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The next day, in Tayare's room

As I woke up, I saw I was already twenty minutes late.

"Hinata, Temari, Tenten! Wake up!" I cried in a hurry, grabbing my brush and beginning the battle against my hair.

A quick look told me everyone was still in bed.

"Hey! We're going to be late! Hurry!"

I shook Tenten, who was closest by.

"Hn… What?" she asked, still half asleep.

"We're gonna be late for English!"

We all had English together, so Hinata, Tenten and Temari should al have been awake already.

"Oh, if it's only for that…" Tenten mumbled, "I'll go back to sleep."

I angrily turned around, to see Hinata sitting upright in her bed.

"Good, at least you're awake. Now do you know why they don't want to get out of their beds? Yesterday Temari was angry because I was only a few minutes late, and now we're twenty minutes late and no one worries!" I said, putting my hands on my hips and giving Tenten and Temari a disapproving look.

"W-well, it's English, and the teacher from English is K-Kakashi-sensei, and he's always late." Hinata answered.

I relaxed.

"Well, that changes everything!" I said. "I think I'll go take a shower."

Another twenty minutes later, in the classroom

"He's still not here?" I asked in disbelief as we entered the classroom.

"Nope," a guy with pineapple hair replied, before putting his head on his arms and closing his eyes again.

Tenten, now a lot more active, gave me a big smile saying "I told you so."

I sat down on the nearest chair, between Hinata and Temari, with Tenten sitting next to Hinata, and looked around me, observing the few other people present in the room.

There was the lazy guy with the pineapple hair, a pink-haired girl I remembered stumbling against in Science, a boy with an everpresent, obliviously fake smile on his face and a dead pale face and a loud boy with wild brown hair and tattoos on his face that was currently telling a story, illustrated with big gestures from his hands, to a blonde boy, who replied just as enthousiastic, and seemed semi-fanatic, with his hair sticking out in all directions, his wide smile, and the whiskers on his cheeks.

So few… But probably they're used to their teacher coming this late, and they all arrive at the last minute. But anyway, this works out well…

"Hey, Hinata," I asked quietly. "Do you know in which room that cocky, annoying jerk from the Akatsuki is?"

Temari overheard me and I saw her turning to me with a smirk on her face.

"And I am SO not a fangirl!" I said, without giving Temari the opportunety to tease me.

She pouted, but answered. "He's in room 14."

I smirked. "How do you know that Temari? And you even dare to think that I am a fangirl!"

"E-everybody knows the dorms of the A-akatsuki," Hinata said quietly.

I turned back to her, curious, and was just about to ask her why, when the door of the classroom opened and a bunch of kids hurried inside.

"Quick," some boy with long hair, that showed much resemblance with Hinata, said. "He's coming."

I assumed they meant the teacher, as they all hastily sat down and everybody became quiet.

A few seconds later, a man with silverly hair, wearing a mask that covered his mouth and one of his eyes, entered the room.

He smiled sheepishly, and declared: "I'm sorry I was too late. I got lost on the way of life."

OK, I begin to understand why they weren't hurrying to arrive on time. This guy probably came too late so many times he doesn't even bother anymore to come up with a decent excuse.

"THAT'S A LIE!" the whole class screamed.

Yeah, what I thought…

The remaining ten minutes of English passed quickly, as for History and Mathemetics, and before I knew it, it was already lunch time.

Yesterday, I'd missed lunch, as I'd received the permission the use the rest of the day to clean up the door of my room, along with Tenten, so I didn't quite know where to sit.

Holding my plate of food, I looked around to see if there was anyone I knew, and I saw Temari waving her hands to get my attention.

I smiled and began walking to her table, eying the people she was sitting with.

There was the guy with the paint on his face, that Temari had introduced as her brother. It took me some time to remember his name was Kankuro.

Next to Kankuro, there was a boy with red hair, a 'love' on his forehead and a completely blank face.

In front of him, a brown-haired girl was staring at him as if he was the only thing on earth, bending towards him and trying to get his attention.

I noticed neither Tenten nor Hinata were sitting at the table.

Apparently, they each had their own friends, even if they were sharing the same room.

