Suddenly a new case was on and Tony didn't have a chance to talk to McGee again until he was standing beside him sketching the scene. Tony rounded on him. And poked him in the chest again, firmly.

"You didn't answer my question back there Probie." Tony kept his voice low, his eyes darting to where Gibbs was talking to a State Trooper.

"What question was that Tony. " McGee hedged knowing what was coming, trying to look busy.

"What were you doing with the Secretary for Veterans Affairs in Interrogation back at Headquarters?"

"Ahhh what did it look like we were doing?"

McGee wasn't sure exactly how much Tony had seen and he didn't want to give him anymore information than he already had. He would rather chew his own arm off than discuss his sex life with DiNozzo of all people and it was disturbing him no end to know that Tony might have actually watched some of it. I mean did he look up, realize and go straight away? Or did he…..you know … watch?

McGee wanted to know but he really didn't want to ask. And if he asked how would he know Tony would even tell him the right answer?

Tony gave McGee a dark look. "It looked like you were showing her the finer points of your tonsils……… plus a view other things."

"Ahhh what other things?"

"I'm disturbed enough about it without repeating it to you so just answer the question" Tony leaned into McGee's space again and placed a warning hand on his chest.

McGee had genuinely forgotten the question in the stress of not revealing whatever it was Tony didn't know. He sighed. He wasn't very good at this game and Tony was very persistent. He was starting to sweat again. Yech.

"DiNozzo!"

"Yeah Boss?"

"Stop whatever it is you're doing to McGee. I think it's pretty obvious he doesn't like it."

Gibbs smiled as he heard a smothered curse from Tony and watched as McGee blushed to the tips of his ears. The two men stepped away from each other and continued their work. A moment later their conversation started up again, quietly.

"Look Tony, its no big deal. Ava and I have been…."

"Wait Ava? You mean you two have been ….before?" Tony suggestively wiggled his eyebrows and stared at McGee.

"Yes Tony."

"I knew it! But she's Veterans Affairs. And she's old! She's hot but she's old! She has to be a decade older than you if a day"

McGee coughed and pulled the camera up in front of his face to take another shot. He hoped it would hide some of the blush creeping over his face.

"Fifteen actually"

Tony choked. "Fifteen? Damn McGee what the hell are you doing?"

"Well it just sort of happened"

"It just sort of HAPPENED? What did she do? Order you to have sex with her?"

McGee rolled his eyes. "Of course not Tony, don't be silly" He pulled the camera up again and Tony could hear the smirk in his voice "Well not the first time anyway"

Tony shot McGee another dirty look as he squatted to get closer to the ground and the body of the dead ensign.

"Look Tony it's no big deal….. to me. I mean we're all adults here. Well I mean even you have your good days. If you want to go ahead and tell everyone that I'm errrr casually seeing Ava Kimmerson then that's your call. And I don't think she cares either way. But I would prefer that you kept whatever you saw in Interrogation to yourself though."

Tony looked up considering his friend, whose blush was denying his calm voice.

"So you wouldn't mind if I walked up to Gibbs right now and said Hey Boss I thought you should know that McGee and the Honorable Ms Kimmerson have been doing the horizontal mambo for…… How long?"

"About five months"

"Five Months! And you never said a word! Ohhhh Timothy you have been a naughty boy" McGee flushed again, moving around the scene.

Tony flicked his eyes across to Gibbs, then back and continued to sketch "By the way I totally don't buy that you're cool with this. If I walked up to Gibbs right now and told him you would have a heart attack. Otherwise you would have mentioned it before. I mean what you just haven't had the opportunity to say something to him in private in over five months?"

McGee squirmed "Errrrhhhhh Ok look it was just a nothing that became a something that sort of got out of control."

"Out of control all right. You nearly gave me a heart attack. What if the Director had walked in? You would be out on your tattooed butt quicker than you could blink"

There was silence as McGee moved around the site taking different shots of the scene considering just that scenario.

"Please don't say anything Tony." McGee looked at Tony with the sad pleading puppy dog look on his face that he just couldn't say no to.

"Alright. Just don't get your panties in a twist. And no more sex in the building. I don't care who it's with."

McGee grinned happily. "Thanks Tony"

There was a few minutes of delicious silence before Tony spoke again.

"By the way McGee, did you and Ava... you know actually..."

"Actually what Tony?" McGee tried to keep the smile out of his voice. He hadn't seen much at all then!

"You know what Im asking Probie"

"Tony, you know I don't kiss and tell!" McGee laughed quietly to himself as Tony started on a long monologue about how guys should share all their secrets, especially if it involved women. And sex.

Gibbs watched the two men talking. They seemed to have worked out whatever had got Tony all worked up. Good. It wasn't good to have divisions in the team. Tony really should stop touching McGee so much though. It just got him all hot and bothered. And embarrassed.

Gibbs smiled as at the end of a long day Ducky stepped into the elevator along with the Director.

"Ah Jethro. Just the man I wanted to speak to. So how long has young Timothy been seeing the delicious Ava Kimmerson?"

Gibbs swore he actually felt the elevator shift sideways on him and he looked up and stared at Jenny.

"What? McGee and Ava?"

"Oh yes I interrupted the two of them in the stairwell this afternoon. In a rather compromising situation too I might add. I don't think they noticed me though. Too busy with each other. You seem to know everything around here so I thought you would know."

Jenny considered the conversation she had earlier and looked at Gibbs with startled eyes. "Oh my God. McGee is Ava's hot young thing?"

Gibbs cursed himself. DiNozzo was right. He should have warned McGee.

So what do you think people? Did McGee actually go the full Monty. Curious to know what people think.