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Gokudera had a lot of questions. What happened? Did he win the drinking competition? Did Xanxus really sing? Why hadn't Hibari confiscated the drinks?

First things first, he decided, spotting Reborn calmly sipping coffee in the middle of what could've passed as a war zone.

"Where are my pants?"

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"Now Hibari, I'm no expert when it comes to English or anything," Mukuro began, taking in the surroundings. "…but doesn't that sign say Vegas?"

Hibari merely grunted, noting that yes, they were in Vegas. How they got there in one night, he wasn't sure, but this definitely wasn't Namimori.

"Come on, herbivore," he growled, grabbing Mukuro's hand. "Let's get something to eat."

Mukuro tried to squirm free of his iron grip, all while protesting. "But we don't have any money!"

"Can't you just conjure some up?" Mukuro shrugged. It sounded reasonable enough.

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It had been a long month for all of them. From practically permanent nail polish to literally waking up in Vegas, it was undoubtedly tough. Of course, the details didn't seem to help, either.

"Why am I put down as the wife in this document, herbivore?"

"Oya, how am I supposed to know? Ask the priest."

"It simply wouldn't do to just ask him. I'll bite him to death."

Tsuna sighed, listening to the more-or-less newlyweds. "Will you please quit arguing and go on a honeymoon or something?"

"We already did." The couple spoke in perfect unison. Tsuna choked on his orange juice. "What?" "I said, we already did. At least, if you consider going to Vegas and L.A. a honeymoon."

Tsuna calmly returned to his breakfast, sighing. "How long will it take for that annulment to be filed?" "We're looking at 1 to 3 months, herbivore." Tsuna groaned. "Great. Now you can officially act like an old married couple!" Tsuna threw his arms in the air before storming off, leaving Hibari and Mukuro alone at the Sawada Residence breakfast table.

The newlyweds shrugged and continued consuming a delicious meal that had been set out for them.

It was then that the doorbell rang. "You get it." Hibari and Mukuro glared at each other. "Rock paper scissors lizard Spock?" Mukuro offered. Hibari sighed and got up to open the door.

"Juudaime… It's so terrible! When I got drunk, I *hiccup* apparently did some stripping routine! *hiccup* And when I came to, there was *hiccup* a ton of money stuffed in my underwear, which *hiccup* would've been nice if half of it wasn't COINS! And they were so cold, and uncomfortable, and…, and…"

Gokudera enveloped Hibari in a bear hug, crying his heart out while laying his head on his chest. Hibari had a startled expression on his face, unsure whether he should push Gokudera away or console him. Mukuro was laughing at his husband, who was technically his wife.

"…and, huh? You're not Juudaime!" Gokudera stopped being so hysterical for a moment to push Hibari away. He immediately teared up afterward. "Where's Juudaime! My kind, understanding, wonderful, beautiful, cute, adorable, effeminate, non-muscular, brown-haired, brown-eyed, squishy Juudaime!"

Tsuna, who was halfway down the stairs at this point due to the ruckus, felt his eyebrow involuntarily twitch. "Gokudera." The silver haired teen directed his attention to the stairs. "I may be girly. I may be cute. BUT HOW AM I SQUISHY?"

Gokudera winced and then opened his mouth to reply. "Don't answer that question!" Tsuna raised a finger warningly. Hibari was smirking and Mukuro had lost it. (It being his sanity, if he had some in the first place.)

Tsuna stormed back to his room, having had enough of the whole world at this point. The door slammed loudly behind him, sending small shockwaves through the house.

"What's the deal with him?" Mukuro asked, having calmed down rather quickly. Gokudera shrugged. "Not sure. Anyway, want to help me roll coins?"

I understand that this was a short chapter. However, I feel like I did manage to pack a lot of funny into it.

Also, some of you may be confused with 'Rock Paper Scissors Lizard Spock'. It's a Big Bang Theory reference. Basically, it's rock paper scissors with a lizard and a Spock. (Spock: Smashes scissors, vaporizes rock, is poisoned by lizard, is disproved by paper. Lizard: Poisons Spock, eats paper, is crushed by rock, is decapitated by scissors.)

If you look up 'Rock Paper Scissors Lizard Spock' on Youtube, you can see a video on it.