Hey everybody! Lost In Facebook has a new format - a chapter for every episode. So without further ado, here is 2x1: Man of Science, Man of Faith.
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John Locke and Jack Shephard are currently attending event We're Blowing Open The Hatch!
Hugo 'Hurley' Reyes dislikes this.
Hugo 'Hurley' Reyes has commented.
Hugo 'Hurley' Reyes: DON'T DO IT DUDE! THE NUMBERS ARE ON THE HATCH! THE NUMBERS ARE BAD THE NUMBERS ARE BAD THE NUMBERS ARE BAD!
John Locke: This is my destiny. I must open the hatch. DON'T TELL ME WHAT I CAN AND CAN'T DO!
John Locke is currently attending event Lighting the Dynamite Fuse.
Desmond Hume has liked the song Make Your Own Kind Of Music.
Desmond Hume is currently attending event Pressing The Numbers Into The Apple II Computer.
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John Locke and Mr. Eko like this.
Hugo 'Hurley' Reyes has commented.
Hugo 'Hurley' Reyes: THE NUMBERS ARE BAD THE NUMBERS ARE BAD THE NUMBERS ARE BAD!
Desmond Hume's house is shaking, brotha!
Desmond Hume is getting a gun.
The Hatch Door has blown up!
John Locke and Desmond Hume like this.
Jack Shephard and John Locke are looking down The Hatch.
Jack Shephard has commented.
Jack Shephard: Ok, I'm going to be heroic and take charge here.
John Locke: **rolls eyes**
Jack Shephard: This is SCARY. We're not going to do ANYTHING until the sun comes up.
John Locke: You have to have faith, Jack.
Jack Shephard: I don't have FAITH! I have SCIENCE! I am a man of SCIENCE! LIVE TOGETHER DIE ALONE!
John Locke: ...
The Audience: Wait a minute…live together die alone doesn't happen til later this episode, right?
Jack Shephard: Stop ruining my epic moments, ok?
The Hatch has the word QUARANTINE written on the back of its door.
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Shannon Rutherford and Sayid Jarrah are currently attending event Looking for Vincent.
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Shannon Rutherford has been separated from Sayid Jarrah!
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Sayid Jarrah, Shannon Rutherford, and Vincent dislike this.
Walt Lloyd (missing) has joined the event Looking for Vincent!
Shannon Rutherford is seeing a wet Walt Lloyd (missing).
Walt Lloyd (missing) has commented.
Walt Lloyd (missing): Nottub eht hsup t'nod. Dab Nottub.
Shannon Rutherford: What? YOU'RE SCARING ME! **sob**
The Superfans: If you play what he said backwards, he says "Don't push the button. Button bad!"
The Normal Fans: O-kay…some people need lives.
The Superfans: Hey, I'm not the one who's on Lost Facebook, ok?
The Reader: …what?
Shannon Rutherford is lying on the ground.
Walt Lloyd (missing) has left the event Looking for Vincent.
Sayid Jarrah has found Shannon Rutherford!
Shannon Rutherford likes this.
Shannon Rutherford has commented.
Shannon Rutherford: I SAW WALT.
Sayid Jarrah: You were dreaming Shannon.
Shannon Rutherford: NO I WASN'T. Why don't you believe me?
Sayid Jarrah: Because Walt is on the raft, Shannon.
Sawyer: What if he's not, eh, Omar?
The Producers: STOP SPOILING LATER EPISODES!
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Hugo 'Hurley' Reyes is telling Jack Shephard about The Numbers.
Jack Shephard has commented.
Jack Shephard: Ok, man, it's ok. Not a big deal at all.
Hugo 'Hurley' Reyes is disappointed in Jack Shephard's reaction to The Numbers. He wishes that Jack had reacted more like Danielle Rousseau.
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Jack Shephard and Most of the Fuselage Survivors are currently attending event Jack Is Making An Epic Speech.
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Jack Shephard has commented.
Jack Shephard: **hyperventilates** We're going to be ok, we're going to be ok, we're going to be ok. **regains control** IF WE DON'T LIVE TOGETHER, WE'RE GOING TO DIE ALONE!
Kate Austen likes this.
John Locke has joined the event Jack Is Making An Epic Speech.
John Locke has commented.
John Locke: I'm going down into the hatch.
Kate Austen: I'm joining John Locke.
Jack Shephard: Noooooo Kate stay with meeeeeeeeeee…
John Locke and Kate Austen are currently attending event Going Into the Hatch.
A Sudden Burst of Light has engulfed The Hatch!
Kate Austen has disappeared.
John Locke has commented.
John Locke: Oh well. Guess I'll have to find another redshirt to go down into the Hatch.
Kate Austen: I am not a redshirt! **puts on troubled look** Don't you dare call me a redshirt! I am IMPORTANT!
Jack Shephard: Yesssss you are…to meeeeeeeeeeee…
The Audience: THAT'S not creepy…
Jack Shephard is arming himself with GUNS so that he can save KATE.
Jack Shephard is in The Hatch.
Jack Shephard has commented.
Jack Shephard: Where are you guys? Come back! LIVE TOGETHER DIE ALONE!
Jack Shephard has discovered a mural with The Numbers painted on it.
The Key to The Case Full of Guns is attracted to The Wall.
Jack Shephard has found The Apple II Computer.
John Locke has found Jack Shephard!
John Locke has commented.
John Locke: Don't touch the computers, Jack!
Jack Shephard: WHERE'S KATE? LIVE TOGETHER DIE ALONE! WHERE'S KATE?
Desmond Hume is pointing a gun at John Locke's head.
John Locke has commented.
John Locke: Put the gun down, Jack.
Jack Shephard: WHERE'S KATE?
Desmond Hume: Put the gun down or I'll blow his head off brotha!
Jack Shephard: WHERE'S KATE? Locke, is this your "destiny"? To get shot in the head by an Irish guy who can't stop saying 'brother' but makes it sound like 'brotha'?
Desmond Hume has stepped out of the shadows.
Jack Shephard has commented.
Jack Shephard: You…
Dun dun DUN! cliffhanger hehehe. How do you guys feel about the new format, of one episode per chapter? The chapters are shorter but I'll be able to update faster...review and tell me what you thought of this chapter! Love always, Lily