Disclaimer: I do not own Harry Potter or Laughing Jack/Any of the creepy pastas. They belong to their original owners. I'm merely having some fun with them.

Recently, I got interested in the Creepy-pastas and fell in love with Laughing Jack. As a result, I came up with this little fanfic. Someone should really put Creepypasta in the selection list.

WARNING: Some stuff might be OOC

An:

"Slenderman speaking"

"BEN SPEAKING"


Meeting again


Eyeless Jack looked at the teenager currently laying on one of the operating tables in the clinic curiously. Upon entering the clinic, Eyeless Jack knew exactly what manner of being he would be treating. As he looked down at the teenage mage, Eyeless Jack contemplated the number of years since the last mage had become one of them. While he didn't really recall it very well due to being still fairly new to this life, he did know that the mage in question died fairly soon afterwards due to their fellow mages killing them. Inwardly sighing, Eyeless Jack began working on the unconscious teen while noting how her teeth returned to normal for the most part. The sharp pointed on her incisors reminded him of those vampire's that Jane and Clockwork had been interested in awhile back. He wondered what a vampire's organs would taste like and decided to ask Slenderman to get him some in exchange for helping the mage.


Slenderman nodded to Jeff and Smile Dog as they placed everything belonging to the child in front of him. It was obvious that Jeff had just shoved the child's possession in the trunk, but he wouldn't scold the carved smile killer. Jeff suddenly held a very familiar box in front of him making the faceless man stare. What in Creator's name was Laughing Jack's box doing here?


Laughing Jack froze as he felt hands that definitely didn't belong to Keira touching his box. He damn well recognized the leathery skin and snarled under his breath. Jeff had better not have harmed Keira or Laughing Jack would show that fucking idiot why people were afraid of clowns. Putting the candies he made away, Laughing Jack began heading towards the mansion with murder on his mind. He froze mid step upon feeling Slenderman's touch on his box and cursed softly under his breath as he dashed towards the mansion, "Creator damn it! Can't you stay out of trouble, Keira?"


Slenderman took the box from Jeff as he asked, "What is LJ's box doing here?"

"That is something only LJ and the child can answer," Slenderman replied while grabbing the trunk with his tentacle, "Come, we need to find BEN and leave,"

Jeff nodded and they searched for the Majora's Mask glitch. Upon finding him in one of the rooms, the group quickly left after BEN made sure he'd done as Slenderman asked. Upon arriving in the mansion, Slenderman teleported into one of the empty rooms beside LJ's. The rooms were unused due to no one wishing to live so close to the worst prankster in the house. Slenderman set the trunk onto the bed after making sure the room was clean before teleporting downstairs into his office. He set Laughing Jack's box on his desk before he sat down to wait for the homicidal clown.


Laughing Jack threw the door to the mansion open and looked around before spotting Hoodie. Walking up to the proxy, Laughing Jack demanded, "Where is Slenderman?"

Hoodie pointed in the direction of Slenderman's office and Laughing Jack took off towards there. On the way over to the mansion, Laughing Jack had decided to start with Slenderman as he was the one that currently held his box. Jeff could wait until later once Laughing Jack found out what he needed to know. As Laughing Jack reached the door, it swung open and Slenderman called out, "Come in Jack, we need to speak."

"Where is she?" Laughing Jack demanded as he walked over to the faceless entity's desk and picked up his box, "What did you do to Keira?"

"So that is her name," Slenderman filed it away for later before speaking to a slightly confused Laughing Jack as the clown wondered how Slenderman didn't know his newest victims name, "I assure you that the child is, while not alright, currently receiving treatment for the injuries she had,"

Laughing Jack felt slightly panicked as he heard that and demanded, "What injuries? Did Jeff hurt her? Fuck the rule on not killing each other, I'm going to murder him!"

Before Laughing Jack could move, Slenderman blasted him with some of his radiation and forced Laughing Jack to sit down. Slenderman gave off an air of amusement, "Jeff did not harm the child. By the time we arrived at her residence, she had just killed a man who we assume caused her injuries. Upon reaching her, the child passed out after saying, 'Well, it seems like my revenge keeps getting interrupted,'. At this moment, she is currently in the clinic with Eyeless Jack taking care of her with the express warning to not take her organs."

