Me: Hola Muchachas and Muchachos! Welcome back to the Victorious Interview 2.0! Unfortuanetly, I have no dares for you today, but plenty of questions! So, lets get this party started!
Jade: Who the hell was that girl that crashed the interview last time? And why did she look almost exactly like me?
Me: Moving on! Our first question is from sniv1993: " Jade, Cat, Tori, What do you guys think about Cori, Cade, and Jori? "
Jade: Jori?
Tori: Cori?
Cat: Cade?
Me: * Sighs * Jori is Jade and Tori together, Cori is Cat and Tori together, and Cade is Cat and Jade together.
Jade, Tori, and Cat: Ohh.
Me: Yeah.
Tori:..Um..Well, I think Cori sounds kind of cute, BUT JUST FOR THE FANDOM.
Me: Borinngggggg! What about Jori?
Tori: Um...Well...
Jade: What Vega? You think I'm not good enough to date?
Tori: No! I'm just saying...Well...I mean it sounds interesting...I guess...
Jade: * Smirks * Aw..Vegas gotta crush on me..
Tori: I DO NOT! I was just stating my opini-Oh...Forget it...
Me: God I love my job..
Andre: And we hate it.
Me: * TAZERS ANDRE *
Andre: AHHH! I'M SORRY! I'M SORRY!
Me: * Grins * Anyways, and what about cade?
Tori: Hm..Well, if Cat and Jade..you know...rolled that way, I think they'd make a cute couple.
Cat: Thanks Tori!
Jade: Why..WHY DID I SIGN THAT STUPID CONTRACT?
Me: Ok! Jade, what do you think about Cade?
Jade: It sounds dumb. Me and Cat have nothing in common. Execpt we both love to sing.
Cat: I thought we were best friends...* Starts to cry *
Jade: * Gets worried * Oh no...No! No! No! I'm sorry! OK? Cat! We are best friends! Please don't cry!
Cat: * Giggles * Ok! Love you Jadey!
Jade: * rolls eyes * Yeah, yeah..
Beck: Aww..Jade has a soft side.
Jade: * Sneers * Watch it Oliver
Me: How about Jori?
Jade: NO.
Me: That's not really an ans-
Jade: NO!
Me: Okay! Okay! Jeez..And what about Cori?
Jade: Meh..Sounds ok.
Me: Alrighty then. Cat what do you think about-
Cat: I love them all! I think they all sound cute!
Me: I see...Which is your favorite?
Cat: Cade!
* Jade raises her eyebrows *
Me: Oh...So you'd like to date Jade huh?
Cat: * blushes * U-Um..N-No..I mean..It's just cuz she's so pretty. But I like boys! And so does she! But if I liked girls I'd totally go for Jade! She's hot!
* Evreryone except Jade is taken aback *
Jade: *smirks* So you think I'm hot Cat?
Cat: * Fidgets and Blushes * Well...You know...As a friend...
Jade: What's a matter kitty? You wana come over here and give Jade abig o'l kiss? * Makes Kissy face *
Cat: * Blushes even harder * JADE STOP IT! * Hides under chair *
* Jade and I laugh *
Me: I knew there was a reason your my favorite Jade!
Beck: Um..Can we get back to the Interview please?
Me: Ok, Ok. Next question is for Jade. And it's from Beware I Like Pizza.
Jade: Real creative.
Me: Shush! BILP asks, " Jade, how DID you get that shrimp in Tori's bra? "
Jade: * Grins * Easiy. I offered her sister a 100$ giftcard to Symones to do it for me.
Tori: What! My sister sold me out for shoes? Why dosen't that suprise me?
Me: It really shouldn't...Ok, one more question for...MR. BECK! From jade2010, " How would you feel about Andre' and Jade being together? "
*Andre and Jade look awkardly at eachother *
Beck: Well...I guess...I'd be a little upset..But were broken up so..that's her choice. But, he's my best friend so, I'd learn to live with it..
Me: That's sweet..Boring. But sweet.
Robbie: How come me and Cat haven't gotten alot of questions or dares?
Cat: * Sits back on her chair * Yeah!
Me: I don't know. Mabey you guys need to be cooler.
Cat: What's that supposed to mean!
Me: Here's a bag of bibble.
Cat: Yay! I love Bibble!
Me: Ok! That's all the time we have for now! Remember to send in questions and dares for EVERYONE! Allight? Happy Robbie?
Robbie: * Nods *
Me: Ok! Tune in next time! On The Victorious Interview 2.0! Thank you! Goodnight!
Who else liked the bit of Cade I threw in there? ;)