Hey guys, I've got a tonne of really good messages about the story, mainly from the massive amount of Sasori fans. Anyways, the poll for who Sasori should be paired with is up (It's not Hinata, a couple of people thought that coz of chapter two, but it might be, depends on poll results.) Let us begin.
"Sasori. Sasori. Hey, c'mon, wake up."Sasori lifted his head off of the desk, yawning."Did I fall asleep?" He asked, stretching."I guess so." Shikamaru answered. "Oh, by the way, you're supposed to be in PE right now.Sasori looked down at his watch. "SHIT!" He said, practically leaping from his desk and running for the door, nearly faceplanting.Sasori sped down the corridor, whipping around a corner.He sprinted down the passage, but was suddenly yanked back violently. He fell to the ground and smacked his head painfully.As pain sliced through his head, he could slightly make out the face of some kid with massive eyebrows and a bad haircut."We caught another one Neji!" He said.Another figure came into view, though hazy. He had long hair and the same eyes as Hinata."Hall pass. Now." He demanded.Sasori wasn't normally agressive. But the blood rushing to his brain probably had to do something with his behaviour."Dude!? What the shit are you on!?!?"We are hallway monitors, and we are authorized to use extreme force." Bushy eyebrows said with authority."Look, I'm late for my class.""We've heard that one before." Nej said.Eybrows, as Sasori decided to call him, turned to his colleague, struck a pose, and began a speech."Nothing can stand in our way!!! Nobody can refuse our authority!!" He ranted."As long as we patrol these halways, no student will undermine the education of another!""Yeah Yeah, whatever, let's just book this guy and get going." Neji said, turning back to Sasori.Except Sasori wasn't there. "Huh!? Where'd he go?" Neji said."He has escaped with the stealh of a ninja!" Eyebrows stated."Dont break the fourth wall.""I didn't!""In a way, you did.""You do realize we're burning a huge hole in the fourth wall right now?""Good point.""Anyways, let us give chase to the criminal!!" Eyebrows said, both running off to find Sasori.
"Dodgeball, ladies and gentlemen, is a youthful sport that encompasses speed, agility and strength." The PE teacher said.
"But it's also a great way to release your youthful energy.The teacher was interupted by Sasori bursting through a door to the gum. Sasori stared at the teacher. It was eyebrows, just a foot taller."Ladies and gentlemen, allow me to show you the basis of the game." The teacher said to Sasori's confusion as he picked up a dodgeball."Those who are late in my class will get VERY familiar with one word. BOMBARDMENT!" He yelled, pegging the ball at Sasori.The ball ripped at the redhead with breackneck speeds, and slammed into his legs, knocking them from under him.For the second time that day, he smacked his head into the floor. He quickly climbed uneasily back to his feet, and looked back up.Every single student had a dodgeball In their hands. "Okay kids," The teacher said. "BOMBARDMENT!!"As twenty odd runner balls flew at Sasori, he threw himself to the ground and put his arms over his head.He expected to be completely owned, but he didn't get hit by a single ball. Third time lucky.Sasori got back up and walked over to the group."Nice hustle, kid. But next time don't be late." Eyebrows Senior said.As the teacher Sasori slotted in next to Tenten, who was tearing up with laughter."You gotta be late way more, that was brilliant." She snickered."I got held up by some hallway monitors, it wasn't my fault.""Lemme guess, some kid that looks like this teacher and one that looks like Hina?""Spot on.""Hinata's brother, Neji, and Rock Lee.""What? What sort of name is Rock?""Dont ask me, ask Masashi Kishinoto.""Fourh wall.""Oh, right.""Oy, Ginger." A voice called from next to them.They turned to see a kid with a thick mop of brown hair."Uchiha wants to talk to ya at lunch."He said. "You better turn up." He finishes, turning around."That doesn't sound good. But then again, if you don't turn up he'll annoy the crap out of you.""Miss Tenten, unless you want to suffer the same punsihment as your friend, I suggest you be quiet."Tenten quickly shut up. As the teacher continued, Tenten quickly whispered to Sasori, "Meet up with is at lunch after you've talked to Sasuke." She whispered."I warned you Miss Tenten! BOMBARDMENT!!!""Awww, for fuck's sake," she moaned, Sasori giving her an evil look."REVENGE!!"
