talked to her and she would melt like putty in his hands. He smiled at that.

Hana had a more feminine charm that Tsume, however he liked that she could some-what tomboyish. She always went all natural in which Naruto admired and loved that about her. Being one of the 'Ice Queens of Konoha' she had never had a boyfriend and Naruto had asked her how she had been that beautiful and not had a boyfriend. She said that she already had her eyes on someone special and that she wouldn't give up until he was hers. Using his keen intellect he quickly deduced that she was talking about him.

Next was Mikoto. Naruto had deduced that Mikoto lost both her son and daughter on the night of the massacre. She had told him that Sasuke barely talked to her because he was so pent up on revenge from his sister. Every time she talked about it, Naruto comforted her to the best of his ability. He had always admired her strong willed-ness. Her natural charcoal eyes were very cute and her heart-shaped face was gorgeous.

Anko was always a mystery. She had always been ridiculed about being the apprentice of Orochimaru but Naruto never looked at her any different. During the two months he had actually found a way to rid the curse seal of its effects. It wouldn't destroy it, it would just simply repurpose the seal...but the only way that Naruto figured out how to do it was with a bite of his own...which would place his seal instead. But enough about that, Anko had always been beautiful in Naruto's eyes and he had no idea why no other man had tried to claim her. Her eyes were very gorgeous and the shade of her hair always intrigued him but he found it suiting her in a beautiful way.

Next was the genjutsu mistress, Kurenai. Her red eyes entranced him to no end and her somewhat shy nature made her all the cuter. Her 'Ice Queen' status meant as much to Naruto as the other 'Ice Queen' statuses did to the other girls. In other words, it didn't mean jack shit. When the genjutsu mistress befriended him those years ago she occupied his thoughts as much as the other women.

Shizuka had the toned body of an athlete and that was something that Naruto couldn't keep his eyes off even if he tried. Her skills weren't anything that should be tampered with and her golden eyes were something that only showed affection and care for two people in the entire world. Those two people were himself and Haku.

Now on to Haku. When Naruto met her, she was about as shy and timid as a turtle. But over time she came out of her shell towards people with Naruto's help of course. He had to say when he first met Haku that she lied to him and said she was a boy. Naruto figured it was a lie but went along with it. But about two and a half years ago he walked in in her wrapping bandages around her chest. The memory made him grin. She had the honor of being the second naked female body he had ever seen...the first being his Kyuu-chan of course which made Kyuubi grin.

Kumiko was next. She had a tone body from what he saw. He'd just have to let his imagination cover the rest. But he always wondered why she had her headband over her right eye. Madara had said that he sensed some familiar chakra coming from her and guessed she had the Sharingan. Naruto shrugged at the assumption but if it was actually true then he'd give Madara props for it.

He would go over what he admired about his Kyuu-chan but he had already told her before which made her blush.

Two Years Ago...

An eleven-year-old Naruto and Kyuubi were currently walking through the forest at night not far from their campsite. After a few minutes of walking and small talk they stopped in a clearing with flowers everywhere. They laid down in the grass and Kyuubi nuzzled into Naruto's neck.

"Hey, Naruto-kun, I have a question," Kyuubi asked as she looked up at the stars.

"Hmm?" he asked.

"Why do you like me? I mean, I know you forgave me because I was the reason you got all those beatings those years ago but I still can't wrap my head around it," she said sadly as she looked from the stars and up to the smiling form of Naruto.

"Why? Well, I have a lot of reasons," he smiled as he looked up to the stars. "You're amazingly beautiful, you have a great smile, and you and I have the same sense of humor. You have a great personality. You're kind, sweet, and caring. I could go on and on, Kyuu-chan," he said with a smile as he looked down to a smiling and crying fox-demon.

"Kyuu-chan, why are you crying? Did I say something?" he said frantically but she silenced him with a kiss on the lips.

"Yes, Naruto-kun, you did say something. Something that no one in my very long lifetime has ever said before," she said as she kissed him again which he returned in full. That was his first kiss.

Present...

