Hey, it's me!
Ugh if there's anything wrong with this story like too tight paragraphs (which I suspect to be true) pm me about it. Believe me, I did NOT type them that way, my computer is just crappy. ;-;.
Anyways, I just wanted to say that this story is one of the best stories I have ever though of in my whole entire life.
Not kidding.
It's great, and seeing some other gamer fics that used Singing as a power, I decided I'll use it too.
Also, I just realized that I forgot to post Saitama's current stats at the end of the last chapter, but you should be satisfied since I basically did that throughout the whole chapter.
I've decided that if I tell his stats near the end of the chapter that I won't put them at the end, because that would be pointless, and I don't do pointless things.
Anyways, on with the story!
Actually, before the story starts I have to tell you guys something.
That something is that I decided to put a song at the beginning of each chapter if I can, but not all chapters will have songs beginning them, so brace yourselves.
That's all I have to say in the incredibly long A/N.
Let us continue on with this story past my petty squabbles!
ONWARDS!
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"Hey, hey, hey
I got a condo in Manhattan
Baby girl, what's hatnin'?
You and your self invited
So gon' and get to clappin'
Go pop it for a pimp, pop-pop it for me
Turn around and drop it for a pimp, drop-drop it for me
I'll rent a beach house in Miami
Wake up with no jammies (nope)
Lobster tail for dinner
Julio serve that scampi
You got it if you want it, got, got it if you want it
Said you got it if you want it, take my wallet if you want it, now
Jump in the Cadillac
(Girl, let's put some miles on it)
Anything you want
(Just to put a smile on you)
You deserve it baby, you deserve it all
And I'm gonna give it to you
Cool jewel be shining so bright
Strawberry champagne on ice
Lucky for you, that's what I like, that's what I like
Lucky for you, that's what I like, that's what I like
Sitting by the fire at night
Silk sheets and diamonds all white
Lucky for you, that's what I like, that's what I like
Lucky for you, that's what I like, that's what I like
I'm talkin' trips to Puerto Rico
Say the word and we go
You can be my freaka
Girl, I'll be a fleeko, mamacita
I will never make a promise that I can't keep
I promise that your smile ain't gon' never leave
Shopping sprees in Paris
Everything twenty-four karats (twenty-four karats)
Take a look in that mirror (take a look)
Now tell me who's the fairest
Is it you? (is it you?) is it me? (is it me?)
Say it's us (say it's us) and I'll agree, baby
Jump in the Cadillac
(Girl, let's put some miles on it)
Anything you want
(Just to put a smile on you)
You deserve it baby, you deserve it all
And I'm gonna give it to you
Cool jewel be shining so bright
Strawberry champagne on ice
Lucky for you, that's what I like, that's what I like
Lucky for you, that's what I like, that's what I like
Sitting by the fire at night
Silk sheets and diamonds all white
Lucky for you, that's what I like, that's what I like
Lucky for you, that's what I like, that's what I like
You say you want a good time
Well here I am baby, here I am baby
Talk to me, talk to me, talk to me
Talk to me, tell me what's on your mind
What's on your mind
If you want it, girl, come and get it
All this is here for you
Tell me baby, tell me, tell me baby
What you tryna do
Cool jewel be shining so bright
Strawberry champagne on ice
Lucky for you, that's what I like, that's what I like (that's what I like)
Lucky for you, that's what I like, that's what I like
Sitting by the fire at night
Silk sheets and diamonds all white
Lucky for you, that's what I like, that's what I like (that's what I like)
Lucky for you, that's what I like, that's what I like"
Saitama is found dancing to the words he's singing, not paying attention to his surroundings at all.
This was quite a feat since all around him were crazy birds and evil prisoners.
But the thing is, he's used to it, since he's been in the wretched prison of Impel Down for a whole month.
'To be honest with myself, I'm surprised I'm still alive.' Saitama thinks. By now he was a veteran prisoner and mostly safe from death, but he knew 90% of the newbies die within a few days. He considered himself very lucky.
Sing has leveled up to level 100!
Sing is now level max!
Saitama cheers in happiness. It'd taken him a month to get the troublesome skill up, but now all his hard work and humming was paying off.
He immediately sits down though, the feeling of happiness not lasting long enough for him to even properly register them.
Not knowing exactly what to do, Saitama decides to check his stats, staring proudly at the huge increase in them.
Name: Saitama (No last name)
LVL; 49 (200/275)
Age; 6
Title; Prisoner of Impel Down
Sub-Title; Beast Food
HP; 450 (0.9/Minute)
MP; 765 (1/Minute)
Stat Points; 490
STR; 41 (-2)= 39
VIT; 57 (-1) = 56
AGIL; 44 (-1)= 43
INT; 51
WIS; 45
LUK; 30 (-2)= 28
Skills- (I'm only saying new ones or ones that changed, remember!)
Physical Endurance- (Passive) LVL MAX (LVL 100)
Congrats you are completely resistant to all physical attacks, yay!
100% resistance to all physical attacks
Non-Physical Attack Endurance, (Passive) LVL MAX (LVL 450)
Oh. My. God. Nothing Non Physical hurts you. How do you do it?
