140I CANNOT BELIEVE THIS!!! I AM WAY TOO HAPPY!!! I GOT A WHOLE LOTTA REVIEWS!!! Okay, I shall remain calm and begin the third chapter... So, in the famous words of myself, here's... Something....
Big Bird chuckled happily as he told the others of his success. "They're sending... THEM. And they're also sending... HIM." Cookie Monster gasped. "They're sending Mr. Rogers, too?!" Big Bird pecked at the big blue creature. "The readers weren't supposed to know that yet, you idiot!" Big Bird turned and looked out the computer monitor. "YOU. Yes, you. The one reading this. You will forget what you have just heard. And you will also review this chapter when it is over. Got it? Good..." Elmo was shaking fearfully. "Even now Elmo still have a hard time being near... THEM. They're scary..."
Heero paced back and forth. "Alright. Here's what we're going to do. We're going to send Rashid and the Magnac to get the gundams. 'Cause even though I am a bit suicidal at times, there's no way in hell even I would try to get 'em." The others nodded their heads in agreement. "So it's settled. Quatre, you can tell them." Quatre ran to the phone and called Rashid. "Okay then. Trowa, once Quatre's done on the phone, you, him and Wufei go try and figure out where those bastards are hiding. Duo, you'll help me." "What're you going to do, Heero?" Duo asked. "Hell if I know. For some odd reason I have an insane need for you to be with me, though." Heero shrugged his shoulders. "Don't know how to explain it."
At PBSs Headquarters...
"We've just had a call from the Sesame Assassins. Their target is very tough, apparently, and they've requested the aid of Mr. Rogers and..." A woman began, and then Barney cut her off. "Just refer to them as THEM. The readers aren't supposed to know who they are yet." The woman nodded her head. "Right then. They've requested their help. So we're sending Mr. Rogers and... THEM... As soon as possible." Mr. Rogers entered the room. "I can go right now. Then you can send... THEM... Later. It's a beautiful day to kick some ass!" The woman nodded her head once again, and Mr. Rogers ran and hopped onto a small toy train that drove off towards the city the gundam pilots were in.
Back At The Gundam Guys House...
"They're getting the gundams right now." Heero nodded his head. "You go with Trowa and Wufei. As for me, I have a sudden urge to order a pizza..." Heero ran to the phone and called... Hmmm... Pizza Express. They have good pizza. Yeah. Heero called Pizza Express and ordered... Um... What the hell, two large pepperoni pizzas. One for me (And Duo. Duo's eating with me, dammit.) and one for him and Duo. "Heero, Quatre and the others left. Now what're we gonna do? Do you have some kind of insane scheme that has a low chance of success but can be pulled off if we act quickly and do everything perfectly?" Heero shook his head. "Nope. I just have a brilliant plan to get the pizza from the pizza guy without paying. Do you have some kind of plan to defeat the evil fuzzy thingies?" Duo shook his head.
"So where are we going?" Quatre asked. "I don't know. All I know is that they're somewhere in this city." Trowa said. "How do you know that?" "Simple. I read the third paragraph, and Mr. Rogers came ot this city when those Sesame Assassins asked for backup. Therefore they must be in this city." Quatre nodded his head. "You're so smart, Trowa." Trowa nodded his head. "That's why my hair is like this. My brain is so large it sticks out of my head, so I have my hair like this to cover it." "Really?" Trowa shook his head. "Nope. Actually, I don't know why I have my hair like this. Maybe I'll cut it off." "No! It looks good like that." Trowa spotted something. "Look! Over there! I saw that purple vampire guy over there!"
"I think they spotted me! There were one, two, three of them! Three gundam pilots! Coming this way!" The Count yelled. "Well, there's more of us than there is them. So we will triumph!" Then the three pilots entered the alleyway. "We know you're in here, so come on out." Wufei yelled. Then Big Bird jumped out form behind a cardboard box and attacked Wufei. "HELP!" Wufei screamed as he tried to beat the large bird off of him. Trowa thought of something brilliant. "I is gonna ate me food." Big Bird put his wings over his ears. "NOOOOOO! STOP IT! ANYTHING BUT THAT!" Big Bird fell to the ground as the others joined in the bad grammar. "NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!"
