Chapter 3: 3 to 3 Million
Well that was oddoddoddidyodd. I was creeping (what I thought was very discreetly) upstairs to the dormitories when this little brown head popped up. I almost had a bloody canary! Anyway, once my heart rate returned to normal the girl said, 'You know you don't have to sneak up here like that. We don't mind you being around you are in Slytherin too, you know.' Yes, I somehow picked up on being Slytherin. Anyway, I was rather shocked but I managed to mumble a thanks. I am quite relieved, though. I was going to bloody die of sleep deprivation if I kept up what I was doing.
Oh, and no post from Mum, Dad, and the Grandparents today, thank Merlin and Dumbledore. Still, it's only a matter of time. It's going to be bloody fab when it comes to, I can picture it: Blood, guts, and tears. Romania is looking like a very bright place to live right now. Far, far away from everyone… maybe I live among the dragons far away from civilization. I can become DragonGirl and be a strange airyfairy myth.
ALRIGHT I GET IT… I WOULD NEVER DO IT!
Its nice to dream though. Though, I have found the bright spot on my very dark horizon: I absolutely love Charms class to the moon! We practiced levitating feathers today and it was fab. I levitated mine on the first try! Of course, there was that sad moment where Slytherin received ten points for me doing so but still it. It was really wonderful… oh and Leah Longbottom is in my class as well. She's not brilliant but she did manage to raise her feather by the end. I suppose Mum was right, there is always a light at the end of the tunnel. Although, usually that light is just some train but nevertheless, Charms is fab.
HIP HIP HOORAY!
Oh bloody sodding hell. An owl just dropped a nice little pile of letters on my plate of toast. Great just great guess who their addressed from?
Mr. and Mrs. James Potter Super, I just love livid parents
Remus and Tonks Lupin First set of angry grandparents
Harry and Ginny Potter Saved the worst for last
Well, this is just brilliant. Greg told me I am looking a bit green again. Cheers mate! Well, here goes nothing, wish me loads of luck.
Dear Ev,
Well, we heard the news and we can't say it did not come as quite the shock. However, you're still our little girl so we trust that this is for the best… that hat has been sorting for centuries. Don't worry your pretty little head about this, love. Post soon!
Hugs and love,
Mum and Dad
Merlin and Dumbledore! That was quite the relief… still its not over yet.
Dear Ev,
Hello darling… we've heard about you being sorted into Slytherin. We're just posting to let you know it does not change our opinion on darling little you. Although, your grandma was quite stunned when she found out afraid the family was picking up her bad family traits. No worries though, its all peachy now. Kisses to you from Grandma!
Love,
Grandpa Remus
Poor Grandma I must have given her a bloody heartattack, still this is looking up. Of course, this is the big doozy.
Dear Ev,
We know what your thinking darling, and that is not right at all. We do not hate you in any way, we could never hate you. The war was over 50 years ago and it is high time we stop separating ourselves, it's time we come together again and you can be the start of just that. Alright, so stop worrying! Post to us, we do miss you!
Kisses and chocolate frogs!
Grampy Harry and Grammy Ginny
PRAISE MERLIN! PRAISE DUMBLEDORE! I AM ABSOLVED! I just grabbed Greg up in a dance and Leah soon joined up. MY FAMILY DOESN'T HATE ME!! YAY! HOORAY! Now all I have to do is make every house in Hogwarts unite, figure out how to pass Potions, and find my favorite shampoo bottle and I've cracked it! Life is fabfabfabityfabfab.
LIFE IS SO BLOODY AWFUL!
I do not know what that bloody Natty Weasley has up her behind, but honestly it's getting a bit much. She doesn't have to be such a prat… if my bloody family can get over my being in Slytherin why can't she? I AM NOT A TRAITOR!!!! NOT IN ANY WAY SHAPE OR FORM!!!! I hope everyone in this bloody school knows that… I think most people do by now except for NATTY WEASLEY. Our friendship is officially over… I might go tell her later. Or not, I could get intense injury from a well aimed treacle tart on her part. Ooh a rhyme! Fancy that!
NOT THE POINT!
It's quite sad though, Natty and I have been the best of friends since diapers… we know everything about each other. For example, I know her biggest fear is a banshee and she knows mine is a mountain troll. I mean that's friendship right there. Sighsighsighidysigh. I guess I should get to bed… since I can sleep it like a normal person praise Merlin and Dumbledore. So far the count for good to bad here is as follows:
Good: Leah Longbottom; Charms class; being able to sleep in my dorm at the proper times
Bad: Everything else.
It looks that makes the final count… 3 to 3 million. TOP BLOODY NOTCH! Alright I am going to catch the Knight Bus to Romania it's the end of line for me. I heard the Knight Bus is quite fun really, and I could do with some fun. Maybe I'll start a career as a Knight Bus driver or something of the sort that would be nice.
LISTEN TO ME! I AM GOING BLOODY MENTAL!
I was going to bed… still am. Merlin and Dumbledore know I should before I come up with another godforsaken half backed plan. Cheers!
A/N: Please review... i haven't gotten any yet and its very sad. i really want to know what you all think!!! Cheers