Ender problems

I am an enderman. Everyone is always after my pearl. It all cause of my boss.

Everyone beats him up. And how do they get to my boss? ME! They steal my pearl, get tons of experience, and do they thank me? NOOOOO! They're like, "Oh! I'm going to steel your pearl and you don't care cause your just an RPG!" And pumpkin heads are the worst! At least I need a fighting chance. Well i am preety powerful, but how can i comepete with dimand armor? I even burn in the sun and only spawn in caves. At least I could have a spwaner. At least i have you... HEY WHERE ARE YOU GOING! I need a friend too! oh ya i can teleport vvvvvvt. AAA! (person fanted). I hate that. im just tall and dark and scary why are people scard of me? oh ya im tall and dark and scarry... wait who am i talking to and whats fanfiction and how do i know all this stuff?