As I looked around me once more to see where Tenten and Hinata were sitting, I noticed the entry of a group of boys, probably juniors or seniors.

Well, actually, it was quite difficult to miss. As soon as they entered the lunchroom and brutally walked to an empty table, everyone became quiet and quickly moved out of their way.

I'd have examinated them farther, observing one by one every member of that group, if it hadn't been for a certain blond boy to notice me and give me a cocky smirk.

I don't need to know any more, I thought as I quickly went to sit down next to Temari, that must be the Akatsuki.

Unfortunately, Temari had noticed me looking at the Akatsuki, and interpreted it completely the wrong way.

"So," she said, smiling, "fan of the Akatsuki?"

She must be saying this on purpose.

"Well, that boy there," I said, pointing, "I think you said his name was Deidara, painted the door of our room."

Temari frowned.

"What did you do to get him angry? It's never a good idea to make the Akatsuki angry."

I sighed, getting annoyed by the act I had to explain it a second time.

"I just insulted him and refused to get out of his way. So what? He's had his revenge and it's all over and forgotten."

At least, when I'll have had my revenge…

"Are you crazy? Considering that nobody ever stands in their way, what you did was much! He won't forget so easily!" Temari replied.

She did seem worried, but I thought I noticed a small glint of excitement in her eyes, as if she enjoyed it that someone had insulted the Akatsuki.

I rolled my eyes and snorted.

"It's only one person. He's bound to forget. Now could you please stop making it sound so much worse than it was?"

With those words, I took an apple off my plate and took a big bite, to let her know this conversation was over.

She got the hint and turned to the brown-haired girl, that was now staring down at her food, apparently having given up on attracting the red-haired boy's attention.

When I was sure no one was paying attention to me, I glanced at the Akatsuki table, curious.

I studied the members quickly, just to see who I'd have to avoid, but it seemed to me that the whole group wasn't there yet, ad there were still some open places and there were only six boys sitting there.

After a brief glance, I tapped Temari on her shoulder.

"Um, I have the feeling you're not gonna like this, but I, um… I kinda think there are two others of the Akatsuki that may have a reason to be angry with me…"

Kankuro grinned briefly, having heard what I said.

"Well, aren't you in trouble…" he said.

I glared at him.

"Oh, thanks so much for giving me hope."

Temari was now looking over at the Akatsuki table, before asking me: "Who? And what did you do?"

"I- Well, that guy with the grey hair, uh, I kinda hit him in the face."

Temari's eyes widened.

"You what?"

I had everyone's attention on our table, by now, and their mouths were practically hanging on the ground, except for the red-haired boy who was staring at me with a blank face.

OK, I'm becoming slightly worried by now… Maybe it's worse than I thought, after all…

"I kicked him in the face," I continued. "And then, well, he pushed me backwards, and I fell on that piercings freak. And I set his jacket on fire and afterwards, I refused to buy him a new one."

It was silent for a few seconds that seemed to be an eternity.

"Tayare," Temari said, "I think you better avoid ever meeting them again."

Kankuro snorted. "You set Pain's jacket on fire and refused to buy him a new one? I think leaving this school immediately is safer."

"Pain's their leader," Temari explained when I rose an eyebrow.

"I am so not leaving this school." I promptly said.

Not when I just moved here and my parents expect me to try my best.

"AND STOP LOOKING AT ME!" I screamed.

Everyone turned in my direction and I sweatdropped.

"What did I just say?" I asked.

After lunch, I had an off period, along with Hinata.

I decided it was a good opportunety to plan my revenge.

While Hinata did her homework, I sat on my bed, thinking.

"Hey, Hinata," I said. "It was room 14 in which the cocky jerk is, right?"

"W-which c-cocky jerk?" Hinata asked.

"There are two? I mean Dei- What was his name again? The one with the long blonde hair." I responded.

Hinata seemed to understand it was better for her if she didn't know what I was plotting, so she just answered.

"D-deidara is in room 13."

I frowned. "But, why did Temari say room 14, then?"

"T-there's another c-cocky jerk in the A-akatsuki. His name's H-hidan and he's in r-room 14."

I let out a relieved sigh.

Ouf, I nearly had the wrong room!