You want a harem, don't you, Naruto-kun? Kyuubi teased with a smile.

Yep, and you're part of it, Kyuu-chan, Naruto smirked inwardly making his Kyuu-chan blush furiously.

Oh, really? She replied sultrily.

Naruto merely smiled at that.

Naruto snapped out of his stupor to find that he was staring at Yukie and she was blushing under his gaze. He blushed also as he averted his gaze and the actors started to film.

Next day...

"Well, that's...interesting..." Naruto commented as he saw the giant iceberg in front of the ship. "Better go wake up everyone else," Naruto said as he sipped some coffee from his mug and headed below deck.

"Oi, Kumiko-sensei, get up," Naruto said to his 'sensei's' door. She didn't respond so just walked in to find her on her side facing the wall on her bed sound asleep. Her door was usually locked but she must have been tired so it wasn't locked.

Naruto was about shake her shoulder but she mumbled something.

"Mmm...Naruto-kun...more..." Kumiko mumbled which made Naruto blush. "Right there...Naruto-kun," she said as she turned over in her bed to reveal the completely uncovered face of one Kumiko Hatake

"Holy..." Naruto was amazed at Kumiko's beauty. He had somewhat expected a butter-face (But Her Face) because of her wearing a mask. She had a heart-shaped face, a set of pink lips, a cute nose, and a scar running over her left eye. Her hair was messily covering parts of her face in which he found cute. She's gorgeous, he thought.

She moaned his name again before she groggily opened her eyes with them instantly widening at the sight of Naruto.

...Ba Dum...Ba Dum...Ba Dum...

Her heartbeat was ringing in her ears.

I owe Madara five bucks. She does have the Sharingan! Naruto thought before reality hit him.

"I-I'll be leaving now, Kumiko-sensei. I just wanted to make sure you were up," he said as he turned on heel to walk out of the door only to stop.

"N-Naruto-kun...please wait," she said in a voice that was pleading.

Naruto-kun? He thought as he turned around only for her to walk past her and shut the door clad in her panties and a white t-shirt.

"What is it, Kumiko-sensei?" he asked warily.

She didn't respond but instead threw her arms around his neck and smash her lips to his. His eyes widened before he put his arms around her waist and lick her bottom lip as if asking for entrance. She obliged as they engaged in a tongue war for dominance. After a couple minutes they broke away for ample air flow while they leaned their foreheads together.

"Now I see why you wear that mask, Kumiko-chan. You're beautiful and you wouldn't want every man fawning over you," he smiled while she pecked him on the lips again.

"Thanks for the compliment, Naruto-kun," she blushed. Her heart, for the first time in two and a half months was finally at ease.

"I have to ask...where'd you get that Sharingan?" he asked as he kissed her on the nose.

"When I was younger, I lost my left eye. I was friends with an Uchiha at the time and he gave me his left eye. I keep it covered so I don't suffer from chakra exhaustion," she said as she looked down to see that she was still clad in her panties. She blushed but she didn't care right then. She felt safe and complete in his arms. "You remember when our team said their likes and dislikes on the roof a couple months ago?" she asked receiving a hesitant nod from Naruto. "It is true... that you really like older women?" she asked while Naruto smirked.

"I wouldn't still be holding you if that weren't the case, Kumiko-chan," he said with a smile as he crashed his lips against hers again.

...

The director figured that the iceberg was a perfect place for one of the scenes in the movie to be filmed.

Kiba, Shikamaru, and Shino were currently watching over the ship. Sasuke and Sakura were around a heater while Naruto, Anko, Kurenai, and Kumiko were watching the filming.

Yukie looked over to Naruto of who was chatting with the three jonin. She couldn't help but feel a small amount of jealousy well up inside of her at the sight.

A few minutes later...

"So Princess, you've arrived! Well done," a fat actor in robes and a staff spoke on top of a hill overlooking Princess Gale and her two guards.

"It's you, Mao!" the Princess said reading her prop sword.

"Princess, please stay back! A man with long brown hair said.

"We'll take care of this for you," a man with white and purple makeup said getting into his battle stance.

