Yes I know this is a relatively short Chapter, but I'm trying to juggle this and Electric Vengeance, so bare with me here.
Pikachu's eyes snapped open when he heard the laughter of the girls downstairs. He blinked, realizing they weren't asleep next to him. He then got up and decided to take care of the normal stuff, (shower, brushing his teeth, giving his fur an extra groom, exedra) before he went downstairs. When he arrived at the kitchen, he saw Ash and the 4 female Pokemon sitting at the table. The girls were laughing at stories that Ash happened to be telling them.
"And sure enough, when the Scyther slashed at him, he raised the ketchup bottle in pure instinct, blocking it while slicing the bottle open. Some of the Ketchup got into the Sycther's eyes and it started freaking out, going on a rampage…but Pikachu could care less. He was more worried about the ketchup bottle which was broken in half. I'm not joking. His eyes were literally a river of tears at his destroyed condiment."
All 4 girls started pounding on the table in their hysteria while Pikachu's eyes narrowed. He then spoke to the surprise of the 5.
"Oh you think THAT'S a funny story, but I got one that can trump it. So it was like my 2nd, maybe 3rd day traveling Kanto with Ash, and we arrived in Viridian Forest. The idiot that I call my trainer tried to catch a Pidgeotto with a simple pokeball. Not bothering to use any Pokemon to weaken it or anything. He just lobs an empty ball at the bird, thinking it would work."
All 4 girls began to laugh hysterically at the tale. Pikachu smirked before he spoke;
"Oh wait, I'm not done yet. So when the poke ball fails like we all knew it would, the dumb ass tries to weaken it with a Caterpie."All girls' widened their eyes as grins stretched on their faces before they all fell out of the chairs they were sitting in and began rolling on the ground, cackling like Mightyenas. Ash sighed before he spoke;
"It was my 3rd day in! I was inexperienced! Leave me alone."
Pikachu smirked as he spoke;
"Inexperienced? My friend, during our Kanto journey, you suffered severely to a syndrome I call the 'Max Maple Syndrome'. It's where you claim to know all about life and what you're doing when the true fact is that you're a bloody imbecile."
That comment caused Glaceon to laugh even harder, as she knows Max, and saw how arrogant he was. Ash rolled his eyes as he spoke;
"I got better as I grew more experienced."
Pikachu snickered as he spoke;
"I'll give you that. You did get better through trial and error…mainly error."Ash rolled his eyes before he spoke;
"I noticed that I forgot to get inflatable mattresses for you girls, so I apologize if you were uncomfortable sleeping."
Emolga smirked as she spoke;
"Oh don't worry about it. We slept perfectly fine. I admit, it was a little cold, but when you have an electric mouse to curl up next to, it warms you up almost instantly."The other 3 girls nodded with smirks of their own on their faces while Ash raised an eyebrow at Pikachu who groaned as he spoke;
"Don't ask. For the love of all things holy, just don't ask."Ash raised his hands up in mock defeat as he spoke;
"I won't ask. Anyway, I'm glad you girls had fun."
They all smiled while Pikachu had to resist the urge to smash his face against the table. The girls may have had fun, but Pikachu was woken up constantly late in the night because the girls kept trying to cuddle with him in their sleep.