Sasori looked about the lunch hall, searching for the arrogant raven haired poser.After particpating in the bombardment of Tenten, he thought it better to stay away for a bit.He sighted Sasuke, As well as the brown haired boy, Neji and a blonde girl. He strolled over and sat down across from Sasuke."Ah, you came, great." He smiled. "I noticed that you were hanging around with a bunch of nobodies, and I thought you might Wanamaker roll with me." He said, taking a sip of coke."Whats wrong with them?" Sasori questioned cautiously."They're nobodies. Anyways, your officially part of my posse. This is Kiba, Neji and Ino." He said, gesturing to each one in turn."Thanks, but why do you want me?""You have the balls to run away from authority." Neji cut in. "Hall monitor, remember?""Yeah, as soon as you did that, you showed us you have the potential to roll with us." Kiba stated, grinning."Welcome to the gang." Sasuke said, going for the dramatic look."Thanks, I guess. I'm gonna go grab a drink." He said, spying the 'nobodies' out of the corner of his eye.He stood up and walked towards the vending machine, but changed course and quickly darted towards his friends table.As he sat down, he looked around to see if they saw him. once he was sure, he turned back and found himself face-to-face with Tenten."So, what'd he want?" She asked."He wants me to, 'Join his gang.'"Sasori said, glad that she wasn't pissed off for him participating in her bombardment.As soon as the words left his mouth, there was an uneasy silence around them. Hinata in particular."Are you gonna go with them?" Sakura muttered, looking down at her lunch dejectedly."Nah, I reckon I can do without arrogant bastards." Sasori said, recieving a sigh of relief from the other kids."Its happened before, that's why we were so worried." Naruto chimed in."Kiba." Hinata whispered."Yeah, that bastard used to be one of us." Hinata seemed to sag down in her chair at the mention of Kiba. "They all did." Tenten said."Anyways, let's not get tied up on the past." Shikamaru said to the others relief. "I heard you got Tenten bombarded by Guy." Shikamaru noted grinning."Yeah, you prick! I can't believe you got me from point blank like that!!" Tenten whined."Dont blame me, you were the one talking!" Sasori protested."Screw you!" She muttered, defeated.Sasori smiled and stood up from his seat. "Hey, where are the toilets here?" He asked.Naruto pointed out the door. "Down the hall, second left.""Thanks." Sasori strolled out of the noisy cafeteria, glad for the temporary peace. To be completely honest, he had never really had manu friends, and he was quite getting used to these kidd, even though he had only known them for a day.He rounded the corner, and got the strange feeling that he was being watched. He turned around and searched for anyone, not seeing anything.Creepy.He continued down the hallway, looking for the turn to the bathroom. He found the bathroom door and moved towards it.He heard a scuffle of feet behind him, and stopped dead. He whipped around. Pale skin, Snake eyes, and the flash of something red, a fire extinguisher. He was struck voilently in the head, and then darkness.
Soz bout the massive wait, but I got caught up in some stuff. Anyways, I had a cliffie!!! Yay :D anyways, poll is up for pairing, blah blah blah, review, but also, thanks to everyone who has reviewed so far; Sasori 191, especially. He starting a fic, check it out if you have the time. Anyways, it's 10:55 PM, catch ya later, drop me a message if ya want.SS-60 SiX
"Sasori. Sasori. Hey, c'mon, wake up."Sasori lifted his head off of the desk, yawning."Did I fall asleep?" He asked, stretching."I guess so." Shikamaru answered. "Oh, by the way, you're supposed to be in PE right now.Sasori looked down at his watch. "SHIT!" He said, practically leaping from his desk and running for the door, nearly faceplanting.Sasori sped down the corridor, whipping around a corner.He sprinted down the passage, but was suddenly yanked back violently. He fell to the ground and smacked his head painfully.As pain sliced through his head, he could slightly make out the face of some kid with massive eyebrows and a bad haircut."We caught another one Neji!" He said.Another figure came into view, though hazy. He had long hair and the same eyes as Hinata."Hall pass. Now." He demanded.Sasori wasn't normally agressive. But the blood rushing to his brain probably had to do something with his behaviour."Dude!? What the shit are you on!?!?"We are hallway monitors, and we are authorized to use extreme force." Bushy eyebrows said with authority."Look, I'm late for my class.""We've heard that one before." Nej said.Eybrows, as Sasori decided to call him, turned to his colleague, struck a pose, and began a speech."Nothing can stand in our way!!! Nobody can refuse our authority!!" He ranted."As long as we patrol these halways, no student will undermine the education of another!""Yeah Yeah, whatever, let's just book this guy and get going." Neji said, turning back to Sasori.Except Sasori wasn't there. "Huh!? Where'd he go?" Neji said."He has escaped with the stealh of a ninja!" Eyebrows stated."Dont break the fourth wall.""I didn't!""In a way, you did.""You do realize we're burning a huge hole in the fourth wall right now?""Good point.""Anyways, let us give chase to the criminal!!" Eyebrows said, both running off to find Sasori.
"Dodgeball, ladies and gentlemen, is a youthful sport that encompasses speed, agility and strength." The PE teacher said.
