The rest of the weekend was hell for Kyle as he was forced to wear that suit again practice his Hebrew and attend a Hebrew class for 3 hours on the Sunday only good thing was that Francis was their as his Bar Mitzvah was later that year too so him and Kyle kinda hung out their but really Kyle wished he was hanging out with Stan and Kenny as they were going to the cinima and then to sizzler s later and no doubt they'd be having great fun and also Kyle heard a lot of shouting and laughing from the street so he looked out his window and as his room was at the front he could see his friends playing with a ball later that evening all laughing yelling and chasing it but instead of being out on the early summer sunshine Kyle was stuck inside studying for his Bar Mitzvah and at time she he so wished he wasent Jewish as he wouldn't have to go through with this
Soon Monday came and Kyle was still not in a good mood even though he tried to hid it
' Oh man you missed a really good weekend it was so damn funny you'd have wet yourself laughing ' Said Stan glancing at Cartman who blushed scarlet
' Shut up will you they changed the cinima seats that's all I was fine in them before wish they'd stop rearranging the furniture ' Cartman said
' Yeah like what ever face it cartman you got fatter that's why you got stuck ' Said Stan laughing
' Why what happened what did I miss ..? Asked Kyle looking at his friend
" Oh God it was so funny we. nearly got thrown out for laughing too you know how we went to the cinima yesterday well we went to see the new Dispicable me movie with the minions and Cartman got stuck in the pop up seats he couldn't move omg it was so darn funny more funny than the movie it took like 10 minutes for Kenny and me to pull him out and he spilled all his juice and candy on the floor and even wanted to pick it up too saying the floor was clean gross ' Stan said
' Ewooo Cartman that's disgusting and you have got fatter ' Kyle said poking Cartman and making him growl a bit
' Get off me Jew boy so where were you then stuck at home with mommy and daddy being the good little Jew boy training for your Barf misfsha or what ever you call it ' Cartman said slamming his locker door shut after eating an handful of cheesy poofs
" Its called a Bar Mitzvah cartman that's B_A_R _ M_I_T_V_A_H do I need to spell it out for you and it's no one to your business anyway cos your not invited your the last person I'd want their as knowing you you'd turn up dressed as bloody Hitler and start making Holocaust jokes and upsetting my family ' Said Kyle trying not to get mad
' Fuck you I don't wanna go to your dumb what ever you call it cos I'm going to Casa Bonitos so na na na na na na na and your not going ' Sang Cartman in a childish way making Stan and Kyle roll their eyes as they walked away
' So no Kenny I see today wonder where he is ' Said Kyle as they headed into the classroom and took their seats and seen Kenny"s empty desk
' Nope oh knowing Kenny he'll skip school again he hardly ever comes to classes now law into himself that kid ' Sighrd Stan
' Yeah I guess he's got so much freedom too he's lucky ' Kyle sighed feeling a bit jealous of Kenny as no one ever told him what to do Kenny was his own boss and did what he wanted to when he wanted to
' So what's up Kyle you seem a bit down is everything okay ..? Asked Stan picking up on Kyles mood as Kyle sighed o,aging with his pen a bit
' I dunno really maybe not ' Kyle sighed
' Problems at home come on you can tell me we're super best friends always have been always will be so wanna share " Said Stan touching his friends arm
' Oh it's just my parents controlling my life and they said I can't come camping with you guys in the summer break iv to go to Israel for a month " Sighrd Stan
" OMG Israel what's out their that's the Middle East and isn't their fighting out their along the Gaza Strip with the Israelis and Palestinians sure it's in the news it's really dangerous out their people getting killed and that ' said Stan worried
" Yeah I know that but the area where we're going is safe mom says otherwise we wouldn't go and anyway she says iv to have a second Bar Mitzvah their for my family over their that can't come to the States and iv to attend 2 more Bar Mitzvah s their also ' Kyle said signing
' Oh man that sucks your gonna miss a good summer too can't you say you don't wanna go or something ..? Asked Stan as Kyle shook his head blowing a curl out his eye
' Yeah right I'd have a better chance of being the damn pope or the Queen of England you know my mom and what she is like so nope I'll need to go like it or not oh and that's another thing I'm not allowed to get my hair cut ' Said Kyle sighing tugging at a curl
' What why you always get your hair cut back around this time of year or even earlier I'm suprised it's like that even now " Stan said touching Kyles hair
' Well iv to get a small trim but mom wants my fro for photos and videos and that she might let me get it trimmed again before we go to Israel but she said the fro stays this year and she knows I hate it but I can't go and get it cut behind her back as she's earned all the salons not to take me unless she's their as she knows what I'm like I'd get it all buzzed or something ' Kyle said
' That sucks it seems she is ruling your life she could at least give you a little freedom like my mom gives me ' Stan said as Kyle sighed
' Yeah now you know why I'm kinda jelious of Kenny he's his own boss and no one bosses him around ' Kyle said
' I know but would you really want Kenny"s life he had a home life from hell we all know that ' Stan said making Kyle sigh
' No maybe not but he has more freedom know what I mean ' Begun Kyle before the teacher cut them off
' Stan Kyle do we have a problem ..? Asked the teacher who had now replaced Garroson
' Er no Miss sorry ' Said Stan looking up
' Well then I'm sure what your talking about. can wait till break but in the meantime please I want your attention or maybe some detention will help you ' The teacher said making Cartman and Craig snigger a bit
' Er sorry Miss Wallace ' Said Kyle sighing
The rest of the day really passed uneventful and Kyle filled Stan in on bits and pieces of his problems when he had the chance but he waited till lunchtime to talk as that was the longest break they got and also at the lunch table to their surprise Kenny turned up too probably for lunch and the fact that Stan and Kyle always brought extra to feed him as they knew maybe that be the only decent food he'd get that day
' Wow well look what the cat dragged in do you guys smell a bad smell like poor people ' Taunted Cartman making Kenny angry
' Shut the fuck out fatass before I smash your ducking teeth down your throats ' threatend Kenny before sitting down and smiling at Stan and Kyle
' Hey dudes so what's the latest then what did I miss ' Said Kenny flashing a grin and giving Kyle a wink
' Oh not a lot really telling Kyle about yesterday in the cinima and Cartman stuck in the chair ' Stan said making Kenny laugh a bit
" Oh fuck yeah that was a classic I nearly pissed myself laughing took ages for us to pull him out he was stuck fast and we nearly got thrown out for laughing no wonder it was so damn funny " Laughed Kenny slapping the table
' Did not get stuck so stop lying poor piece of crap ' Yelled Cartman
' Did so admit it your getting to fat for those seats fatass bit omg Kyle you should have been their it was so funny ' Kenny said laughing
' Yeah so I heard and wish I could have but had a lot on and mom needed me at home also I'm not gonna be able to hang out with you guys as much really ' Said Kyle explaining to Kenny why and also about not being able to go to Starks pond camping
' What fuck that You need to stand up for yourself Kyle don't let your parents push you around all the time damn you got no freedom at all I bet some guy sitting on death row has more freedom than you " Kenny said with a look of shock on his face
' Id love to have more freedom but you know what my mom is like she's mega strict and she treats me if I'm coming up for 3 not 13 " Kyle said
' well then tell her to back off a bit give you more room she can't control. you forever you know damn if I had your parents I'd tell them where to go no one pushers me around I'm my own boss and I make my rules you need to stand up to them more Kyle don't let them walk all over you " Kenny said giving Kyle food for thought