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"Soooo..."
"So."
"You want me to defeat Batman?"
"Yes."
"Who the fuck are you," Naruto said, he was currently on his bunk bed. After the events of today the fallen angel decided to get some shut eye only for some voice speak through speakers that filled the halls of Arkham. At first he ignored it trying to get some sleep that is until the owner of said voice said something about Naruko. The 'voice' said something about a mission to fight some group called the justice dweebs, and that was what the voice said not him. "Are you some demon or something."
"A demon, please don't compare me to search stupid creatures," the voice said sounding quite offended. "But right now who I'm or what I'm doesn't really matter."
"And what does matter, solids, liquids and gus," Naruto said the expression on his face was dead serious.
"Mr Uzumaki this is no time for joking!"
"Of course not," Naruto said as he got into a sitting position, his power flaring a bit causing a mini quirk. "You kidnapped my sister!"
"We both know she's not." the voice said making Naruto go silent. Only a few people knew that and one of them was Lucifer. But no he wouldn't kidnap Naruko, after all he knows better than to fuck with an Uzumaki. (granted his the only uzumaki)
"I have no idea what you're talking about," the Fallen quickly went back to sleep.
"I believe you do Naruto or should I say...Nathaniel!" voice said. Naruto for his part stayed silent.
"You know, you've made a lot of enemies since that time you chased us out of haven. A lot demons and fallen what to get you back for what you did!"
"What I did was justice! You whoever you are, and every idiot that rebelled deserved it."
The voice stayed silent for a few minutes before it began. "I was promised a paradise for angels b-but I wa-we were lied to. All the fighting all the bloodshed all for...nothing," this time one could defiantly hear the sad and regret in the tone used.
Naruto sighed. The war was hard on him to. He lost his friends,family and most of all he lost his twi-"I lost my twin brother in that war. It felt like a part of me was...lost it still does," now he to was sad.
"It seems you two were close, lord lucifer wouldn't stop talking about you,"
"Okay! Okay! Time out people time out!" a voice shouted from one of the cells close to Naruto's. "ME and ma boys have been following ya escalating argument and when I say this I say it for everyone listening...WHAT THA FUCK IS GOING ON HERE! The first part you said you wanted him fight basty right? Ya we all got it. But then he asks ya if ya is a demon and ya say your not. And then we go to Naruto's sister but ya saying she's not his sister. You was gonna explain why that was until the topic changed. Now it's about demons,fallen and Naruto has a twin, oh! And Narutos name is actually Nathaniel so yeah again...WHAT THA FUCK IS GOING ON!"
"You know what!? That guy I don't know and probably never know is right! Get to tha fucking point will ya!" Naruto yelled out.
"Fine if that's what you want, break out cause a scene then fight Batman then wait for the justice dweebs. Once that's done i'll come take you to Naruko," the voice said.
"Was that so hard to say," Naruto got off his bunk and but on his shoes.
"Yo! Fishcake you actually going to do it. I mean what if it's a trap?" his roommate who had stayed silent for the entire conversation spoke. "It might be some asshole yanking your anus."
"No I haven't been the best father to Naruko these past few years, it's time I grow a pair and tell my daughter that I'm her father!" Naruto declared. "Wait yanking my WHAT!"
"Anus."
"Why would you even-you know what fuck it! I'm busting out of here uzumaki style!"
Rushing sound of foot steps was heard out side. It's seems even the guards heard the conversation. The guards said nothing. All of them geared up and ready with riot shields and batons. One guard stepped up, his uniform slightly different. He had an air of arrogance this one it made Naruto inwardly smirk last guy who was arrogant in front of was turned down a peg...how? The guy made fun of Naruto's love of orange to embarrass him, saying he had an IQ of a bird that, was proven wrong when Naruto scored the best in all subjects and to add salt to the wound he asked out the hot female professor on a date. No one messed with Naruto.
"...that's why you can never escape...hey can you hea-"
That's why you don't mess with an Uzumaki! Their brave, a little stubborn not to forget have great, great, intellect.
