Freddy F***boy has been fighting nonstop against the animatronics of the Puella Magi. Most of what the mahous say is just depressing while the bear keeps on saying some of the most weirdest stuff.
Madoka: I want to go home.
Freddy: Get Crunk.
Kyoko: I must have my revenge.
Freddy: Inhale.
Homura: You did this to us.
Freddy: Do I give a f***?
Mami: Who am I?
Freddy: I don't know, but your mom probably named you based on the time she learned to take a shit.
Sayaka: Please help us.
Freddy: No thank you.
Madoka: We want salvation.
Freddy: The church's not busy so go ask them.
All the girls: FREE US!
Freddy: Fine J**** f***ing C****, what the f*** do you want with me? I don't know you people other than the anime your from.
Kyoko: You killed us when we were alive.
Mami: And soiled our bodies.
Homura: Our corpse were stuffed into these animatronics.
Sayaka: And we are forced to be still and amuse.
Kyoko: The people here keep changing our looks.
Mami: From the girls from Madoka Magica...
Homura: And Sailor Moon.
Sayaka: People only sees us as their waifu.
Madoka: But not as girls that we used to be. Now we forget who we truly are and the only way of escape is to take what used to be ours.
Freddy: You girls are terrible poets and I did none of that shit.
Madoka: We just want to be free.
As the girls gathered up against Freddy, the bear starts to feel uncomfortable because five animatronics of anime girls are gathering at him. His face showed no fear since he can't really showed emotion.
Suddenly, Freddy's manager, Wario came with some pizza. Normally Wario is a cheap ass bastard, but he at least takes the time to give Freddy something to eat.
Wario: I'm just here to say congrates on your first day and this pizza is going into your paycheck.
Wario looked and saw the animatronics and looked at them in fear. He was surprised to see his fears come to life.
Wario: No. It can't be. I thought it was a myth.
Mami: That voice. You are the one who ended our lives
Kyoko: Get him!
The girls went after Wario and slaughtered him as he did to them in the past. Wario let out a powerful "Wah", as they rip him apart. Normally people would freak out at the sight of this, but Freddy just stood there with a blank expression. All that was left of Wario is a puddle of blood with flesh droppings.
Suddenly weird glowing mist flow right out of the animatronics. The girls showed expressions of relief as they are finally now at peace. The avatars of the girls spirit are different from what the animatronics look like as they appear as normal girls, but transparent.
A ghost girl: We are finally free. We're sorry about how we treated you Freddy. Now it is time for us to go.
The girls then ascended to heaven as Freddy just gazed at their departure. His only comment to this was...
Freddy: That was f***ing stupid.
The clock shows that it was 6 a.m. and the bear stole the pizza that Wario so happened to dropped before his death. He then went to where the money is stored and steals it. Upon reaching outside he sees Wario who just came back to life.
Freddy: How the f*** are you alive?
Wario: Mario characters have three lives. You don't play retro games like that ol' Super Mario Bros or Donkey Kong.
Freddy: Oh right. I forgot.
Wario: I also just made this letter for you.
Freddy takes it and returns back to his home at Freddy Fazbear Pizzeria. When he reached home, he opens up the letter and looked rather disappointed.
Freddy: I have intercepted the mail. I'm f***ing fired.
The bear looks outside of his home and sighed. He then look up and thinks a bit more positive. Freddy then says.
Freddy: I never like that place to begin with.
And so this is the end of one of the stories about the legendary Freddy F***boy. Now roll the credits with some Anime music.