Tales of Twilight

Story 3

How Do You Spell That?

Forks, WA

Edward's Crib

Rosalie barging in on Edward and Jacob.

ROSALIE- (Barger in to the room) You guys need to shut the frik up!

EDWARD- It tastes like jelly.

ROSALIE- What tastes like jelly?

JACOB- Your mom!!

TYLER- (Pops up out of nowhere) Oooohhhhhh!! (Just all of a sudden dies)

JASPER- (Pops out of the elevator) Did you know that Craig and Greg are so close to the same name, it's crazy!

JACOB- Yeah but Craig sounds so much hotter.

EDWARD- Wait, when did we get an elevator? (Rubs hand on the floor to make a squeaky sound)

JACOB- What was that?

EDWARD- Your dad!!

TYLER- (Comes back to life) Oooohhhh! (Dies again)

JACOB- So Rose, I hear you're seeing a guy named Drew P. Wiener.

ROSALIE- I don't know any guy named droopy wiener.

EDWARD- Then nobody must have seen you naked.

TYLER- (Comes back to life again) Oooohhhh!! Burn. (Scurries away)

EDWARD-(To Jacob) Hey Jacob you should go downstairs, you'd like my friend Olive, yeah his last name is Muhfrindzrga.

JACOB- (Runs down the stairs screaming) All of my friends are gay!!! Wait? I get it its funny cause I'm gay!

BELLA- Haha, gay, hahahaha, Mike.

JACOB- Yes Mike, (Goes into the elevator to find Mike waiting for him rubbing his belly button.

MIKE- How ya doin big boy?

JACOB- Oh you know, it's a little cold today.

MIKE- So, I know a place that'll get you hot, I work there, and it's called the America Is Drunk Spa.

JACOB- They named their bar A.I.D.S.? Oh well let's go!!

Later at A.I.D.S. with Mike, Jacob, and Edward.

RANDOM GUY- Hey guys how it going? I just wanted to let you know that its karaoke night and I was wondering if you would like to sign up.

JACOB- (Looks over at Edward who nods his head) Yes, and sign me up for Something Like That by Tim McGraw.

Jacob up on stage getting ready to sing karaoke.

JACOB- (Singing to Edward) It was labor day weekend I was seventeen
I bought a coke and some gasoline
And I drove out to the county fair
When I saw him for the first time
He was standing there in the ticket line
And it all started right then and there
Oh, a sailors sky made a perfect sunset

(Starts shimmying on the stage)
And that's the day I'll never forget

I had a barbeque stain on my white tee shirt
He was killing me in that miniskirt
Skippin rocks on the river by the railroad tracks
He had a suntan line and red lipstick
I worked so hard for that first kiss
And a heart don't forget something like that

Well it was five years later on a southbound plane
I was headed down to New Orleans
To meet some friends of mine for Mardi Gras
When I heard a voice from the past
Comin from a few rows back
And when I looked, I couldn't believe just what I saw
He said I bet you don't remember me
And I said only every other memory

I had a barbeque stain on my white tee shirt
You were killing me in that miniskirt
Skippin rocks on the river by the railroad tracks
You had a suntan line and red lipstick
I worked so hard for that first kiss
And a heart don't forget something like that

Like an old photograph
Time can make a feeling fade
But the memory of a first love
Never fades away

I had a barbecue stain on my white tee shirt
He was killing me in that miniskirt
Skippin rocks on the river by the railroad tracks
He had a sun tan line and red lipstick
I worked so hard for that first kiss
A heart don't forget, no a heart don't forget
I said a heart don't forget something like that
Oh, not something like that

EDWARD- (Sitting at a table bawling his eyes out) Oh my god, that was soooo beautiful and I remember that mini skirt!! Time for my song!

Edward on the stage and Jacob sitting at the table.