"...hello?...hey stop...ignoring...me!"
Nothing gets past an uzumaki! No sir nothing
"OI! CAN YOU HEAR ME!l
Naruto for his part began cleaning his ear with his pinky.
"MOTHER FUCKER! I'M GONNA KICK YOUR ASS!" the guard roughy opened the door to Naruto's cell. The man walked in intent own grabbing Naruto. But before his hands could grab the cloth of Naruto's clothes. A hand grabbed him roughly by the neck and was slammed into the wall at the end of the cell.
"Wrong bitch I'm an Uzumaki, we're the ones that kick ass," Naruto looked at out the open door, the guards all stood their an moving. "Ha! You guys thought I didn't notice the guy and but I did and was pretending not to notice, that's right! Uzumaki for the win!"
The guards were left speechless, and each had different thoughts on the matter.
"Who is he talking to?'
'what he took out Jefferson, just like that!'
'who is this guy.'
'yes! Jefferson is a dick.'
Seeing none of guards make any moves, Naruto began taking a few steps back. Naruto then reared his arm back his hand clutched in a fist. "Sorry guys but I have little girl to save!" but just before he could smash his way out (cell door is open tho) of Arkham the voice from before interrupted him.
"WAIT! WAIT! STOP! New deal!
"Oh come on! I was gonna make a badass exit!" the fallen yelled out.
"Yeah, well deal with it!"
"Now what?"
"Wait hold a sec...yeah...okay...well, it seems you're supposed to wait for some guy named Rick Flag to come pick you in the next...hour."
"Like I said the best for last," said Amanda waller. "The second most powerful-" but she was interrupted.
"Wait! I thought you said the witch was the most powerful meta you've meet."
"Did I now?"
"Yes you did."
"Anywho, this last one you're not going to believe, I had to make a deal with the devil to have this one," Waller said as she passed an open folder that had Naruto's face on it and a deception just below it.
Name;Nathenial
Aka; Naruto Uzumaki
classified as: Former Archangel
Age: unknown(possibly one of the oldest beings on earth due to him being there during the creation of all things)
Abilities: super strength, super speed, super fast reflexes, light based attacks, limit of power unknown
Relatives: brothers(Micheal the archangel, currently in haven and Lucifer currently in hell/underworld)
"Amanda...first witches from other worlds and dimensions and now...this former Archangel really? Seriously what do you take us for!."
"That's right, he's one of the most powerful out there," the woman praised.
"How powerful are we taking here?"
"You've read the Bible, so you know what angels can and have done. Taking down an army of heavily armed men in less than an hour, making donkeys talk the list goes on and on."
"And if, that's an if this guy is as powerful as you say, why would he work for you?" the man asked out of curiosity.
"Because, his looking for something and I know where it is," was Waller's reply.
"So you wanna put the safety of our nation in the hands of angels, witches, gangbangers and crocodiles?" the man said.
"You forgot about the jokers girlfriend," the second one added in.
The first one continued on. "Most of these are villains Amanda! What makes you think you can control them?" he asked.
"Because getting people to act against their own self interest for the national security of the United states is what I do for a living," was Amanda's reply.
THE PENTAGON
WASHINGTON DC
"What if Superman and his justice League had decided to fly down, reap off the roof of the white house, grab the president of the United states. Who would have stopped them?" the second man from before asked. But the room remained silent. Amanda seeing this began making her way to the front. "We've got counter plans for Korea and these others. But what happens when this so called justice League become Terrorists(sp?)?" again room was silent."Amanda Waller has a plan, Amanda." he nodded to her.
"I wanna build a team of some very bad people who I think can do a lot of good," as she said this a holographic screen appeared behind her showing face pics of the task force X. Which was everyone including Naruto but apart from Enchantress. "Like fight the next justice lords.l
"Not on my watch, you're not putting those monsters back out on the street, Amanda," the General (right? not sure who he is) said.
"General we run covertly, if they get caught we throw them off the bus. The next war will be fought with these meta-humans, their people out their recruiting."
