Rebecca: "I'm the computer. You don't have to enter anything. I just push the little tracking button and it tracks the miles and stuff that I need for my records of getting paid and stuff."

Finn: "Sounds like a pretty sweet deal."

Rebecca: "It is. The only way it gets interesting is sleeping arrangements. You two have a hotel and stuff. I'd have to book myself a room and all that good stuff."

Dean: "Say no more. If you need to spend the night out here then we can head up to Ontario in the A.M. We don't have a show until damn near 8 at night. So, that drive is about 2 hours give or take with traffic. That should work out just perfect for us. If anything else comes up meanwhile I can handle it. We can't have a tired driver on the road with other drivers. It wouldn't be safe and it would be taking an unnecessary risk with all of our lives."

Finn starts laughing at how serious I sound and I smirk.

Rebecca: "Thank you. You two are seriously awesome. If I wasn't a fan before I am now."

Finn: "Well, your profile does name us as a couple of your favorite wrestlers from WWE."

Rebecca: "Guilty as charged and yet I still manage to stay professional."

Dean: "Get out of here. You're in the car with two human beings? That's just nuts."

Rebecca: "Yeah. That is nuts. I don't see where they might think you were a human."

Finn: "You two are goofs."

Dean: "I'd rather be a goof then a doofus I guess."

Finn: "That depends on how you look at it."

Rebecca: "I prefer the term dork."

Finn: "I can't get passed that being the name of a whale penis."

I start laughing. Sometimes you'd swear he just came over from Ireland on the boat with some of the stuff he just straight faced says to people. It's very obvious he's not fresh off the boat.

Dean: "Seriously? You have to take things literally don't you. You can't just leave it alone and laugh. You're a whale penis."

Finn sticks his tongue out at me. Rebecca is laughing too so we've done our job.

Dean: "Do you have an IPOD or satellite radio or something? A little music is always fun."

Rebecca: "Yeah. We just can't go all super loud and crazy with it because I have to hear the GPS. If I miss a turn out here we're basically screwed."

Dean: "No worries. Just don't laugh so hard your eyes tear up and you can't see."

Rebecca: "Too late. I already did that a couple times."

She plugs her aux cord into my IPOD and I scroll through the song list finding us some good road tunes. I decided 80's and 90's would work for us.