The fat actor laughed. "Did you honestly think these meager fools could defeat me, Princess?" the man said pointing two fingers at Yukie...only for an explosion to detonate in the background.

"Was that supposed to happen?" the fat actor said dropping out of character.

"What do you think you're doing!?" the director's assistant said as a calm looking Naruto stood in front of Yukie and the other males with the Jackal in hand, it smoking with Anko, Kurenai, and Kumiko behind him, each in a battle stance. "There are other ninja here. I suggest you get back. Kurenai-chan, can you help the others get the civilians back to the ship, please?" Naruto asked kindly looking back at her with a smile. She then nodded with a smile and shunshin'ed to the large group of civilians already being ushered back to the ship with the help of the other genin.

"Welcome to the Land of Snow, friends," a man with blue clothing on and strange armor.

Naruto and Kumiko narrowed their eyes at the man but another voice spoke.

"Greetings...Princess Koyuki...I do hope you're still carrying around the Hex Crystal," a woman with pink hair, hat, blue clothing, and the same strange armor on said as she made her position known on a pillar of ice near the fat actor.

Kumiko's eyes widened. "Princess Koyuki?" she said.

Sandayū, of who was now standing near the group because of black magic and such, was gaping.

"This brat's good at detecting chakra, I'll give him that," another voice said off in the distance to reveal a large man with the same armor and clothing as his friends and a robotic looking arm to boot.

Naruto smirked at the compliment. "I'll take on the big guy over there. Since you know the skinny faggot over there I'll let you have him Kumiko-chan. Anko-chan, you take on the pink chick," Naruto said and they nodded and shunshin'ed to their respective opponents.

Naruto was the first to arrive at his opponent of who had just finished snowboarding down the large hill he was on previously. "Naruto Uzumaki-Namikaze and you are?" Naruto asked as he holstered The Jackal.

"Mizore Fuyukuma, now die!" the man said as he charged Naruto with his robotic arm and real arm attempting to flatten him.

"Too slow," Naruto said with a smirk behind Mizore.

Mizore roared as he sent a left hook towards Naruto of who just dodged easily.

"This is boring. I wonder how Anko-chan and Kumiko-chan are doing..." he said aloud as he dodged a very slow and sloppy punch from Mizore before he sent a punch to Mizore's stomach making the man roll back and collide with a wall.

Meanwhile with Anko...

"Katon: Ryūka no Jutsu!" Anko yelled as Fubuki summoned another ice wall to block the deadly fire.

"This is getting boring. Hyōrō no Jutsu!" Fubuki yelled as she summoned an ice prison that tried to imprison Anko of who just evaded the ice.

Damn that thing's fast! She thought as she sent another blaze of fire towards Fubuki. She then shunshin'ed to the right of the pink haired woman to send yet another burst of flames all the while having the ice prison chase her.

"You're a repetitive bitch, eh?" Fubuki said with a grin as she finally captured Anko in the ice prison.

She smirked confidently only for 'Anko' to transform into the heater.

"Over here, bitch," Anko said as she reared back a fist for it to connect with Fubuki sending her off a hill.

Anko smirked triumphantly only for Fubuki to come back up with purple wings.

Anko narrowed her eyes at the pink haired bitch. "You have no idea how much I hate you right now," Anko muttered sending a dozen snakes towards the ice user.

Meanwhile with Kumiko...

"Looks like your chakra armor's improved since the last time I've been here," Kumiko said as she and Nadare engaged in a taijutsu battle.

"Yes,it increses the chakra within the body and creates a chakra barrier that blocks the chakra of our adversaries and as a result ninjutsu and genjutsu are rendered useless," Nadare said as he summoned a Hyōton: Ikkaku Hakugei, or Horned Ice Whale towards Kumiko of who tried to counter with a Water Dragon but failed because of its freezing because of the whale.

"You aren't going to run like you did last time right, Kumiko-san?" Nadare mocked with a smile.

"Never!" Kumiko retorted as she shunshin'ed behind Nadare and threw him into a wall.