"Thanks, Hinata."

Hinata smiled slightly, before continuing her homework.

For the rest of the hour, I thought, planned and plotted, until I had completely worked out my plan of revenge.

There was, thought, one slight problem. I didn't bring all my pranking stuff, as I hadn't expected to prank again.

But I wasn't going to give up due to a lack of materials!

The hour passed by, and before I knew it, it was already time for my next period, History.

I slept through the whole lesson and woke up because of the bell.

Exited, I went to my room (in the record-time of only sixteen minutes), happy that the school day was over and that the moment I was going to pull my prank approached.

At ten 'o clock, in Tayare's room

"I'm really tired," I said. "I'm going to sleep."

Hinata had already gone to sleep at nine thirty, and I, Tenten and Temari were playing with some cards.

Tenten and Temari gave me a strange look, and I shrugged.

"What?" I asked.

"Well, yesterday and the day before you went to bed at- What? Twelve 'o clock?" Tenten said.

"You look as if you're up to something," Temari agreed.

They know me for- like two days, and they already know I never go to sleep this early? Jeez…

I lay my cards on the ground and stood up. "I don't go sleeping that late everyday, you know."

They seemed to accept that answer for now, at least, and I walked to the bathroom to change in my pyjamas.

I'm that kind of girl that doesn't really care about fashion, and my pyjamas were, in fact, a long baggy t-shirt that was way too big for me, and a pair of shorts.

After changing, I went sitting on my bed, listening to Tenten and Temari and hoping I wouldn't have to wait long for them to go to sleep.

At twelve 'o clock, in Tayare's room

I almost thought they were never going to fall asleep.

I even began to feel tired for real, and when they finally went to bed, I'd had to wait until they fell asleep as well.

Now I could hear the even breath of my roommates, and I knew they were sleeping deeply enough for me to quietly take my leave.

Picking up the trashcan filled with the stuff I'd prepared for my prank, I tiptoed to the door.

Being the clumsy person I was, I was completely stunned when I reached the door without making something fall or stumble over my own feet.

When I opened the door, Hinata suddenly went sitting upright, and I froze.

But apparently she was still half asleep, and she lay down again a few seconds later.

A light sleeper… I gotta pay more attention the next time.

Hang on! There won't be a next time, right!

Only this once, and after this, everything will be forgotten.

Right. (Not the sarcasm) (A/N: Did I give something away with that? : D)

As I quietly wandered through the deserted hallways leading to Deidara's room, I mentally repeated my plan.

There was only one flaw in it: Deidara's roomies would be pranked as well.

Of course, I'd tried to find a way not to prank them, but if I did it that way, I'd have to enter the room, thereby probably waking everyone, which did not go with my intentions of remaining anonymous. At all.

But it was fortunate, anyway, that I'd have to prank more than one person, because they wouldn't know who I'd wanted to prank, which would make the list of suspects a whole lot longer.

When I arrived by room 14, I checked twice to see if it was the right room, and, as the number on the door didn't change, I happily came to the conclusion it was the right room.

Good. I wouldn't want to prank the wrong person by mistake. It's good Hinata told me it was room 14.

I looked once more at the number on the door, still fearing it would change, and began with the preparations for my prank.

In fact, it was very simple.

I took the rope and attached it to the handle of the door of room 14.

The other end, was quickly tied around the handle of room 13, in front of number 14.

I took all of my remaining stuff out of the trashcan and filled it halfway with the water from a bottle that had been in the trashcan. I placed the trashcan so it was leaning against the door of room 14 and controlled once more the ropes.

When I was sure everything was at the right place, I took a smoke bomb from my pocket.

I took a deep breath and removed the rope from the door handle of room 14, but making sure I didn't untie the knot.

I held the rope firmly and suddenly opened the door, threw the smoke bomb inside and close the door in the same movement.

Seeing the smoke come from under the door, I hastily replaced the rope on the doorknob.

After a long time of thinking, I'd decided a smoke bomb was the best way to wake them without waking up all the rest of the people in this hallway as well. The smoke bomb exploded without too much noise, but it was loud enough to wake up the boys sleeping in the room.

I waited for a few seconds, to hear if everything went according to plan.