"But it's also a great way to release your youthful energy.The teacher was interupted by Sasori bursting through a door to the gum. Sasori stared at the teacher. It was eyebrows, just a foot taller."Ladies and gentlemen, allow me to show you the basis of the game." The teacher said to Sasori's confusion as he picked up a dodgeball."Those who are late in my class will get VERY familiar with one word. BOMBARDMENT!" He yelled, pegging the ball at Sasori.The ball ripped at the redhead with breackneck speeds, and slammed into his legs, knocking them from under him.For the second time that day, he smacked his head into the floor. He quickly climbed uneasily back to his feet, and looked back up.Every single student had a dodgeball In their hands. "Okay kids," The teacher said. "BOMBARDMENT!!"As twenty odd runner balls flew at Sasori, he threw himself to the ground and put his arms over his head.He expected to be completely owned, but he didn't get hit by a single ball. Third time lucky.Sasori got back up and walked over to the group."Nice hustle, kid. But next time don't be late." Eyebrows Senior said.As the teacher Sasori slotted in next to Tenten, who was tearing up with laughter."You gotta be late way more, that was brilliant." She snickered."I got held up by some hallway monitors, it wasn't my fault.""Lemme guess, some kid that looks like this teacher and one that looks like Hina?""Spot on.""Hinata's brother, Neji, and Rock Lee.""What? What sort of name is Rock?""Dont ask me, ask Masashi Kishinoto.""Fourh wall.""Oh, right.""Oy, Ginger." A voice called from next to them.They turned to see a kid with a thick mop of brown hair."Uchiha wants to talk to ya at lunch."He said. "You better turn up." He finishes, turning around."That doesn't sound good. But then again, if you don't turn up he'll annoy the crap out of you.""Miss Tenten, unless you want to suffer the same punsihment as your friend, I suggest you be quiet."Tenten quickly shut up. As the teacher continued, Tenten quickly whispered to Sasori, "Meet up with is at lunch after you've talked to Sasuke." She whispered."I warned you Miss Tenten! BOMBARDMENT!!!""Awww, for fuck's sake," she moaned, Sasori giving her an evil look."REVENGE!!"
Sasori looked about the lunch hall, searching for the arrogant raven haired poser.After particpating in the bombardment of Tenten, he thought it better to stay away for a bit.He sighted Sasuke, As well as the brown haired boy, Neji and a blonde girl. He strolled over and sat down across from Sasuke."Ah, you came, great." He smiled. "I noticed that you were hanging around with a bunch of nobodies, and I thought you might Wanamaker roll with me." He said, taking a sip of coke."Whats wrong with them?" Sasori questioned cautiously."They're nobodies. Anyways, your officially part of my posse. This is Kiba, Neji and Ino." He said, gesturing to each one in turn."Thanks, but why do you want me?""You have the balls to run away from authority." Neji cut in. "Hall monitor, remember?""Yeah, as soon as you did that, you showed us you have the potential to roll with us." Kiba stated, grinning."Welcome to the gang." Sasuke said, going for the dramatic look."Thanks, I guess. I'm gonna go grab a drink." He said, spying the 'nobodies' out of the corner of his eye.He stood up and walked towards the vending machine, but changed course and quickly darted towards his friends table.As he sat down, he looked around to see if they saw him. once he was sure, he turned back and found himself face-to-face with Tenten."So, what'd he want?" She asked."He wants me to, 'Join his gang.'"Sasori said, glad that she wasn't pissed off for him participating in her bombardment.As soon as the words left his mouth, there was an uneasy silence around them. Hinata in particular."Are you gonna go with them?" Sakura muttered, looking down at her lunch dejectedly."Nah, I reckon I can do without arrogant bastards." Sasori said, recieving a sigh of relief from the other kids."Its happened before, that's why we were so worried." Naruto chimed in."Kiba." Hinata whispered."Yeah, that bastard used to be one of us." Hinata seemed to sag down in her chair at the mention of Kiba. "They all did." Tenten said."Anyways, let's not get tied up on the past." Shikamaru said to the others relief. "I heard you got Tenten bombarded by Guy." Shikamaru noted grinning."Yeah, you prick! I can't believe you got me from point blank like that!!" Tenten whined."Dont blame me, you were the one talking!" Sasori protested."Screw you!" She muttered, defeated.Sasori smiled and stood up from his seat. "Hey, where are the toilets here?" He asked.Naruto pointed out the door. "Down the hall, second left.""Thanks." Sasori strolled out of the noisy cafeteria, glad for the temporary peace. To be completely honest, he had never really had manu friends, and he was quite getting used to these kidd, even though he had only known them for a day.He rounded the corner, and got the strange feeling that he was being watched. He turned around and searched for anyone, not seeing anything.Creepy.He continued down the hallway, looking for the turn to the bathroom. He found the bathroom door and moved towards it.He heard a scuffle of feet behind him, and stopped dead. He whipped around. Pale skin, Snake eyes, and the flash of something red, a fire extinguisher. He was struck voilently in the head, and then darkness.
Soz bout the massive wait, but I got caught up in some stuff. Anyways, I had a cliffie!!! Yay :D anyways, poll is up for pairing, blah blah blah, review, but also, thanks to everyone who has reviewed so far; Sasori 191, especially. He starting a fic, check it out if you have the time. Anyways, it's 10:55 PM, catch ya later, drop me a message if ya want.SS-60 SiX