100% Resistance to all Non Physical Attacks
Barrier (Passive) LVL MAX (LVL 500)
You have a magical barrier so strong that you don't even have to use it, because it's always there.
-Passively Protects against all damage, Physical or Non Physical.
Saitama cringes, remembering how hard it was to Max out Physical, Non Physical Endurance, and barrier. He had to throw himself into horrendous training to Max those out, training that will never be spoken of.
Sing, (Active) LVL MAX (LVL 350)
Your a master singer. Any word that comes out of your mouth is like a beautiful song.
Weather Resistance (Passive)- LVL 20 (5%)
Resisting Natural Disasters such as tornados, floods, Lava or just really cold temperatures aren't that hard anymore. You are only frazzled now.
80% Resistance to Extreme Temperatures.8% Resistance to Physical Attacks.
Advanced Mixed Martial Arts (Evolved to Mid Term Mixed Martial Arts when Beginner got MAX LVL, (50) and then to advanced one Mid Term hit LVL 50 MAX as well.) (Active)-LVL 38
Hit in surprising ways. Many, Many surprising ways. You are very good and have few opening I. your defense and offense now.
Passive Effects
-Passively Increases DEX by 15
-Passively Increases STR by 15
-Passively Increases AGIL by 15
Subskills
-Punch, LVL MAX (LVL 50)
-Kick, LVL MAX (LVL 50)
-Shoulder Throw, LVL MAX (LVL 25)
-Leg Sweep, LVL MAX (LVL 15)
-Guard, LVL MAX (LVL 20)
-Roundhouse Kick, LVL MAX (LVL 30)
-Arm Lock, LVL MAX (LVL 20)
-Leg Lock, LVL MAX (LVL 25)
-Neck Lock, LVL MAX (LVL 45)
-Neck Chop, LVL MAX (LVL 40)
Sneak (Active)- LVL MAX (MAX was level 200)Ok, you don't just sneak around anymore. You could be right in someone's face and they wouldn't notice you there. Your an absolute master in the form of sneaking.
-Increases Stealth by 100%
-Decreases scent by 100%
-Makes sneak attacks 100% successful and if wished nearby people gain the 'dizziness effect for 30 seconds.
Trickery (Passive)- LVL MAX (MAX LVL was 100)
You trick people. They can't tell the difference between when you lie and tell the truth. In fact, you are so good at lying and tricking people that you sometimes trick yourself. Idiot.
-Passively Increases Lying by 100%
Free-Running (Running evolved once it got MAX at LVL 250) (Active)- LVL 203
Yay, you are free! You can jump, glide, slide, kick, punch or anything with this style of running because you won't stop running In the slightest.
Dancing (Active)- LVL MAX (LVL 250)You can dance more awesomely than the most famous pop idol. They seem like street rats in comparison.
-Passively Increases footwork by 100%
Saitama, Very proud that he had gotten every battle skill for hand to hand combat from his time in prison, smirked in unending pride.
He also learned to use a sword, but didn't practice it very much. Just enough to make it decent.
Sword Mastery, (Passive) LVL 20 How well you can handle a blade during combat. Passively Boosts Swordsmanship by 20%
He didn't plan on fighting with weapons, but you never knew.
He also found out that he has telekinetic powers. Cool, right! He even got skills for it, which he of course Maxed.
Telekinesis, (Active) MAX (LVL 75)
It's every kid's dream! You can perfectly move stuff with your mind!
Telepathy- (Active) MAX (LVL 75)
You can read people's minds clearly and even dive deeper into their thoughts, but your kind of a creepy stalker if you do that so try not to, kay?
Getting past the taunting descriptions, Saitama decided that this 'Gamer Power,' which he had determined to be real and not poison isn't so bad.
It was making him strong. So strong that none of the birds in Impel Down could even challenge him anymore, a simple punch to the head would have them down for good.
But for Saitama this isn't enough. He wants more power. But for the month he had been forced to train discreetly so that his captors didn't get suspicious, which was pretty hard and it cut the amount of training he could do In half.
But he didn't expect the power that came, not at all. That morning, he was out doing his daily demon bird killing sessions when the blue screen came up, right after he killed the last bird of the mob he was killing.
You have leveled up!
Saitama smirks, Happy that he was now level 50 even.
But right after this screen fades away upon Saitama swiping it away, another screen replaces it which startles Saitama.
The next screen had a moderately long text to it, but it was so interesting that Saitama's jaw literally dropped after he read it.
Thanks to your first power chosen, and upon reaching level 50, you shall receive another special power. However, this power shall come at a random, a combination of your LUK and just plain fate. Talk the wheel once to spin. Tap again to stop rotation.
Then it next showed a picture of a wheel, with many things labeled on it. Around 100 things to be exact.
Saitama saw many abilities that he would love to have, but decided to leave it up to fate. He taps the wheel, making it start to spin.
The boy waits for a little while and then taps again, making the thing slow down slowly before finally coming to a stop on one of the abilities.
Saitama had closed his eyes in anticipation when he tapped the second time, eager to know what awesome power he'd gotten. Saitama cracked his eyes open, hoping beyond hope that the power wasn't lame.
