Thanks so so soo much to all the people who reviewed (which is like, what, five?). It was so encouraging to know that some people are actually reading this. And some people are actually enjoying it too. Which is weird. But thanks. Your reviews all made me smile. Like, a lot. If there were people with me they would have been freaked out, because people smiling crazily for no apparent reason are kinda scary. But there wasn't. Because I'm cool like that.
Also, special thanks to Coco96. I wrote that review in like 60 seconds and I haven't looked at it since. And I totally get you. Really. I kinda want to shoot myself now but I shall refrain for the good of this story.
So, I don't own Prince of Tennis. Obviously. If I did, the characters would probably kill me. Painfully, too.
Anyways.
Onwards we go.
New Fish
Chapter 3: The Trouble with Perving
Hey wassup mah awesome diary of awesomeness which is so much more awesomer than I
Urgh. Sooo embarrassing.
Okay okay. So what happened?
I met Mr SexGod.
He was THERE. In front of ME.
He knows who ME is!
...Unfortunately, he knows me as "that super weird freaky girl who wouldn't stop staring at his ultra hotness".
Of course he didn't say it, being the perfect definition of perfection and gentlemaness that he is. But he was probably thinking it. I think EVERYONE was thinking it. Even the loser who makes the hamburgers in the back.
So what happened was, Mr SexGod appeared. Which is enough to make me lose my train of thought and maybe forget to speak. But THEN, he talked to me. TO ME.
I was too busy basking in his perfect presence and perving the hell outta him to notice at first (seriously, I haven't seen him that close since, like, FOREVER). Then I realised his godly lips were moving. So I was staring at those for a while, possibly imagining what those would feel like on mine. Oh god, I'm so excited right now just thinking about it.
I'm getting soo offtrack, I can fantasise later...
ANYWAYS
While I was staring at his lips, apparently he was asking me my name or something. Then of course everyone looked at me looking at him.
And Momo, that bastard, started pissing himself laughing. Which, of course, made everyone else laugh too.
So pretty much, everyone knows about my crush/attractedness/love/obsession with Fuji Syuusuke. Including the great, sexy man himself.
...
Um, I'm just going to go drink some bleach now.
Ciao behbeh
Perhaps if I survive I'll be back.
Kana
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The next day...
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Beep! Beep! Beep!
Bang! Crash!
"Argh! Owww! What the..?"
Groggily, Kana lifted her head off the carpet of her floor and tried to sit up but the blankets twisted around her legs made it a hard feat. With a cry, she tripped and fell on the ground again.
"Stupid blanket."
After untangling the blanket she managed stagger up into a standing position.
"Stupid alarm clock."
With a yawn she reached down and picked up the damn thing before replacing it on her bedside table.
"Stupid unreachable snooze button."
She glared at the gadget before turning away to get ready for school.
Then, with a jolt, she remembered what had happened the day before. She flinched and crouched into a ball on the ground. Defense position number 1: Fetal Position.
"... Stupid Kana..."
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It was just another day and she was just another standard student in the crowd. She was normal. There was nothing about her that would make anyone pay attention to her in particular.
But even though she told herself that constantly, Kana didn't feel like that. She felt as though everyone was looking at her. Like they all knew her secret. Like they knew that she had already embarrassed herself . Like they all knew that she was unmistakably in love with Fuji Syuusuke, one of the most popular boys in school.
"Haha Kana, " they laughed at her," As if someone like you will ever deserve someone as great as the Tensai Fuji..."
God. She needed to get a grip.
She briskly walked towards the girls bathroom, shoved open the door and halted to a stop in front of the mirror. Staring at her reflection she noticed something.
Oh great. A pimple. That's bloody perfect. Now I can seduce Fuji by shoving this in his face.
I can see it happening now...
Me: "Oh hey Fuji, the most sexiest man on the entire planet."
Fuji: "Oh wow Kana, whom I actually have a burning desire for. You're looking awfully good today."
Me: "Oh yeah. It must be this new pimple I got. Best fashion accessory OUT."
Fuji: *eyes widening, showing those gorgeous cerulean eyes of his* "HOLY CRAP KANA YOU'RE HOT! I CAN'T CONTROL MY DESIRES ANYMORE! LETS GO OUT AND GET MARRIED AND HAVE BABIES!" *whisks me away*
Me: OH HAAEEELLLL YEEAAHHHH
...
Pssh. I WISH.
"OII! KANA BANANAAA!"
A hand waved in front of her face, skimming her nose and scaring the flying peacocks out of her.
Purely out of reaction she lifted her arms in a "wax on wax off" position. Defence position number two: karate kid pose.
"Um, what are you doing, freak?" Aoi lifted an eyebrow while surveying Kana's pose, a smile of amusement playing on her lips.
"Nothing... What's up Aoi?" Quickly, Kana flung her arms back into their normal position, pretending she was normal.
"Not much bro... Hey apparently Momo lost his last match against that Mamushi guy. The rule is: when thee loser loses, thyself and thy kinsmen shall make fun of thee loser. i.e. Let's go make fun of him."
"God you are SO in love with him."
"What? NO!"
"NYAHAHAHA"
"...What was that?"
"I don't know, some cat person did it once and I thought it was funny. It seemed appropriate at this time. I thought I'd try it out..."
"... Cat person? NYAHAHA? Appropriate?"
"Yeah... STFU!"
"TITS OR GTFO!"
"ORLY!"
"LOLLERSKATES!"
"LOLS ROYCE!"
"That's a new one..."
"I'm a super muffin genius. Be jealous of my awesomeness."
She held up a peace sign close to her face and winked. Aoi raised another eyebrow and snorted.
