Hello Everyone! Welcome back to an all new chapter of EHTFRB! Now it's time to see one battle of a certain rivalry throughout the show, two people that always tends to have bad things happen whenever they interact. One's a giant flirt and the others a cheating flirt. Let's see what happens when these two square off…shall we?
Battle #3
"No! Back away from me! I don't want anything to do with you!" A paranoid voice shouted out as we open up to another section of the Happy Tree Town. The camera moves towards two characters walking down a sidewalk. One was a pink chipmunk, being annoyed by a brown bear with a huge light brown afro, wearing 70's disco clothing. The Pink Chipmunk dons a bright red bow on the top of her head. What looked to be a great morning, turned into a disaster as the bear named Disco Bear went on and on about himself to impress her which completely failed. Giggles began to walk faster away from the creepy bear but there was no escape from him.
"So how about you and I go out then my…rawr…sexy angel. You and I can have lots of fun together" Disco said as Giggles got in his face.
"Back off! I have a boyfriend you sick bastard! Leave me the hell alone!" Giggles shouted as Disco Bear still smiled and shrugs as he grabs her hand and pulls her close to him, dousing her nostrils with his cologne which almost made her vomit. Giggles bites his arm, making him scream as he lets her go. Giggles runs from the screaming bear to only be tackled from behind. Giggles struggles to see Disco Bear growls at her.
"You bitch! You think you'll get away from me? I'm going to make sure you go down and enjoy spending time with me.' Disco Bear said as then music blasts from the stores, scaring the two as townsfolk come towards the noise. Disco Bear and Giggles look around to see the townsfolk stare at them as then a brown bear dressed in a expensive suit jumps out and shouts into a microphone.
EPIC HAPPY TREE FRIEND RAP BATTLES!
"You serious? Really man?" Disco Bear said as the bear hits him with the microphone and continues on.
Disco Bear!
VS!
Giggles!
"Well, I think I'm going to enjoy dissing the hell out of you because…" Giggles said as then the announcer cuts in.
BEGIN!
"Enough is Enough!
I'm done with your stuff!
You're full of garbage with no class,
Your body can't withstand that mass
Pursuing girls who are constantly harass. (Shows Disco following after Petunia, Lammy, Giggles, and Flaky in creepy ways.)
Someone needs to stop you and it's gonna be me,
Beating you left and right in every degree,
And watch you scream like a bitch as you flee.
As you're buried six feet below,
It's one funeral that no one wants to go." Giggles said as Disco Bear covers her mouth as he cuts her off from rapping.
"It's time to shut up and hear what I have to say,
Cheating on your boyfriend every single day, (Shows Giggles with Mole, Russell, Cro-Marmot as Cuddles is surprised)
Never giving me a chance because of how I weigh?
Fuck that!
You ungrateful brat,
About to get splat
Went berserk over garbage destroying our precious Habitat!
We're not the opposite you and I,
We both Flirt…" Disco Bear said as his hand is moved away and Giggles cuts him off.
"But you stalk girls younger than you pervert!" Giggles said as Disco turns to Giggles as his face becomes red and places his hand around Giggles throat.
"Is that what you're trying to divert?
Calling me a perv as we don't know how many people you fuck?!
Ha! What's wrong? You look dumbstruck (Giggles face is pale as he says this and sweats and looks nervous)
Can't stop thinking about those dicks you suck?
Trying to make a quick buck?
It's really a shame,
Doing all these nasty things as I get the blame.
I do my best to never give up to win your hearts…" Disco Bear said as he is kicked in the nuts and let's go of Giggles takes in breaths as the music continues. Disco holds his jewels to see Giggles kick him in the face.)
"That there is where your luck runs out.
You get all bitchy and begin to shout,
You can't get pussy so there's no doubt,
There are so many things we know about you.
A dropout!
Need to get that brain checked out
Which is why your life is a fallout,
Constantly drunk and then you blackout, (Disco is on the ground drooling and sleeping)
Beginning fights and then, blam! A grand knockout! (Shows Disco getting beaten by people in the bar)
The 70's died, so get into modern times pedobear,
The times of domestic software! (Shows people on their phones)" Giggles said as Disco Bear slowly gets up and wipes blood from his mouth, he walks up to Giggles and head-butts her. She backs away as Disco then continues the battle)
"I won't give up to a bitch having an affair,
You're a disease we all need to beware!
So stop your whining and go back to daycare,
Cause this ain't over so you better prepare,
Hell is going to breakout and I'll be your new nightmare!" Disco Bear said as he smiles and the music then ends. Giggles then clenches her fists as Disco does the same. The brown bear then takes over to give his final lines.
Who Won!?
Who's Next?!
You Decide!
Hello Everyone, Sorry for the long update on the stories. I'm doing rehearsals for Drama and working for school work which is taking a lot of my time away which nothing has been updated at all. But the stories are being worked on little by little. Take care as the next chapter of Operation: Zombie is coming. Take care everyone.
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