Author's Note: Wee! Here we go again! Another round of insanity! I can't believe you came back for more! Anyway, we left off with an issue with the beds, so let's see how everyone else works it out!

Ellie's Prov

Sasori led me to his room, which wasn't much of a room. There was a single bed that look really unused, a dresser for clothes, and a desk. That was it.

"So, should I sleep on the floor?" I asked, turning to him. He shook his head.

"I don't sleep. You can use the bed."

"Oh. Okay….I wonder what Pein wanted with my sister." I said conversationally, sitting on the bed. He shrugged.

"Perhaps he thought she was pretty." Sasori just stood there woodenly (heh… "wood"enly).

"Yeah. I bet." It was really awkward. I thought about Avery, Erin, and Marrler….

Avery's Prov

I followed Deidara into his room. Everything was filled with clay or clay birds. But I didn't really notice. I was too busy looking at Dei-Dei-kun to notice.

"So here's the bed. We can both sleep on it…" Deidara looked around awkwardly.

"Really? We're gonna sleep on the same bed?" I almost started hyperventilating, but stopped myself. I sat on the bed, now really bored. "Wanna make out?"

"Sure." He leaned in and kissed me.

Erin's Prov

Itachi led me to his room. It wasn't really anything special, just a room.

"I'll sleep on the floor, so you can sleep on the bed." Itachi grabbed some blankets and set up a "bed" on the floor.

"Oh. Okay." I sat on the bed. "You know, I'll sleep on the floor. It's your room." He shook his head.

"No. I want you to sleep on the bed. You're a guest."

Now I shook my head. "No, I'm a hostage, and I want to sleep on the floor!"

"You're sleeping on the bed." Itachi kind of pushed me onto the bed.

"No. You are." I pulled him onto the bed and stood up in front of him.

"No. You a-" Itachi was pulling me back onto the bed, but instead he pulled me on top of him. We both blushed furiously, and I stumbled to stand up.

"I-I...uh…um..." I straightened out my shirt. "I-I…I'm gonna go…watch some TV…"

Idiot!

There goes my inny.

Marrler's Prov

Tobi and I were gonna share the bed, and right now we were watching Loony Tunes.

~TIME JUMP~

Nicole's Prov

I sat in my pj's on the bed, glaring at the bathroom. "Pein! Are you coming to bed or what? I can't sleep with you making all that racket!"

"Oh be quiet! What are my wife?" He poked his head in and…oh. My. GOD! He had taken his piercings out…if that was possible. But…wow! Without his piercings in, he was really hot! I felt a blush creep up to my cheeks and I coughed readjusting my position in the bed.

"Just hurry up will ya?" I tried to sound annoyed, but I don't think it worked. He scoffed at me and disappeared into the bathroom. He opened a few more cabinets and threw a wine bottle at me. It landed on the bed beside me, and Pein plopped down beside me with a six pack of beer.

"Wine for you, beer for me." Pein turned on a TV opposite from the bed. I grabbed the beer and put the wine on his lap.

"Wine for you, beer for me." I opened one of them and chugged half the bottle. I grinned at him after I burped.

~'Nother TIME JUMP to morning~

Nicole's Prov

I groaned. I rolled over to see Pein. He had one of his arms over me, no shirt, and, oh God, I think he was hard. I wriggled out of his grip, only to realize that I had no shirt on. I groaned again and headed for some meds.

Hidan was waiting for me to come out. "Some nice girl you are. You wanna spend the night in my room, whore?"

"You're dead to me mother-fucker. And don't shout, you Jashinist cock-sucker." I looked for some pain meds, to no avail.

"Hey, onee-sama!" Ellie came out of her room happy, but looked annoyed when she saw me topless. "What did you do?"

"Don't yell." I glanced back at the door. Pein was leaning against the frame.

"Nicole, I think you forgot something." He held out my shirt. I looked down at my black satin bra. I looked up at the ceiling.

"Fuck." I walked over to him and tried to grab my shirt, but he pulled it away. "Come on, Pein, gimme my shirt." He pulled it into the room and the door disappeared.

But wait! What happened last night between me and Pein! Let's find out next chapter!

Erin: Nikki doesn't own Naruto, me or-

Marrler: ME!?!?!?

Erin: No…Avery…they have joint custody, remember?

Me: *coming in* What Erin said!

Pein: Are you coming to bed now?

Me: Coming! Bye everybody!