But then out of nowhere brave Cartmenez summoned a legion of BIG MANLY EPIC SPACE MARINES! "I am so relieved!" climaxed Cold Steel. "We may consider letting you go if you polish my spear hehehe!" ejaculated Cartmanez. "WHAT?!" answered daemoness. "We got plenty of time my deer, plenty of time..." said the brave Cartmanez. But then toxic saliva of daemoness melted his long MANLY spear. "Holly Molly! My precious spear! My pride, my life is ruined!" ejaculated Cartmanez painfully. Brave SPACE MARINES were so scared by this sight that they ran away like bunch of chickens. "D-d-don't h-h-hurt us p-p-please!" whimpered the brave and courageous Cold Steel. But then, in last moment wise Cartmanez opened a portal using his last strenght which led them out of hell and into the private chambers of high inquisitor Steven Seagal. Steven sat on his mighty steel throne surrounded by lusty slave wrenches, by his side was his trusty servant HitlerStalin. "Down on your knees!" roared Steven Seagal like dragon of fire. The palace was decorated with MANLY naked statues holding BIG, STRONG, HARD, MANLY... swords in their arms. HitlerStalin was operating the machine that bombarded filthy xeno planets turning them into oil for the MANLY bodies of Imperial soldiers! What happens next? You decide! Stay tuned for next exciting episode of Inquisitor Cartmenez!