Adventures In Gender-Bending!

Yay! Another chapter! :D I'm proud to announce that I may actually finish ONE fanfic out of the ten that I started and never finished (that possibly finished fanfic would most likely be this one)!

Anyways, some quick answers to some reviews. Yes, there will be pairings (or at least some hintings of them) coming soon. By the way...is it still yaoi if all the guys are now girls because they are still biologically male? Or would it be yuri..? O.o" I'm a little confused. And Nordics and South Korea will appear later. ^^"

Now then, I'll shut up and let you guys read!...after the disclaimer.

DISCLAIMER: I SADLY DO NOT OWN HETALIA OR ANY OF ITS CHARACTERS!

Enjoy the chapter!

"Vash! Brother, wake up!" Liechtenstein began shaking the young Swiss to wake him up. "Brother!"

"What is it, Lilli?" Switzerland mumbled, rolling onto his back and opening his eyes a little to look at her. He rubbed his green eyes and blinked up at his sister's worried face. "What's wrong?"

"Um, well, when I woke up, I...found something that shouldn't be there..." she mumbled, her face growing bright red. She looked at the ground, her face burning even more and all Switzerland could make out was something about "vital regions".

He blinked again. "What was that..?"

"I'm a boy, Vash!" she blurted out. Her green eyes went wide when her brother sat up in bed. "And...I think you're a girl..."

"What..? Oh...my..." Switzerland quickly took notice of this new development. "Well..." He shut his eyes as his face burned as bright as his sister's, trying to calm himself. It wasn't working. He and Liechtenstein both looked at each other...and screamed in horror.

"Ve~, what's with all the noise?" a sleepy Italy whined. He rolled over onto his back and stretched out his arms and legs so he took up the whole bed. He blinked and frowned. "Where's Germany, ve~? Oh, he's probably downstairs, eating sausage or some of that weird German food..." The lazy Italian yawned and rolled off the side of the bed, yelping as he fell to the ground. "Oww..." He pulled himself to his feet and dragged himself into the bathroom to attempt to wake himself up. Plus he needed to use the bathroom.

Italy, usually slow on the uptake for most things, noticed something different right away. Like how his chest was more round and his hair was longer.

"Ve~, what is this?" he asked himself as he inspected himself in the mirror. "Am I a girl?" He blinked and checked for his vital regions and discovered that they were missing. He nodded and looked back at himself in the mirror. "Si. I am a girl now." He grinned. "And a pretty one." He frowned and put his finger to his chin in thought. "If I'm a girl, I wonder if Romano is one, too..." he murmured. He thought it over for a few seconds before shrugging. "Ve~, I'll call him later. I want pasta~"

And with that, the Italian skipped down the stairs, humming a cheerful tune.

"SPAIN!" a very pissed off Romano shrieked. He immediately the sound of the Spanish man running up the stairs and into his room.

"What is-Oh, it happened to you, too, Romano?" Spain said, looking at the now female Italian.

Romano blinked, and his anger only lessened slightly. So he wasn't the only one who had woken up like this...At first he had thought Spain was trying to be funny and pull a prank on him by magically giving him a sex change over night, but now he saw that since Spain was female too, then he couldn't have been behind this.

The Spaniard was still a dick though...sometimes.

"Yes, it happened to me," Romano hissed, as if it wasn't obvious. "And I don't freakin' like it. Fix it, dick!"

Spain rolled his eyes and sighed. He was used to Romano's attitude and potty-mouth. He learned to mostly ignore it over the years. "And how do you expect me to do that, chica?" he asked, smirking.

"I don't freakin' know!" There was a pause. "Did you just call me "cutie"? You're so perverted!"

"Aw, but you are, Lovi~" Spain cooed, going over to him and embracing him in a tight hug before the Italian could get away.

"Spain, you bastard, get off of me! Lasciami andare!" Romano yelled, kicking and fighting to get away from him. His eyes went wide as he felt his curl being touched and pulled. "C-chigi!"

Um...so yeah...There's a little Spamano for you guys that like that pairing...I know I do..."

That's all I got for now. I'm sorry this chapter's so short, I've been busy and I had a little bit of Writer's Block (DUNDUNDUNNNNN!) on this one. ^^" I promise I'll update again this weekend and the next chapter will be longer!

Translations:

Chica: Spanish for "cutie"

Lasciami andare: Italian for "Let me go"

By the way, I don't know any Spanish or Italian. I used an online translator, so I apologize for any mistakes made in the translations! " Keep reading and reviewing!