"Revenge?" Laughing Jack frowned at Slenderman, "This is the first time I've heard her say anything about revenge,"

"I can only assume she meant the three other people in the house that were dead," Slenderman leaned back in his comfortable office chair, "Is there anyone she would have wanted to get revenge on or something that might cause her to snap?"

Laughing Jack thought about it and suddenly connected the dots while hoping that old bastard didn't do what Jack thought he did, "Did they look like animals with mostly human forms?"

"Yes," Slenderman replied and Laughing Jack groaned softly, "I assume that they were the reason for her snapping?"

"Keira's relatives abused her badly as a child and with BEN's help, I got her out of there," Laughing Jack told the faceless entity, "I can only think that the headmaster of her school somehow made it so that they were forced together. I'll need to talk to her in order to find out, but I believe she snapped because of that,"

"I see," Slenderman gestured to his box, "Why did she have your box and why didn't you kill her?"

"She became my first real best friend after Issac," Laughing Jack looked down at his well taken care of box with a slight smile, "Ever since I've met her and gotten to know her, I didn't want to kill Keira at all," Laughing Jack looked at Slenderman with confusion on his face, "Why would that happen?"

Slenderman was silent for awhile before he replied, "I do not know. I have a few theories, but I will need time to find which one is true. For now, I will not punish you for not killing the child as she is now one of us or in the process of it. I am making her your responsibility as you're the only one she really knows."

Laughing Jack nodded as he wouldn't accept anyone else do it and asked, "Can I see her?"


Laughing Jack looked down at the friend he hadn't seen in a year with a slightly startled expression on his face. Keira's hair still looked like someone had splattered black and dark red paint on it though it was a bit longer than before. She was still tan though it looked a lot less healthy than it did before. The clothes she wore were slightly tattered and Laughing Jack could see the bandages Eyeless Jack had wrapped around her injuries. Laughing Jack noticed the faint red stain on her lips prompting him to ask Slenderman, "Why is there red around her mouth?"

"Before she passed out, we got a glimpse of her teeth and they resembled the fangs of an animal rather than the teeth of a human," Slenderman informed him, "From what I was able to see, she used those fangs of her to bite into the neck of the man attacking her and killed him,"

Laughing Jack frowned as Keira didn't have fangs though she did mention that her godfather had been teaching her about the animagus transformation. Perhaps, Keira managed to partially transform her teeth into the fangs that belonged to her animal counterpart? It was the only thing he could think of though it did make him wonder why she bit the guy. Laughing Jack disliked not having answers, but they would have to wait until his best friend woke up. Laughing Jack turned to Eyeless Jack as the blue masked man walked over, "When will she wake up?"

"Tomorrow most likely," The gravely voice of his fellow pasta replied.

Slenderman spoke as Laughing Jack turned back to Keira, "I suggest that you stay with her. I will be informing everyone of her presence, but it is likely some will attempt to kill her regardless of what I tell them until she's proven herself."

"I was planning on it," Laughing Jack informed the faceless entity.

Slenderman inclined his head and left the room. Eyeless Jack looked at the other silently before asking, "Why did you not kill her?"

"I don't know," Laughing Jack settled on the chair next to Keira's.

"I see," Eyeless Jack said before leaving as well.

Laughing Jack slumped against the chair after placing his box on the table. Reaching out, he ran his claws across Keira's pale cheek and muttered, "You just make everything around you interesting, don't you?"


As Keira slowly woke up, her mind tried to figure out what happened as she smelt the scent of cleaning products. It came to her quickly and she jerked into a sitting position only to hiss as pain seared through her back and left shoulder. She felt someone push her to lay back down and focused on them only to whisper in shock, "Jack?"

The copper taste in her mouth and the dryness of her throat caused Keira to cough. Laughing Jack disappeared for a moment before returning with a glass of water that he gave her once they managed to get Keira into a sitting position. Keira sighed as the cold liquid got rid of the dryness in her throat though the copper taste stayed, but it wasn't as bad as before. Laughing Jack looked at her carefully and asked, "How do you feel?"