Kumiko was about to help Anko or Naruto but another Horned Ice Whale sprang from the snow and ice below her.

With Naruto again...

"You brat! Fine! I'll just go for the princess, then!" Mizore said as his robotic hand rocketed towards one Koyuki of who was sitting on the snow trying to sort out all the suppressed memories in her head that were now flowing back to her.

Sandayū was about to jump in the way but Naruto had the idea to shunshin right in front of the thing to block it...wit his bare free extended left hand.

"Going after unprotected women if a real cheap shot," Naruto said as he looked at Mizore in rage before drawing the Inazuma and cutting the robotic hand off making Mizore's eyes widen in surprise.

Naruto was about to retaliate but he felt the ground shake beneath him. He growled and red sheathed the Inazuma before Kumiko and Anko shunshin'ed beside him.

"Naruto-kun, we have to go. This place is falling apart," Anko said worriedly just as Fubuki, Nadare, and Mizore activated their wings and flew away.

"Grab Sandayu, I'll get Koyuki-san," Naruto said as he grabbed the supposed Princess just as she snapped out of her stupor just to be scooped up bridal style by Naruto. She blushed as he ran at high speeds back to the ship.

He looked down at the Princess and smiled making her blush further.

Meachwhile on the ship...

"And...cut!" the director shouted excitedly.

"Man I hope we got all of that," the director's assistant said exasperatedly.

...

A few hours later the group had arrived at the real Land of Snow and was unloading all of their equipment while Naruto was dozing off in a chair in Koyuki's room. Kumiko had been in there about an hour earlier for unknown reasons and Naruto had been in there ever since his 'sensei' had left.

She looks so peaceful when she sleeps, he thought with a small smile. Despite the cold attitude towards life she had her softer side in which she rarely showed but her softer side was what Naruto would kill to see more of.

A moment later she stirred and opened her eyes to see a smiling Naruto.

"I'm glad you're awake," he said in a voice that made shivers go up her spine and a blush to overtake her features.

"Why were you in here?" she said while her blush died down.

"To see if you were alright if that's fine with you," he said with a small grin while yet another blush found its way to her face. "There's an emergency meeting in the meeting room. Just go when you're ready," he said as she nodded.

She smiled sadly when he left. She really did enjoy his company.

Naruto walked in the room to see the rest of Team 7 and 8 with the director, the director's assistant, and Sandayū sitting around a large table while Kumiko was leaning against the wall. Naruto looked to see a seat in between his Kurenai-chan and Anko-chan and he happily took the seat.

"She can't really be a princess, can she? That's only in the movie's, right?" Kiba said however Kumiko spoke up.

"No, Kiba. She goes by the alias, 'Yukie Fujikaze' but her real name is Koyuki Kazahana. Our true objective is to guard Princess Kazahana, the rightful heiress to the throne to the Land Of Snow. I feared that this mission would progress but it seems that we're taking on an A-Ranked mission now," Kumiko explained gaining wide eyes from everyone.

"I met here a long time ago," Sandayu spoke gaining the attention of everyone present. "I was her aid and her sister's aid when they were just little girls. I don't blame her for not remembering me," Sandayu said quietly.

"So that means that you're from the Land of Snow, too, doesn't it, Sandayū-san," Anko asked.

Sandayu nodded. "That's right. I served her father, the leader of the Clan, Lord Sosetsu Kazahana," he said. "The Land of Snow wasn't very large, but it served as a haven for peace," he added. "Lord Sosetsu absolutely adored his daughters. Those were prosperous times, then," he paused as he adorned a look of hurt on his face. "But ten years ago, that all changed...Lord Sosetsu's younger brother, Doto, hired a group of snow ninja and started a large revolt. He wanted the thrown and that was the only way he saw fit. The Kazahana castle burned to the ground and Lord Sosetsu and his youngest daughter, Yukari, Koyuki's younger sister also supposedly died," he said as his face adorned more hurt.