"Hah. You sound like that Atobe guy."
"Who? Also, back tracking, who's the Mamushi guy?"
"He's the one who looks like this."
Aoi slouched down, her knees bending, arms dangling past her knees. A depressed/angry look crossed her face and a tied handkerchief somehow appeared on her head.
"Fushuuuuuuuu."
"..."
"Fushuuuuuuuuuuuu."
"..."
"FUSSSSHUUUUUUUUUUUUUU."
"AHAHAHAHAHA. WHAT THE HELL IS THAT?"
And there they both stood, laughing as hard as their bodies would let them. Soon, Aoi was using the sink to hold her shaking body up and Kana was flinging her arms around like a madwoman. And they would have stayed there for at least another hour but Kana, still flailing her arms around, hit the soap dispenser, let out a loud "OWWWW!" before a loud bang indicated that the soap dispenser had dislodged from the wall. Aoi, doubled over in laughter again, tears streaming down her face.
"Oh crap! Let's get outta here!"
Faster than you can say "'" they bolted out the door, their boisterous laughter echoing through the corridors.
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Her lips were twitching like crazy. She could feel them moving 100km/h.
Don't laugh. Don't laugh. Don't laugh.
The boy standing in front of her glared. Like, SUPER glared.
She could feel a laugh bubbling up but held it down with will power she didn't know she had.
He frowned and his posture changed to something similar to what Aoi had demonstrated before. The depressed/angry look crossed his face.
Don't laugh. Don't laugh. Don't laugh.
*twitch* *twitch*
"Fushuuuu."
She froze.
Then exploded.
"BAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA! Aoi was PERFECT! OH MAH GAWD! AHAHAHAHAHA!"
Annoyed and confused, he turned to leave.
"Oh no! Wait!" She giggled. "Kaidoh-san! Sorry! I didn't mean it! Don't leave me!"
"..." He glared.
She sobered up. Or tried to anyway.
"Look, sorry. It's nothing personal. It's just that... You remind me of someone..."
Not exactly a lie...
"So, um, please. Let's get on with this bloody history assignment. I swear I won't laugh anymore!"
She got down on her knees, her hands clasped in front of her face and a pleading look on her face. His glare softened as her brown eyes got impossibly wide and innocent.
"Fushuu... Do whatever you want."
"YAY!" She jumped up and pumped a fist in the air. "We'll get the top mark FO SHO!"
He sighed. An almost pained look appeared on his face.
That damn teacher for choosing this girl as an assignment partner.
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"So I heard you met Mamushi?"
Momo grinned over at her, the tomato sauce from the burger he was eating was smeared on his face. He barked out a laugh before continuing.
"Apparently you laughed at him for almost an hour."
"...Shuttup... Aoi impersonated him beforehand and it was the FUNNIEST thing. I hope Kaidoh-san isn't too insulted..."
"Haha. Nah. He's had worse partners..."
"...I noticed you ignored my input on Aoi's hilarity."
"...Shut up. You're too noisy."
He grinned at her to show that he wasn't serious.
"Ah if it isn't my two favourite kouhais...Not including Kaidoh and Echizen of course."
The voice was like music to her ears. A choir of angels singing to her ears. Absolute perfection.
"Yo Fuji sempai."
Momo greeted him casually, casting amused glances at Kana and internally pissing himself.
"Oi Kana! Greet your sempai properly!"
"Ah! Um, ."
"..."
It was silent. All eyes were on Kana.
"Oh crap. I mean, hi.."
Blood rushed to her head. Her head was pounding. Her heart was trying to jump out her throat.
He smiled.
"ARIOEJIOMEORWQ to you too, Kana-san."
A glazed look materialised in her chocolate eyes, her lips parted in a surprised gape.
"Abubaruwakry."
Momo, that bastard, was laughing again.
"Oh god Kana... And you say I'VE got it bad..."
She ignored him and continued to stare at Fuji. His perfectness was intoxicating.
He let out a chuckle, the vibrations of his body making his hair swish around. He was saying something but her ears weren't working. Nothing was working for her. Her body had shut down completely and all she could do was watch the beautiful angel in front of her.
"So, Kana! Do you want to do it?"
The loud voice yelling near her ear snapped her back to reality. She jerked and turned to glare at the culprit which was, of course, Momo.
"What?"
She was snapping and she knew it. But she was really annoyed that he had interrupted her staring moment.
"I said, do you want to do it?"
She looked at him, a blank look on her face. She had no idea what he was talking about.
"Do what...?"
Fuji smiled a pure, angelic smile of perfection at her and she blanked out, caught in the magic of his smile. Momo was saying something but she was too busy staring at Fuji with that glazed look to notice.
"...Could you do that for me?" he asked softly.
She'd do anything for that gorgeous angel.
"Yes. Of course." She whispered, still in a trance.
He smiled that smile again. Her heart was fluttering and trying to break free of her body. It knew where I belonged. It belonged with the beautiful angel. He raised his coke into the air.
"I'd like to make a toast. To Kana, our new manager."
"To Kan-wait. WHAT?"
Their faces had identical mischievous grins. She snapped out of her dream and fell straight into a nightmare.
"WHAAAT?"
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To be continued...
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So hopefully, this chapter wasn't too weird. My actual storyline hasn't started yet, really. Just setting it out and all that. Um and to be honest, I'm kinda winging it. But its almost 2000 words. That's pretty impressive...
So next chappie, the actual story might start. Or something. Cool.
Review please?
I'm begging on my knees. Really.
I'll love you forever if you do.
Yumcha-girl xx
"The name's Kana. I like marshmallows and I don't like maths." She's new, wearing Seigaku blue and out to restart her highschool life. OCx?