"And just how useful as these Meta's?" the General asked.
"I'm glad you asked General," Amanda said as the images of the task force X disappeared and a video came up. The video showed a blonde man moving back and forth in his room.
Naruto sighed. His life just got complicated and he dragged his dear Naruko into it. ''maybe if had been a good father.' None of this would have happened.
"ah...h-hey...change of plans," the voice from before said.
Naruto for his part remained silent. Of course this would happen. He was a power house in his day, one of the most powerful angels in the army of God. But now his reduced to a plaything for people he doesn't even know. If Lucy (Lucifer) could see him now, he'd be laughing like loon.
"So...not gonna say anything huh? Okay then, yeah so. You have to fight your way to the exit to meet colonel Flag. And as soon as these words were said all cell doors in Arkham opened up, freeing all prisoners. "Who ever takes out Naruto Uzumaki gets freedom and a butt load of cash!"
Almost all the inmates left their cells and began flocking Naruto's cell. But suddenly their was a loud explosion that sent most the inmates that had reached the cell flying everywhere. As the smoke and dust from the explosion cleared it showed Naruto standing their his blonde hair shadowed most of his face leaving only his left eye, that was glowing a menacing red. "I was once the leader of an amry of God so...so DON'T FUCK WITH ME!" with that as his battle cry the Fallen blonde charged at the incoming Inmates.
"Also this might be annoying with me coming back but...Ah don't hold back. Show them the power of a Fallen."
"What if I refuse?!" Naruto yelled as he punched some tattooed guy in the face knocking him out. "You guys think I'm some play thing don't ya?"
"Well...the guys are feeling a bit gangbangy today so...yeah you get it don't ya?"
That was it. That did it. He snapped. If you kinda look at it this way the word 'gangbang' was used to start a mini apocalypse in Arkham. Those who attacked were torn up limb from limb and those who just watched were scared for life. Screams were heard everywhere even as far as Gotham.
Outside the Gates of ARkham.
Colonel Rick Flag sighed to himself as he leaned against the hood of his jeep. Amanda didn't need these...freaks. If given time he'd make one of the best teams with the most honest to God American solders. And yet here he was, waiting for some other freak to show up. But what he didn't expect was for the gates of Arkham to explode sending him and his jeep flying. As the smoke cleared and Rick come to, he blinked twice then did a double take,their infront of him was a blonde haired man covered in blood with evil red eyes. After leaving with and fucking a witch from another world,one would think you got used to this shit...saddly no. This guy had black angel wings, twelve black angel wings on his jetting from his back. The only thing in his mind was 'why twelve.'
"Oi! Are you Rick Flag?" the blonde man asked.
Rick swallowed, God! Who is this guy. "You Uzumaki Naruto?" Rick asked.
"Yes."
"Then yes, yes I'm. "
THE PENTAGON
WASHINTON DC
The room was quite, some had even gone as far as to Vomit after watching the brutality that Naruto had unleashed on the filth of Arkham.
"If that wasn't enough..." Amanda said as she looked at a particular woman wearing glasses and a business suit. "...Moone."
The woman was hesitant at first but stood up from her seat and began making her way to Amanda. She made her way to the front and took her place next to Waller. She began first by taking her glasses off, as the General and the other occupants of the room watched. Waiting. Dr Moone closed her eyes, focused and then whispered the. "Enchantress."
In an instant she transformed. From a business looking woman to a...a...a witch like...woman? Enchantress.
"Meet Enchantress...everything we know about her is in your briefing packs, she's walked this earth for a very long time and will likely be here when we're long gone," Amanda stated as everyone looked wide eyed at the witch before them.
"T-this meeting is now a magic show?" the General asked not sure if he was being sarcastic or not.
"Magic or not, this girl can do a lot of incredible things," Amanda said as she looked at the Enchantress. "Go get it girl."
The witch looked hesitant as stared at Amanda then at the brief case that held her heart. This was not the time she'd grab it later.
