A light bulb flicked on in Light's brilliant, bright brain (no pun intended), while he was wondered how he managed to storm out of the room earlier even though he and L were chained together.

L just so happened to be whooping around the room drunkenly screaming bloody murder at Santa, when Light realized that, if L, the super secrety panda was willing to tell him the reason why he became a detective, maybe he'll tell him his real name! It was simple curiosity, it wasn't as if he was a mass-muderer named Kira who somehow devised a clever plan in order to prove his innocence and regain his murder memories at a later date!

"L. What's your real name?" Light asked cautiously at the irate man. L abruptly paused and bounded over to Light like a monkey, and promptly pushed his face close to the other, giving Light the chills.

"My name? Light Imagay-kun? HM?" L snorted out slurred. Light nodded carefully before realizing something.

"Did you just call me Imagay?"

"That's insignificant Imagay-kun. Do you wish to know my given name… BECAUSE YOU'RE KIRA? HRM?" L shrieked manically.

"No! STOP CALLING ME IMAGAY! I KNOW THE MEANING IN ENGLISH YOU IMBECILE!"

" KIRAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!"

"Noooooo! Agh! I hate youuu! How did it come to this?"

"BECAUSE LIGHTY-KUN IS KIRA AND WISHES TO KILL ME!"

"UGH! FORGET IT YOU DONKEY!"

"Kiraaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa~~~~~Kiraaaaaa~ Admit it~~~!1!1!one!1!"

Obviously pissed off and head throbbing, Light flopped back on their bed and shoved his head under his pillow attempting to flee to dream land, away from a drunk L.

A minute later, Light felt chilly fingers prodding his back insistently, and he shuddered as he felt L's warm breath brush the back of his neck.

"Light-kun. Ok. I'll give you my real name. "

Light sucked in an excited breath as he sat up in bed and faced the other. L opened his mouth and said," My real name… is… "

Badump. Badump. Badump. Light's heart went eagerly.

"Is… L!" And the detective let out a hysterical noise of laughter and Light groaned and slammed his head against the headboard and passed out on the bed.
Little did Light know, L Lawliet was actually telling the truth.

A/N: Yup, L is L's real name XD and the santa thing came from Dlvvanzor who writes the best fuggin stories everrrrrrrrrrrrrrr.