As I heard the noise of someone stumbling through the room, and some voices, I assumed it had worked.

Thus, I began with the next fase of the plan.

I spread the giant paper on the floor, taking my painting brush and scrabbling a short message on it.

I was interrupted by a loud noise and some cursing.

"What the f*ck? Why the f*ck is this f*ck*ng door not opening?"

Apparently, Deidara and his roomies were now trying to get out of their room, but couldn't open the door because the rope was tied to the doorknob of room 13.

I finished my message and left the paint and the brush on the floor, not wanting to keep something they could identify me with.

It was an old painting brush, after all, and there was almost no paint left.

With a satisfied smile, I opened my umbrella, and took the remaining smoke bombs from my pocket, along with a knife I'd borrowed from Tenten. And no, she didn't know I'd borrowed it, but I was planning on returning it!

In a few seconds, I'd cut the rope through.

The door opened, but the boys must've fallen backwards by the sudden disappearance of resistance, and the trashcan filled with water fell into the room, distracting their attention.

I threw all of my smoke bombs on the floor and held the umbrella above my head.

Due to the smoke, the boys couldn't see me clearly. I doubted if they could even see if I was a boy or a girl.

Of course, that applied the other way around as well. I couldn't see their faces.

Anyway, you know those things they often have in schools, restaurants and big public places, on the ceiling, that spray water in case of fire.

Well, I think you all saw it coming.

The smoke bombes activated those things, and the water sprayed down on the boys standing in the hallway, leaving them completely soaked.

When all of the smoke had disappeared, they were left staring at an empty hallway.

In Tayare's room

I entered my room, not really bothering about being quiet anymore, as the fire alarms were now going off.

Pretty proud about myself about having found my room in only seven minutes, I made a mental victory dance, hiding my umbrella under the bed before my half awakened roomies could suspect me from anything.

I hurried to my bed, where I yawned excessively and asked with an innocent voice: "Do you know what's happening? I already looking in the hallway, but I didn't see anything strange."

Revenge successful! Mwoeahahahaa! Tayare Nakono struck again!

In front of room 14, nobody's POV

"What just f*ck*ng happened?" a silver-haired guy asked to nobody in particular, stroking through his dripping hair.

"I have no idea," a boy with a mask before his mouth answered.

The third one only shook his head, that was white on one side and black on the other.

The door of room 13 opened and an exited boy, his face hidden behind a mask ran into the hallway.

He saw the soaked trio standing there and began waving his hands animatedly.

"Hey Hidan-san, Kakuzu-san and Zetsu-san, why are you all wet? Deidara-san, Sasori-san, come here! Tobi thinks they have been attacked!" Tobi screamed in an annoying, high pitched voice.

Deidara arrived second, throwing a glance at the soaked Akatsuki members and bursting out laughing.

Third arrived Sasori, who eyed all of them with his usual bored expression, before pointing at the note nobody seemed to have noticed yet.

"Apparently they left a message," he said in his monotone.

Everybody looked at the wet paper on the ground.

The paint was partly erased by the water, but the message could still be read, except for the signature, that was only a blurry mess.

I'm so sorry for two of you.

I only wanted to prank one of you, for reasons that aren't important.

Let's all forget about this now. I only got my revenge.

Many people know my name, but not here, and I don't intend on becoming famous, so you'll probably never be pranked again by me.

"What's the f*ck*ng signature? I can't read it!" Hidan asked, irritated.

"I think it begins with Na, but I can't read the rest." Deidara replied.

Zetsu bent closer to the note.

"The begin is definitely Nas, but the rest is unreadable," he declared. "No, it's definitely Noso," his black side answered.

"Look better, you see it's Nase… and something else."

"No, you can't read."

As Zetsu kept arguing with himself, Hidan was pacing around, angered.

"Things like this really irritate me," he said. "And when I'm irritated, I become angry, and when I'm angry, my blood begins to boil, and when my blood begins to boil-"

"Stop it, Hidan. Calm down." Kakuzu interrupted him.

"Anyway, we need to speak the leader." Hidan declared. "I have to find out who the f*ck did this; so I can take my f*ck*ng revenge."


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