He was NOT disappointed.
Congratulations, you have received the best ability with a chance of getting spin on of 0.0001% chance! Don't even ask how you got it. One Punch (Passive) LVL 0 (0%)Hard to explain, but basically this power makes you the strongest thing ever in existence. Ever. Does not use MP. Has unlimited stamina. Is not recommended for use unless eyes are good enough to keep up with body.-Passively Makes self able to punch through buildings with only a few scratches on the knuckles.
Saitama gapes even more than a fish could dream of to gape, staring at the screen like it was the most important thing ever.
Which it was.
Grinning savagely, Saitama knew exactly what he was going to be leveling until max level.
That's when another screen pops up, another one following snort afterwards.
Due to receiving the One Punch power in Wild Beast Underworld, will not be able to use ability until out of Wild Beast Underworld. May use ability if you comes back to Wild Beast Underworld, however, just not this time. Also, Due to pure unluckiness, you have lost this power. Congrats!
Saitama shouts out so many curses that a sailor would stare at him in disbelief.
'So, let me get this straight. Due to my luck, I lose this godlike power? What the (censored) is (censored) up with that! (censored) Troublesome!' He thinks, sighing after his rant.
Meanwhile, Very, Very far away in another land-
"A-Choo!"
"Are you ok Shikamaru?"
"Yeah I'm good Choji, I just had a troublesome thought."
"And what is that thought?"
"Someone is talking about me and going through something most troublesome."
Shikamaru shivers at the thought.
Back with Saitama-
Saitama groans, but eventually accepts the fact that he wouldn't be able to have an awesome new ability.
Steeling his determination, he remembers the part it said about him needing great eyesight. Deciding to at least take on part of it's legacy, he stares at the wall for three hours straight while on his crappy sand bed.
Due to staring at the wall for three hours straight, he gained three new skills.
Eye Speed, (Passive) LVL 5 (74%)
The speed of which the eye can move. Helps with tracking high speed objects that you would otherwise not be able to follow with your eyes.
-Increases vision speed by 2%
Eye Sharpness, (Passive) LVL 7 (25%)The details that you catch with your eyes, as every little detail counts. Could be considered as super deduction once levels high enough. (I'll give a cyber high five anyone who can guess which anime that came from. I'll tell at the end of this chapter)
-Increases chance of catching usually unnoticeable details by 2.8%
Night Vision, (Passive) LVL 3 (88%)Ok, this doesn't even need an explanation as you are an idiot if you don't know what Night Vision is. Don't fall while testing this power out!
-Increases Vision during Nighttime by 1.2%
Saitama closes the screen and runs back to his cell, determined to get even more powerful before his escape attempt.
After all, the level of the warden was 42, and although Saitama is confident he could beat him, he wasn't confident that he could do that and escape as well.
And so, tearing through any demon birds that passed him on his way back, Saitama made it back to his dwelling with no problems.
When he got inside, he said hello to his fellow inmates. Which were actually just skeletons, since they had died from starvation and heat long ago.
"Hey Rusty, how ya doing? And Phil, Happy Birthday man! Rob, what's up with that hat of yours?..." Saitama rambled, clearly a hit insane since he was talking to dead people's skeletons.
But all that could be found on Saitama's facial expression would be a Savage smirk. A Savage smirk that sang only one song-Lust for power, and greed to know more than he already did. 'I'll definitely get stronger!' This was all defined by an unbreakable will.
Saitama's crazy laughter was heard by all of his neighbor cellmates that were still alive. They would remember the laugh for the rest of their short lives, as it was the most insane thing they had ever heard.
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Done!
Phew, I love this story way too much, there's no way that I could focus more of my attention on a different story. Don't get me wrong, I'll still be updating being a bad guy isn't so bad soon, but this story takes priority as it is the most interesting.
I already know that some of you are going to complain about him getting too OP too quickly, and let me just say this now, but I made this a OP/godlike fic for a reason, folks. It's not one of those slow moving, long chapter fics that I've read. It's fast moving and the main character gets strong fast. So don't review about that as I have answered that question.
If you see anything majorly wrong about this chapter or anything and all that jazz, pm me pls, instead of reviewing it. I really appreciate the constructive criticism, though, as I know that none of them are flames, and I'm considering the review when I write as well.
Hope you enjoyed, and since I just posted a list of Saitama's skills and stats that took me hours to complete and check for grammar and such, I won't be posted them at the end of this chapter.
That's all I've got to say for now other than to vote in the stupid pole for being a bad guy isn't so bad! I'm getting quite a bit of reviews a month for it, but yet only one of you guys have voted in the poll. I will not update being a bad isn't so bad again once I get past the Hunter x Hunter world because I need more votes. Sorry about his but it's necessary.
So, yeah, chapter four of it will still be coming out shortly.
Ah, yeah, I said I'd tell where I got the part from, and I got it from bungo stray dogs, woo-hoo!
Bai for now, Brock the awesome dude is out! (Fo-...mwaaaahhahahahahaha! (Curse it all, I think I have evil laughter-it is...)