Keira did a mental check before telling him, "My back hurts and my left shoulder. The back of my head hurts a little, but not as much as the other two."

Laughing Jack nodded and hugged her gently, "I'm glad your alright. I need to go find EJ. He's the one that's been looking after you since you came in yesterday."

"Jack, where am I?" Keira asked as she didn't recognize the room she was in at all.

"You in the clinic at Slenderman's mansion," Laughing Jack informed her as he pulled away, "You remember what I told you about it, right?"

Keira nodded lightly, "It where the friends like you live though some have places like your carnival to go away to if you don't want to be here."

"Yup," Laughing Jack turned serious, "If anyone comes in and tries anything, you need to call for me," He handed her his box, "Turn the crank and I'll teleport to you,"

"Okay," Keira agreed easily before asking her old friend, "Jack, will you explain how I got here?"

"Once I get back and you'll have to explain what the hell happened to put you in that situation, Gumdrop," Laughing Jack told her earning a nod from Keira, "Be right back,"

He disappeared and Keira looked around the odd clinic. It was clean though Keira could see all the diffrent tools set up on the walls and on the cupboards. The cabinets held jars and bottles that were most likely full of medical things though Keira was sure she saw some of the jars holding organs. The thought of it made her wonder why they were there. Keira's head jerked towards the door as it opened and a small child walked inside with a bear in her arms. The child had long brown hair and pale green eyes along with pale skin. The thing that took her attention was the blood decorating the child's face though none of it seemed to be staining the pale pink dress the kid was wearing. The kid seemed familiar and Keira remembered Laughing Jack mentioning something about a ghost child that lived in the mansion. One that was actually solid and acted like any other kid save for when they were killing people. Recalling the name, Keira murmured, "Sally?"

The kid's eyes lit up and she darted towards Keira's bed. Keira flinched slightly at the swift movement and tensed while eyeing the kid warily. While Laughing Jack had said that Sally was one of the more even tempered of the killers inside the mansion, Keira didn't want to chance the kid hurting her. Sally jumped onto the chair beside her bed and exclaimed, "Are you Laughing Jack's friend, Keira?"

Keira nodded lightly, "Yes."

"LJ's told me so much about you!" Sally grinned at her.

"LJ?" Keira looked at her curiously.

"LJ is what we call Laughing Jack since there are two Jack's in the house," Sally explained reminding Keira of Laughing Jack telling her something similar, "His names Eyeless Jack and he wears a blue mask,"

Keira filed that information away for later before asking Sally, "What are you doing in here?"

Sally hugged her bear close and said, "LJ asked me to make sure no one would do anything to you while he went to find EJ. I agreed since I've been wanting to meet you ever since he told me about you."

Keira was surprised that Laughing Jack had talked about it and asked, "What all did he say?"

"That you're really pretty," Sally told her and Keira blushed slightly, "And that you were really nice unless someone made you angry. You're also a really good cook and help him make candy sometimes when he brings you to his carnival," Sally bounced in her seat, "LJ says that your a witch. Are you?"

Keira held up her hand and created a ball of light making Sally clap her hands excitedly, "I can do more, but I'd rather not until I've healed up a bit."

"That's fine," Sally assured her, "Charlie agrees too," She made the bear nod it's head, "I can't wait until we can play together,"

"So long as it's not hide and seek, I'd be happy to," Keira told the little ghost girl earning a beaming smile, "Sally could you tell me more about this place? It's been a long time since Jack and I talked about it,"

"Sure!" Sally launched into an explanation of the mansion and it's inhabitants.


When Laughing Jack returned with Eyeless Jack, they found Sally sitting on the bed with Keira talking animatedly about what's been going on in the mansion lately. Sally informed an amused look Keira, "And she steals his kills just to get his attention."

"That's a bit childish," Keira replied with a soft laugh that made Laughing Jack smile, "She seems like a boring person,"

"I know!" Sally giggled softly before spotting the Jacks, "Look! LJ's back with EJ!"

