Show Outtake 3
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DP Outtake (Kinda)
(Sam is chased by Jenny all over.)
YYY: We have to stop her! She'll kill Sam!
Me: She won't.
(I summon up a water burst from a nearby fire hydrant)
Me: There.
YYY: Water won't stop her. LET'S GET OUT OF HERE!
Me: Wait, where's Danny?
Jenny: (comes in) I kicked your butt once, Lance, and I'm going to do it again! High Jump Kick!
Sam: HELP!
("YYY" counters with a big kick to Jenny's head, knocking her unconscious)
Me: So that's where Danny went.
(Danny phases out of YYY's body)
Danny: That was pretty good.
Me: Yeah. And the sugar rush is done and dusted.
Sam: That chase tired me out. Let's get some chips.
YYY: I'm coming with you.
AD:JL Outtake: "The Hunted"
Jake: Rose, if you're—
Buffy: Guys, I'm late for the BtVS season five airings and I forgot which door.
Rose: Brown door, fifth to the right, that's where the BtVS studio is.
Director: CUT. Take two.
Jake: Rose, if—
Dawn Summers: Sorry guys, but I was trailing my sister so we could get to the BtVS studio but I lost track of her. Would you mind telling me where the BtVS studio is?
Jake: It's the brown door, fifth to the right.
Director: CUT. Take three, people.
Rose: What did you—
Xander: Hey, guys! Hey, I forgot where the BtVS studio is. Where is it?
Rose: It's the brown door, fifth to the right.
Director: CUUT. Take four.
Rose: What did—
Willow and Tara: We're lost. Where's the—
Rose and Jake: (screaming) IT'S THE BROWN DOOR, FIFTH TO THE RIGHT! NOW GET OUT AND LET US FINISH THE TAKE!
Trixie: (comes in) Yo, people, you could be nicer!
DP Outtake: "Phantom Planet"
(Sam and Danny lean in for the kiss. Danny farts)
Danny: Loud and proud, baby!
Sam: IT STINKS! WHERE'S THE WINDOW?!
Butch: Cut. Danny, next time, lay off the broccoli that Sam's preparing for herself.
FOP Episode Outtake
(Grim Reapers reach for Timmy. All of a sudden, Hannah Montana's "Rock Star" pops in)
Wanda: What the heck?
Butch: CUT! AGAIN! Miley, please, stop with that! PLEASE!
Miley: (from next room) It's rehearsals for my show! Like it or not, that song is going to annoy you!
Butch: You want a piece of me?
Timmy: Lunch break!
Cosmo: Philip and I are right behind you!
DP Outtake (Kinda)
London: Sam Manson, of all rich people, you're one of those who just don't make the fashion cut. And you, Danny, put some blond highlights in your hair. And you, Tucker, you smell weird.
Tucker: Mom cut off the stupid water.
Danny: What do you think you are?
London: I'm the fashion police.
Danny: Don't arrest me! ARREST YOURSELF!
London: Okay. I am arrested.
Sam: She's dumb.
From My Fan Fiction "Wackiest Christmas Ever"
Alex: Uh, uh…I forgot my line!
Me: Cut. This is bad.
AD:JL Outtake
Huntsman: You'll never beat me American Dragon.
Rose: We're all in this together…(singing)
Director: CUT! Creepie, stop bringing HSM music to the set, please?
Creepie: What the heck are you to boss me around?
Director: I am going to use my anvil!
May: Stop partying, people! The director's anvil is incoming!