Enchantress closed her eyes and the room began to shake. And before anyone knew it, she was gone. The lights dimmed a little and when they turned back to normal Enchantress appeared right next to the General dropping a bunch of files on the table startling him and everyone else apart from Amanda.
"How about a little something from the weapons volt in Tyrone(right not sure what she said)?" Amanda stated.
"We've been chasing these plans for years," the General stated as he put his glasses on and read through the files. At this Amanda smiled. Hook, line and sinker.
To everyone's surprise the witch began making her way to the front she passed by Amanda and stopped near the holographic screen that had paused showing Naruto with his wings flared out. The woman then began to caressing the picture, like some kind of treasure.
"You know him?" Amanda asked the witch who Rapidly nodded her head. The woman stop her actions and then...put her lips to the screen, kissing it. Having enough Amanda called out. "Thank you, we'd like doctor Moone back."
With a small unnoticed smirk the witch transformed back into Dr June Moone. The woman looked dazed for a bit. But her face quickly turned to that of panic and fear. "Please don't make do that again!" she yelled out frantically.
"Someone please get her out of here!" Amanda nodded to a woman who stood up from her seat and gently grabbed Dr Moone and walking alway with her.
"T-the angel guy and witch, how can we control those two?" the General asked.
"I have the witch's heart right here," Amanda said gesturing to a brief case in front of her. "As for Nathaniel, we help him find his daughter, convince him that he can't protect her but the government can. And will offer protection if he works for us."
"That's a long way to go for this guy."
"This 'guy' was second in command in God's army. And can wipe out a small city with a flick of his finger," Amanda stated. This of course was from a 'secret' source she'd never seen Naruto's power up close but she's seen Lucifer's.
"Why not take him out then?"
"Because if the chief Angel Micheal found out his brother is dead we would be fucked. Of course Lucifer would come for us. So long story short, we would have to fight devils, angels and facing extinction," Amanda stated grimly. "If Naruto refuses we leave him be."
"I vote for Amanda to put in place task force X."
The Dark Knight stepped through the destroyed halls of Arkham, in his hands was a tablet, behind him Superman and Wonderwoman. Around them laid dead bodies and torn up body parts, all in all the scene looked gruesome. The guards moved around counting the prisoners and all the cells that could actually hold prisoners.
"Good lord what happened here?" the so called, strongest man alive asked his two companions. "Who could have done this." Batman said nothing as he threw the tablet that held video footage of what transpired. The man of steel easily caught the device, tapped it and played the video. At the end Superman looked a bit pale with wide eyes.
"This person must be taken down soon," Batman said in his deep voice. All this in destruction in less than an hour. This...person had to be watched. "All league members should be on full look out for this guy."
"Batman don't do this," Wonderwoman stated. "He is out of our league, I know this. I've seen him in battle before, he is not someone you wish to cross paths with!"
"Are you seeing this Diana! This was a blood bath! He killed everyone who crossed his path," this time Superman spoke up. Sure these were criminals but no one deserved death.
"His daughter was threatened with rape he had no choice!" Diana shouted.
"Yes and he should have thought about it but he didn't! He acted selfishly and killed people!" Superman stated.
"Then what would you have done if you were in his place and Kara was the one kidnapped and threatened to be raped!"
This actually shut Superman up. Batman for his part remained silent, his seen this before. There some things one does for family. A man robs banks so that he could provide medical care for his cancer daughter, man kills people, steals their hearts to find one for his wife, who needs a heart transplant. Yep he has seen it all. But still Clark was right. But one thing still remains. "All female inmates that attacked were not killed, why?"
"Well what do you expect from the founder of Paradise island."
End chapter
Well nothing much in this chapter, a little confusing but yeah. But it was just to show what will happen next. To those that wanted an OP Naruto well you got one. As for that thing were his not really that mad about his sister/daughter being kidnapped. Well...Naruto as we have discussed is like a thousand years old. So his had a lot of shit thrown his way. And he is angel. Okay here's a hint he fell from grace because of his lust not anger. And that is the only half-assed excuse I could come up with.
Yosh! On to the next update. You guys can't wait for (I will protect) right, right.
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