Keira turned to look at them and smiled at Laughing Jack before looking at Eyeless Jack curiously. Rather than look at him with fear or disgust, Keira merely looked at Eyeless Jack curiously. Laughing Jack could tell that it was confusing the hell out of EJ and snickered as he walked over to the bed. He picked up Sally and spun her around earning a squeal from the ghost girl, "Thank you for taking care of my friend, Sally."

"No problem LJ!" Sally exclaimed as Laughing Jack set her down on the floor, "She's really nice and pretty like you said,"

Laughing Jack's face heated up a little and he glanced towards Keira. To his surprise and enjoyment, she was blushing softly while looking away from Laughing Jack. The monochrome clown lost his blush as he told Sally, "Good. Now why don't you go and tell Slendy that Keira's awake? I'm sure he'd really like to know."

Laughing Jack offered her a piece of candy and she took it before racing out of the room with a shout of, "Of course! Be right back!"

Keira spoke making both Jacks jolt slightly and focus on her, "She's really energetic."

"That's Sally for you," Laughing Jack told her as Eyeless Jack made his way further into the room, "Keira this is the other Jack in the house, Eyeless Jack. EJ, this is my best friend, Keira,"

"It's nice to see you awake," Eyeless Jack told her.

"It's nice to meet you, EJ," Keira told the eyeless man, "Thank you for helping me,"

"It's no trouble," Eyeless Jack assured her, "Let me take a look at your wounds, you should be okay to walk around a bit,"

Keira nodded as Laughing Jack retook the seat he'd taken next to Keira's bed. Eyeless Jack had her remove the tattered shirt and turn her back towards them as Eyeless Jack removed the bandages. Laughing Jack looked at the injuries and winced upon seeing the jagged cuts caused by the broken china. The worst part was her left shoulder. Laughing Jack knew she'd been hit by a cutting curse though she seemed to have dodged the worst of it. It still made him internally growl at the thought of anyone hurting Keira. As Eyeless Jack grabbed the items to use on her injuries, Laughing Jack took her attention by asking, "So what exactly happened?"

"Dumbledore," Keira began making Laughing Jack bare his sharp teeth in anger, "Decided that it would be a good idea to make everyone forget about what happened when I was six, got my relatives back together inside of my childhood hell, and made my adoptive family forget about me," Laughing Jack's anger increased as he heard the grief in her voice as Eyeless Jack began to woke on her injuries, "It all happened after Sirius got killed,"

"Your godfather died?" Laughing Jack gasped softly and felt his black heart ache for her.

Keira explained what had happened and Laughing Jack vowed to kill all the magicals involved with the whole thing. He was sure that Slenderman would help him get rid of the two that caused her the most grief. Dumbledore and Voldemort both deserved to die for multiple reasons that didn't even involve Keira. For now though, Laughing Jack would settle for comforting Keira and help her get used to living here. Keira's voice turned slightly watery as Eyeless Jack re-bandaged her wounds, "And I...I couldn't take it Jack. I couldn't go back there and let it all happen again. It was too much..."

Once the bandages were secure, Eyeless Jack nodded to Laughing Jack before picking everything up and moving to the corner of the room. Laughing Jack quickly approached the bed while creating a shirt for her to wear for the moment. He helped her put it on before sitting down and pulling her into his lap. Keira buried her face into his shoulder as he tried to comfort her. It was a bit difficult because Keira rarely ever needed to be comforted. Laughing Jack settled for just holding her as she sobbed softly into his shoulder.


Slenderman strode into the clinic and found Laughing Jack curled up with the new child, Keira. They were both sleeping soundly on the bed with Laughing Jack curled protectively around Keira. The sight of the homicidal clown doing anything like this was an intense shock. Like most of the mansion's residence and those that had spent time with the monochrome clown, he'd never expected to see anything of the sort. The fact that Laughing Jack had allowed a child to live let alone helped an abused child in anyway other than killing them was unheard of. It revealed that the clown had more to him than what anyone would have expected and Slenderman believed that the little mage was the whole reason for it. Part of him wondered if this would make Laughing Jack weak only to remember the various other children and adults that Laughing Jack had killed in the years since meeting the child. It would seem that the bond between the two would be worth watching.