{First person, here we go! I do not own the lovely One Piece. If I did, ACE WOULD HAVE NEVER DIED! T_T}

When the pirates are conversing with each other, I will put ~ ~instead of quotation marks. Mind you, Quinn doesn't understand them, but this is so you do ;D. The pirates are just sailing around. Set after Chopper joins, before Robin.

Chapter three: I can say what I want, huh?

"Shit!" I screamed as we rolled back into the room I was once in. We hit the nightstand and the lamp fell over, hitting the boy in the head. "AH! Are you okay?" The boy just smiled, not a scratch on him. Just then, six or seven more people ran into the room. They looked down at us on the ground and kept talking to the boy. He'd respond, and then laugh.

~Luffy, why'd you do that? She could have severe head trauma now.~ The boy shrugged.

~I think she'll understand after I ask her to join the crew.~ A blonde man then acquired a heart in his eye and took hold of my hand. Even though I couldn't understand him he kept talking. ~ Oh fair maiden! Join the crew and we will live our lives with love!~ He then proceeded to kiss my hand. I pulled away and punched him in the jaw.

I got real close to his face. "If you ever try that again," I stared into his eyes. "I will see to it that you will become a girl, and not in the good way. He sweat dropped and backed away, not wanting to mess with me anymore. A green blur started to laugh and an orange blur smiled. Ace put a hand on my shoulder and said, "Namae."

I stared blankly then remembered that meant name. I looked back at the group and pointed at myself. "Namae. Quinn." They smiled and started to introduce themselves. Blonde Boy was named Sanji. The green blur was Zoro. The boy who ran me over was named Luffy, and another boy with a long nose said he was Usopp. A fluffy animal talked (which I responded with almost kicking out the window. Animals aren't supposed to talk 0_0) said he was Chopper.

Then I saw her, the most beautiful girl I've ever encountered. Her skin was flawless, hair so perfectly cut. She wore a yellow skirt and a blue tank top. In one hand was a scroll and shook mine with the other. She smiled and said, "Nami."

Nami. Such a beautiful name. 'These people can't understand me. I can say whatever I want!' I looked her in the eyes and said, "You are beautiful. I wish I could kiss you right now but I don't know how the others will take it." She just stared and gave a blank expression. Luffy then said, "Niku." Nami turned around and punched him so hard a bump appeared on his head.

~Whaa-aat? I'm hungry and I bet Quinn is too! SANJI! THIS CALLS FOR A FEAST! LOTS AND LOTS OF MEAT!~ He bounded out the room and everyone followed. Nami motioned for me to follow. Ace said his goodbyes and left on his raft. Sanji went into the kitchen and started to cook. I trotted after him and peered in. He was smoking while chopping carrots.

I tapped his shoulder, which startled him. "Quinn!" His eye became a heart again, but I guess he remembered the last incident and didn't try to touch me. I laughed and took his hand. I said, "Sorry." And tried to emphasize with my face and I guess it got through. He said, "Sorry." Then he pointed to his mouth. "Gomen na sai." I guess this was their language for sorry. I repeated it and he smiled.

He pointed to the chopping board and mimicked chopping. I nodded furiously and proceeded to do the task. Back at home, I always cooked dinner. We had a maid who cleaned and sometimes she would spend the night, so I would cook for her. This was my first time cooking in such a small kitchen.

Sanji placed a steak on the island and sprinkle seasonings onto it. Some got into my nose and I sneezed into my elbow. Sanji turned around with hearts in his eyes and said, "MELLORINE!" The fluffy animal rushed in.

~Sanji! I heard a sneeze! If someone sick?~ The animal clunked over and patted my leg. I looked down and squinted. I could make out hooves, a pink hat, and antlers poking out of it. I immediately went into girly mode; I picked up Chopper and hugged him tight. "You are the cutest thing alive!" Then I gave a serious face. "But not as cute as Nami…"

Sanji began to cry. ~I want her to hold me like that too!~ I didn't understand him but I kinda got the message. Putting down chopper, I hugged Sanji around his middle. My height being five foot four, it seemed like he towered over me. His face went blank, then he had the biggest nose bleed I had ever seen.

I screamed and let go of the cook. He fell to the ground, blood dripping from his nose, smiling like he had just won the lottery. I wanted to pass out, but my body wouldn't let me. Chopper began to run around in circles. Usopp came in with goggles and gloved on. He laughed and then walked out. I raced after him wanting to ask him a question. I followed him into a workshop. 'Must be the craftsman of the ship.' I thought.

HE was working on what looked like pebbles. I tapped him on the shoulder and one of the exploded. The cloud that formed stung my eyes and made me tear up. Then I couldn't stop sneezing. Chopper rushed in wearing mask. Usopp was also wearing one, since he knew what was in them. Chopper transformed into a giant human, which made me want to scream, and rushed me to another room down the hall. My vision blurry and even more so due to the powder, and the tears made it even worse.

I heard running water, and then said water all over my face. It smelled sweet, and soon my vision returned to normal…kinda. I still didn't have glasses so I still wasn't able to see. Chopper and Usopp began conversing in a shouting tone.

~Why did you do that? You could have permanently blinded her!~ Chopper started to smoke out of his ears due to anger. I just stared at what was happening.

~Like I knew she was behind me!~ Usopp took off his mask. From close up, I could see he had a very long nose. I wanted to tweak it to see if it was real. I reached out my hand and pinched the tip. Usopp stopped talking and tried to pull away. I placed my hand on his shoulder and ran my finger up his nose. I could tell he was getting nervous cause little sweat beads formed on his brow.

Then I started to laugh. Usopp staggered backwards, not knowing what to do from my sudden outburst. "How cou-could anyone ha-have a nose like-like that? HAHAHAHAHA!" Usopp had no idea why I was laughing or what I was saying. Chopper just smiled andstarted to laugh too. Just then, Nami walked in and started to talk. I stopped my sudden outburst and listened to her voice.

It was floaty and sweet. Although I didn't understand the red head, I did hear my name be mentioned. She then motioned for me to follow and I didn't hesitate to lure after the beautiful woman. I began a plan or two in my head to seduce the vixen.