Back At The Gundam Guys House...
"Oh, yeah, that was a brilliant plan, Heero..." Heero glanced at the pizza delivery guy tied up in the corner. "Well, we got free pizza out of it, didn't we? And it worked, didn't it?" Duo shrugged his shoulders. "I guess so, but we have to let him go sometime." Heero pulled out his gun. Not if we..." "NO! You aren't going to shoot him, Heero!" Heero put the gun back. "Fine." The two resumed their eating. "Duo looks rather sexy in those pants...." Heero mumbled. "What?" Duo asked. "Er... Nothing." Duo gave Heero a suspicious look. "Heero? What did you say?" Heero blushed, but tried to hide it. "I didn't say anything at all. You're imagining things." Duo glared at Heero. "Tell me what you said."
Heero set down his pizza and hugged Duo. "I love you, Duo!" Heero waited for a reply, but didn't get one. He looked up at Duo and saw that his face was turning blue. Heero let go of Duo. "You almost killed me. Next time you decide to hug me, do it gently. Kay?" Heero nodded his head and waited quietly. "Duo?" "What?" "Aren't you going to say anything?" Duo nodded his head. "Yeah. When we sell the extra bed, can we use the money to get a Playstation?" Heero had a confused look on his face. "What extra bed?" "Well, if you'd prefer we had seperate beds, it'd be okay with me, I guess. But I would like a Playstation..."
"You mean we're going to share a bed?" "Only if you want to." Heero resumed eating his pizza when he noticed there were only three slices left. "I should have ordered more than just two larges. I forgot how much you eat." Duo protruded his lower lip. "I don't eat that much." "Do too." "I do not! It's my other personalities that eat most of it." Heero slowly backed away from Duo. "I didn't mean it, I was just kidding. Jeez..."
Back In The Alley...
Mr. Rogers arrived. "I assume those are our target?" Big Bird nodded his head, keeping his wings over his ears. "Right then." Mr. Rogers pulled off his sweater. "Sweater of Doom!" He yelled as he tossed it at Trowa. Once it made contact with Trowa, he began screaming in pain. "Burning... Hot... OOOOOOOWWWW!!!" Quatre ran to Trowas side and pulled the deadly clothing off him. "That was injust!" Wufei yelled as he stabbed Mr. Rogers with a plastic spork he had picked up earlier. "OW! OW! OW! And stabbing me with a spork is just? Stop that!" Wufei continued stabbing Mr. Rogers, and the Sesame Assassins closed in on Trowa and Quatre.
"Stay back!" Quatre yelled, but the S.A. kept advancing upon them. Quatre took off one of Trowas shoes and threw it at Big Bird. "OW! You'll pay for that!" Quatre took off Trowas other shoe and threw it at Elmo. "OW! Elmo get you for that!" Quatre pulled off one of Trowas socks and threw it at Cookie Monster. "AAAAAAAHHHH!!! COOKIE MONSTER CAN'T BREATHE!" Cookie Monster fell to the ground, unconcious. Quatre threw Trowas other sock at Oscar. "Oh, no! That's even bad enough to knock me out!" Oscar said, and soon fell to the ground beside Cookie Monster. Quatre pulled off Trowas pants and threw them at The Count. "How many stitches are in these? One, two, three..."
With The Count occupied, Cookie Monster and Oscar unconcious, and Mr. Rogers being stabbed by Wufei, that only left Big Bird and Elmo. "Take this!" Quatre yelled as he threw Trowas boxers at Big Bird. "Eeeewww, gross!" Big Bird eventually fainted as well. Soon afterwards, Mr. Rogers lost so much blood that he passed out. That only left Elmo... "Heeheehee... Elmo going to kill you!" Then Quatre took off Trowas shirt and used it to strangle the evil red creature until he passed out as well. "Well, we're safe... For now, anyways." Quatre noted. "And I'm naked. For now, anyways." Trowa muttered. "Dammit, now I'm cold." Quatre hugged Trowa. "You might be hot, but I'm still cold." Quatre looked at Trowa confusedly. "I'm not hot. I'm just a little warm." "I wasn't referring to your temperature." And then THEY arrived...
To be continued...