"I was a chunin at the time and was assigned a mission there to investigate the possible revolt...I was the one who got the Princess out of the fire. I couldn't find her sister but I couldn't find the time to search for the body," Kumiko said also saddened while Naruto's anger flare at this 'Doto' for causing his Kumiko-chan and Koyuki-san pain!

"The day I figured out our lovely Princess Koyuki was alive I was overcome with joy. She...she was alive after all those years!" Sandayu cried. That just showed the loyalty that kind of man had for the Princess. Naruto admired that about him.

"I should have died back then," a voice said from the doorway and all heads to turn towards that direction for them to discover that it was none other than Koyuki herself.

Naruto leaned forward in his chair and closed his eyes.

"Don't say such things, Princess. You couldn't imagine how frantic we all were. We never stopped praying for your life," Sandayu responded.

"I'm alive but my heart sis dead," she said and Naruto narrowed his eyes. "After that day of losing my sister and father all of my tears dried up," Koyuki said. Naruto could sympathize with her but she didn't have to wish she would have died. Some people would have been much more grateful in her position...a lot of people.

"And that's how and why I became Yukie Fujikaze's manager. I abided my time to escort her back to the Land of Snow," Sandayu said as he finished drying his tears.

"So what you're saying is that you've just been using us?" the director's assistant.

"I'm sorry for deceiving you but it was for the sake of the Land of Snow's people," Sandayu said as he stood up and ran over to in front of Koyuki. "Please, Princess Koyuki, confront Doto and assume your rightful place as ruler of the Land of Snow!" he said getting his hands and knees begging her. But all he got was an impassive expression from her in return. "I will sacrifice my life without hesitation to protect you! I beg you please confront Doto and rule this place as it is your rightful duty!"

"I don't think so," she said coldly. Naruto's scowled as he closed his eyes. This was really pissing him off...

"You've got to be kidding," said.

"But...but what about your people!" Sandayu pleaded.

"I could care less about them," she said earning wide eyes from everyone. Naruto stood up and walked over to the window so they wouldn't see his expression of rage. "Just forget it."

"But Princess..."

"Would you knock it off already! Don't be dumb. It doesn't matter what you do you'll never beat Doto, okay. I'm not going. You and this Land of Snow can just rot for all I care," she said but meanwhile in Naruto's minds something snapped...

Before anyone could speak the sound of wood breaking was heard and all turned their heads to Naruto off whom had snapped a small wooden pillar...with his hands. "I've been a bounty hunter since I was eight and you know how many people I've killed?" he said loudly enough for everyone in the room to hear. "Five hundred and sixteen people I've killed..." he said making everyone's eyes widen.

"Do you think I care how many people you've killed, kid? You just wave it around like a trophy, do you think we care-" she pasued as Naruto turned around, his eyes red with slits.

"Trophy? Trophy? TROPHY?! You think I wear the amount of people I've killed around my waist like a God damned title?! No...No I remember the number because it shows how much of a cold hearted killer I am. I only accepted bounties on people that I thought were most deserving of death. But...but I still don't think any of them deserved it. I have no idea if some of them were loving fathers or a caring husbands but I followed through with it anyways because we didn't need any more rapists, murderers, thieves, or drug sellers in this world. But you...telling your rightful kingdom and undeserving people to rot and declining a man on his hands and knees begging you," Naruto said releasing a hollow chuckle. "That's a new low I never knew existed," he spat. "I'm going for a walk," he said as his eyes turned back to normal and he disappearing in a burst of snow while Koyuki crumpled down to the floor...crying for the first time in ten years...

If you could see Naruto, he was currently walking on a path of snow to who knows where. He didn't care. He just needed something to blow the fuck up...

A/N Angst filled bitterness towards the end. That truly was the first negative filled emotion part of a story I've written. I think I personally did well on it but hey, that's for you guys to decide.

Now on to the choices...you may now vote for the following...

Kushina Uzumaki

Tsunade Senju

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Mabui

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Samui

Fuka

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Hinata's mother?

Natsuhi

Ayame.

Yugao

Fem! Jiraiya (visit Profile for accurate description before you judge)

Tsunami

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