HELL IN A CELL – October 2, 2011 – New Orleans, LA
WWE Divas Champion, Kelly Kelly, was in the Divas dressing room, stretching before her match that night. Her opponent and friend, Eve Torres, came over and asked, "You got a minute, Kel?"
Kelly stopped her stretching, stood up and said, "Sure. What's on your mind?"
Eve said, "Listen, Kelly, you're the Divas Champion, and I want to be Divas Champion again myself. I know you're going to come at me with everything you've got and I'm going to do the same. I just want to say one thing beforehand: no matter who wins tonight, I really hope we'll still be friends afterwards."
Kelly was shocked by what Eve just said. "Eve, you're my best friend here. It would take a lot more than this to ruin it. You're right, I'm going to do everything I can to keep this belt, but if you manage to win, I'd want to be the first to congratulate you."
Eve gave a sigh of relief and said, "That's a load off my mind. It's bad enough that that nut case, Jessie Kresa, is out there."
Kelly calmly told her, "Relax. We handled Beth and Natalya, and we'll handle Jessie Kresa. If she pulls something tonight, I at least know I have someone on my side nearby", patting Eve on the back. "As for her claims of not being alone, I'll believe it when I see it. I think she's just blowing smoke."
"Maybe you're right", Eve responded. "Either way, have a good match tonight."
Kelly returned the wish with a "You too, Eve", as the two friends gently hugged each other.
It was coming up on time for the Divas Championship match. The announcers began talking about the match when they noticed Jessie Kresa coming down the steps in the stands, a beer in one hand and a hot dog in the other. She came all the way down, then moved her way across into a seat in the front row behind the main camera.
As the challenger, Eve Torres was introduced first. She waved to the fans as she made her way down the ramp to the ring. Once she got to ringside, she began to walk around the ring and slapped hands with the audience members in the front row. When she got near Jessie Kresa, Jessie jumped out of her seat, leaned over the crowd barrier and yelled "BAM!" right in Eve's face, causing the challenger to jump back in surprise. Once Eve recovered from the shock she got, she climbed into the ring and saluted the fans.
It was then time for Kelly's entrance. The crowd gave a good reaction to the Divas Champion as she came down the aisle. When she got near the ring, Jessie stood up, waved at her and said, "Howdy, Bee-yotch!" Unsure of what Jessie might do, Kelly took the safe route and climbed into the ring. She took off her Divas Championship belt and held it up as the fans cheered. After she gave the belt to the ref, Kelly and Eve wished each other good luck and the match began.
Kelly and Eve circled each other, then locked up. Eve backed Kelly into the ropes then monkey-flipped her back to the middle of the ring. Kelly got to her feet and charged at Eve for a clothesline, but she ducked and caught K2 with a hair toss. Kelly got up again and Eve gave her another one. She tried for a cover on the Divas Champion, but only got a count of two.
Eve brought Kelly to her feet, then bounced off the ropes to give her a bicycle kick to the head, but Kelly moved and Eve crashed to the mat. Kelly stomped Eve in the gut and went for a cover, but the challenger kicked out at two. Kelly grabbed Eve and applied a rear chinlock. As she held onto the hold, Jessie Kresa yawned, waved her hand in front of her mouth and chanted, "BOR-ING!" A number of the fans followed her lead and began chanting as well.
Eve started making her way to get out of the hold. She managed to get to her feet, then dropped and gave Kelly a jawbreaker. As Kelly reeled, Eve got up and charged at her, delivering a clothesline to the champion. She tried for a cover, but Kelly got out at two.
Eve brought Kelly to her feet and backed her into the corner. Eve went to whip Kelly across the ring, but the Divas Champion reversed it, sending Eve into the corner. K2 followed up with a back handspiring elbow to the chest and Eve dropped to a seated position in the corner. Seeing Eve was prone, Kelly backed up and gave her a Stinkface in the corner as some in the audience cheered.
Afterwards, Kelly picked Eve up by her hair. While her opponent was still doubled over, Kelly tried for the K2 to finish the match, but Eve moved and Kelly hit the mat. Eve followed up with an elbow drop, then stood beside Kelly, gave three booty pops and hit a standing moonsault on the champion. Eve went for the cover, but Kelly got her shoulder up at two.
Sensing victory was close at hand, Eve moved Kelly closer to the corner, climbed to the top rope and went for another moonsault, but Kelly rolled out of the way and Eve hit the mat. As Eve struggled to get to her feet, Kelly hit the K2 to get the three-count and the win.
As Justin Roberts announced the decision, Kelly helped Eve up to her feet and the two hugged each other. Eve raised Kelly's hand and pointed to her as the horny male population of the WWE Universe cheered. Kelly then stepped out of the ring to retrieve her Divas Championship belt.
While Kelly was outside of the ring, Jessie Kresa grabbed her by the hair, pulled her in and spit a mouthful of beer and chewed-up hot dog in her face. Kelly wiped the debris off her face with her left hand, then smacked Jessie hard in the face with her right hand. Still on the other side of the crowd barrier, Jessie grabbed Kelly and the two started going at it. Eve saw the exchange, but stayed in the ring and shouted, "That's right, Kelly! Show her what a REAL Diva is made of!"
As Eve continued watching Jessie and Kelly fight, a woman climbed over the crowd barrier, got in the ring and gave Eve a forearm shot to the back of the head. Eve fell into the ropes and the woman grabbed her from behind, then fell back and locked in a Crossface Chickenwing. Eve screamed in pain and tapped her hand against the mat, but since this wasn't a match, nothing could be done.
Hearing Eve scream, Kelly turned around towards her friend and that was the break Jessie was waiting for. She hopped over the crowd barrier and gave Kelly an axhandle blow to the back, then threw her into the steel ring steps. Kelly hit hard and went down as Jessie climbed into the ring. She went to where Eve was locked up and taunted, "How does THAT feel, Bee-yotch?"
The other woman eventually let go and Eve rolled her way out of the ring. As Eve checked on Kelly, the other woman took the mic and told the audience, "My name is Sara Del Ray, and I sure as hell ain't no Diva!"