EDWARD- (Points to Jacob and mouths 'this is for you')

Some people live for the fortune
Some people live just for the fame
Some people live for the power, yeah
Some people live just to play the game
Some people think that the physical things
Define what's within
And I've been there before
But that life's a bore
So full of the superficial

[Chorus:]
Some people want it all

(Starts grinding on the microphone pole)
But I don't want nothing at all
If it ain't you baby
If I ain't got you baby
Some people want diamond rings
Some just want everything
But everything means nothing
If I ain't got you, Yeah

Some people search for a fountain
That promises forever young
Some people need three dozen roses
And that's the only way to prove you love them
Hand me the world on a silver platter
And what good would it be
With no one to share
With no one who truly cares for me

[Chorus:]
Some people want it all
But I don't want nothing at all
If it ain't you baby
If I ain't got you baby
Some people want diamond rings
Some just want everything
But everything means nothing
If I ain't got you, you, you
Some people want it all
But I don't want nothing at all
If it ain't you baby
If I ain't got you baby
Some people want diamond rings
Some just want everything
But everything means nothing
If I ain't got you, yeah

(Instead of grinding he starts really getting into the song)

[Outro:]
If I ain't got you with me baby
So nothing in this whole wide world don't mean a thing
If I ain't got you with me baby

MIKE- (Sitting there clinging to Jacob who is trying to push Mike off him) Now it's my turn, it's all for you Jakie Poo.

Mike up on the stage.

MIKE- (Staring over at Jacob and starts doing pelvic thrusts into the air)

Don't think we ever really got it right (Got it right)
Both you and I have always kept it bottled up inside
Can you show me what it feels like? (Feels like)
To give yourself away (Why can't I hold on?)

There's no one around who picks me up when I'm down,
Like you do (Why can't I hold on?)
And when you can't hear a sound will the silence drown you too?

[Chorus:]
Who's going home with you tonight?
Was it real or am I part of your collection?
Have you crossed the line?
Who's going home with you tonight?
Oh I feel that you're an open invitation
Is this how we say goodbye?

(Gets off the stage and goes over to Jacob's table and starts singing to him)

Keeping secrets somewhere down below (Down below)
I wish you had the heart to tell me that you sold your soul
So many things you couldn't let me know (Let me know)
You had to run away (Why can't I hold on?)

There's no one around who picks me up when I'm down,
Like you do (Why can't I hold on?)
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And when you can't hear a sound will the silence drown you too?

[Chorus:]
Who's going home with you tonight?
Was it real or am I part of your collection?
Have you crossed the line?
Who's going home with you tonight?
Oh I feel that you're an open invitation
Is this how we say goodbye? (Who's going home with you tonight?)

Goodbye! (Who's going home with you tonight?)
Can you tell me what is wrong and what is right?
Who's going home with you tonight?

Why can't I hold on to you?
Why can't I hold on to you? (Why can't I hold on to you?)
It's getting harder to sit here alone
And I've been waiting, I've been waiting, but you still ain't home
I have never ever felt so low
I've been thinking, I've been thinking, of where did you go?

[Chorus:]
Who's going home with you tonight?
Was it real or am I part of your collection?
Have you crossed the line?
Who's going home with you tonight?
Oh I feel that you're an open invitation
Is this how we say goodbye? (Who's going home with you tonight?)

[Outro:]
Goodbye! (Who's going home with you tonight?)
Can you tell me what is wrong and what is right?
Who's going home with you tonight?

EDWARD- What the? (Turns around and is staring at Mike who is currently trying to give Jacob a lap dance)

JACOB- (Picks Mike up and throws him on the floor and stands up over him) What!!

MIKE- (In the fetal position on the ground and is whimpering)….WHY?!?!

JACOB- (Turns to Edward) Let's get out of this place.

MIKE- All I ever did was love you!!!

A.N. Thanks for reading this guys, I hope you liked it!! Okay I know this is a lot to ask for, but could I at least get 3-5 reviews before I put up the next chapter!!! Thanks!!!

Chelsea