Link was on his way after eating the tellitubbie. He was heading for Hyrule since he had no other place to go because he knew Ganon had already taken Zelda and probably has her chained up by now.

"SCREW THIS." Link shouted. "I'm not going to get her….she is sheik, and could easily get herself out of that situation…just cause ganons a dumbass."

Suddenly the ghost of the bird popped up.

"Hello again!"

"AAAAAA ZOMBIE KILL IT!" Link screamed while hacking away with his sword.

"WOOOOAAA….don't do that, remember what happened last time?"

"Riiiiigghhhttt…." Link answered "sooo why you here?"

"Well I was kicked out by other ghosts for being to annoying…and for watching to much tellitubbies on their TV's."

"TELLITUBBIES NO WAAY I LOVE THEM!!" Link screamed

And thus became a beautiful friendship, with good times, bad times, and the only 3 minutes they've been talking for.

Zelda was being held prisoner by Ganon at the time when Link and that weird little undead bird became friends.

"LET ME OUT!" Zelda screamed "I HAVE TO GO TAKE A BATH!"

"TO BAD!" Ganon answered "You made me miss my shows!! Now I have to watch the DVDs of them."

"Wait….you mean to tell me you all the way to Hyrule…to capture me…then complain about missing your shows, when you have every single DVD of the tellitubbies right there?"

"yup."

"YOU BASTARD!" Zelda screamed "YOUR GOIN DOWN!!"

As Zelda breaks her chains by turning into sheik, Ganon gets up and ready to fight. Zelda jumps at Ganon, but in midair..

"Wait!" Ganon said.

"What is it now." Zelda answered while still in the freeze frame.

"Got to turn on the music!"

Ganon runs to the Stereo and puts in a CD. The CD starts to play the tellibubbies theme song.

"You are a sissy aren't you." Zelda said, and threw a knife at the stereo to change the music to the Mortal combat theme song

"DONE!"

Then the freeze frame stops and the battle is on. They both clash, and Zelda hits Ganon straight in the face with a drop kick so hard, that in another dimension Chuck Norris started to smile.

"OW" Ganon screamed "That hurt"

"good"

Ganon comes charging at Zelda, jumps, and lands in front of Zelda READY TO…..slap? Ganon starts doing the sissy slap across Zelda's face.

"HAHA WHAT ARE YOU GONNA DO NOW!" Ganon exclaimed

What will Zelda do? Will she let Ganon keep slapping her? And what has become of our hero Link? Stay tuned to find out!

(DAMN THAT WAS CHEESY)