Hehehe... Okay, that was the third chapter. *Shrugs his shoulders* Might not have been all that great, but I'm very tired currently. Anyways, don't forget to review. And now I shall exit. So goodbye for now, people!
Big Bird chuckled happily as he told the others of his success. "They're sending... THEM. And they're also sending... HIM." Cookie Monster gasped. "They're sending Mr. Rogers, too?!" Big Bird pecked at the big blue creature. "The readers weren't supposed to know that yet, you idiot!" Big Bird turned and looked out the computer monitor. "YOU. Yes, you. The one reading this. You will forget what you have just heard. And you will also review this chapter when it is over. Got it? Good..." Elmo was shaking fearfully. "Even now Elmo still have a hard time being near... THEM. They're scary..."
Heero paced back and forth. "Alright. Here's what we're going to do. We're going to send Rashid and the Magnac to get the gundams. 'Cause even though I am a bit suicidal at times, there's no way in hell even I would try to get 'em." The others nodded their heads in agreement. "So it's settled. Quatre, you can tell them." Quatre ran to the phone and called Rashid. "Okay then. Trowa, once Quatre's done on the phone, you, him and Wufei go try and figure out where those bastards are hiding. Duo, you'll help me." "What're you going to do, Heero?" Duo asked. "Hell if I know. For some odd reason I have an insane need for you to be with me, though." Heero shrugged his shoulders. "Don't know how to explain it."
At PBSs Headquarters...
"We've just had a call from the Sesame Assassins. Their target is very tough, apparently, and they've requested the aid of Mr. Rogers and..." A woman began, and then Barney cut her off. "Just refer to them as THEM. The readers aren't supposed to know who they are yet." The woman nodded her head. "Right then. They've requested their help. So we're sending Mr. Rogers and... THEM... As soon as possible." Mr. Rogers entered the room. "I can go right now. Then you can send... THEM... Later. It's a beautiful day to kick some ass!" The woman nodded her head once again, and Mr. Rogers ran and hopped onto a small toy train that drove off towards the city the gundam pilots were in.
Back At The Gundam Guys House...
"They're getting the gundams right now." Heero nodded his head. "You go with Trowa and Wufei. As for me, I have a sudden urge to order a pizza..." Heero ran to the phone and called... Hmmm... Pizza Express. They have good pizza. Yeah. Heero called Pizza Express and ordered... Um... What the hell, two large pepperoni pizzas. One for me (And Duo. Duo's eating with me, dammit.) and one for him and Duo. "Heero, Quatre and the others left. Now what're we gonna do? Do you have some kind of insane scheme that has a low chance of success but can be pulled off if we act quickly and do everything perfectly?" Heero shook his head. "Nope. I just have a brilliant plan to get the pizza from the pizza guy without paying. Do you have some kind of plan to defeat the evil fuzzy thingies?" Duo shook his head.
"So where are we going?" Quatre asked. "I don't know. All I know is that they're somewhere in this city." Trowa said. "How do you know that?" "Simple. I read the third paragraph, and Mr. Rogers came ot this city when those Sesame Assassins asked for backup. Therefore they must be in this city." Quatre nodded his head. "You're so smart, Trowa." Trowa nodded his head. "That's why my hair is like this. My brain is so large it sticks out of my head, so I have my hair like this to cover it." "Really?" Trowa shook his head. "Nope. Actually, I don't know why I have my hair like this. Maybe I'll cut it off." "No! It looks good like that." Trowa spotted something. "Look! Over there! I saw that purple vampire guy over there!"
"I think they spotted me! There were one, two, three of them! Three gundam pilots! Coming this way!" The Count yelled. "Well, there's more of us than there is them. So we will triumph!" Then the three pilots entered the alleyway. "We know you're in here, so come on out." Wufei yelled. Then Big Bird jumped out form behind a cardboard box and attacked Wufei. "HELP!" Wufei screamed as he tried to beat the large bird off of him. Trowa thought of something brilliant. "I is gonna ate me food." Big Bird put his wings over his ears. "NOOOOOO! STOP IT! ANYTHING BUT THAT!" Big Bird fell to the ground as the others joined in the bad grammar. "NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!"
Back At The Gundam Guys House...
"Oh, yeah, that was a brilliant plan, Heero..." Heero glanced at the pizza delivery guy tied up in the corner. "Well, we got free pizza out of it, didn't we? And it worked, didn't it?" Duo shrugged his shoulders. "I guess so, but we have to let him go sometime." Heero pulled out his gun. Not if we..." "NO! You aren't going to shoot him, Heero!" Heero put the gun back. "Fine." The two resumed their eating. "Duo looks rather sexy in those pants...." Heero mumbled. "What?" Duo asked. "Er... Nothing." Duo gave Heero a suspicious look. "Heero? What did you say?" Heero blushed, but tried to hide it. "I didn't say anything at all. You're imagining things." Duo glared at Heero. "Tell me what you said."
Heero set down his pizza and hugged Duo. "I love you, Duo!" Heero waited for a reply, but didn't get one. He looked up at Duo and saw that his face was turning blue. Heero let go of Duo. "You almost killed me. Next time you decide to hug me, do it gently. Kay?" Heero nodded his head and waited quietly. "Duo?" "What?" "Aren't you going to say anything?" Duo nodded his head. "Yeah. When we sell the extra bed, can we use the money to get a Playstation?" Heero had a confused look on his face. "What extra bed?" "Well, if you'd prefer we had seperate beds, it'd be okay with me, I guess. But I would like a Playstation..."
"You mean we're going to share a bed?" "Only if you want to." Heero resumed eating his pizza when he noticed there were only three slices left. "I should have ordered more than just two larges. I forgot how much you eat." Duo protruded his lower lip. "I don't eat that much." "Do too." "I do not! It's my other personalities that eat most of it." Heero slowly backed away from Duo. "I didn't mean it, I was just kidding. Jeez..."
Back In The Alley...
Mr. Rogers arrived. "I assume those are our target?" Big Bird nodded his head, keeping his wings over his ears. "Right then." Mr. Rogers pulled off his sweater. "Sweater of Doom!" He yelled as he tossed it at Trowa. Once it made contact with Trowa, he began screaming in pain. "Burning... Hot... OOOOOOOWWWW!!!" Quatre ran to Trowas side and pulled the deadly clothing off him. "That was injust!" Wufei yelled as he stabbed Mr. Rogers with a plastic spork he had picked up earlier. "OW! OW! OW! And stabbing me with a spork is just? Stop that!" Wufei continued stabbing Mr. Rogers, and the Sesame Assassins closed in on Trowa and Quatre.
"Stay back!" Quatre yelled, but the S.A. kept advancing upon them. Quatre took off one of Trowas shoes and threw it at Big Bird. "OW! You'll pay for that!" Quatre took off Trowas other shoe and threw it at Elmo. "OW! Elmo get you for that!" Quatre pulled off one of Trowas socks and threw it at Cookie Monster. "AAAAAAAHHHH!!! COOKIE MONSTER CAN'T BREATHE!" Cookie Monster fell to the ground, unconcious. Quatre threw Trowas other sock at Oscar. "Oh, no! That's even bad enough to knock me out!" Oscar said, and soon fell to the ground beside Cookie Monster. Quatre pulled off Trowas pants and threw them at The Count. "How many stitches are in these? One, two, three..."
With The Count occupied, Cookie Monster and Oscar unconcious, and Mr. Rogers being stabbed by Wufei, that only left Big Bird and Elmo. "Take this!" Quatre yelled as he threw Trowas boxers at Big Bird. "Eeeewww, gross!" Big Bird eventually fainted as well. Soon afterwards, Mr. Rogers lost so much blood that he passed out. That only left Elmo... "Heeheehee... Elmo going to kill you!" Then Quatre took off Trowas shirt and used it to strangle the evil red creature until he passed out as well. "Well, we're safe... For now, anyways." Quatre noted. "And I'm naked. For now, anyways." Trowa muttered. "Dammit, now I'm cold." Quatre hugged Trowa. "You might be hot, but I'm still cold." Quatre looked at Trowa confusedly. "I'm not hot. I'm just a little warm." "I wasn't referring to your temperature." And then THEY arrived...
To be continued...
Hehehe... Okay, that was the third chapter. *Shrugs his shoulders* Might not have been all that great, but I'm very tired currently. Anyways, don't forget to review. And now I shall exit. So goodbye for now, people!