Here's the second episode of this series! Enjoy!
*ikikurface, I have seen Boku no Pico and promised myself NOT to see it again. EVER! EV-ER! But thanks for the suggestions anyways. :)*
*I'm so surprised no one suggested Sherk is Love, Shrek is Life. I'm REALLY, REALLY surprised. O-O*
Smashers React to: Viral Videos!
This Episode: Luigi's Death Stare!
Rosalina and Luma was seeing Waluigi driving. "Oh, the eighth Mario Kart tournament," Rosalina noted. There was some music in the background though. "What's with the mu-" Then Waluigi got hit by a green shell.
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Male!Robin and Fem!Robin saw the hit in slow motion. Then they saw Luigi drive by, looking mad. "What's Luigi mad for?" they both asked.
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Luigi, HIMSELF, was frozen solid when the video came up on the screen. "Oh..." he managed to mutter.
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Link saw Luigi giving Luigi an uncomfortable look. "Uh..." he said. "What's Luigi giving that look for?"
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Fox McCloud saw the look Luigi's giving to Waluigi too. "Man, Luigi can make a COLD stare."
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Princess Peach said, "Ooooh. Luigi's stare." She saw the green-claded man look away and continue driving. "My, I remember when I first saw that look..."
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Rosalina and Luma then saw Mario holding a Bomb-Omb, but Luigi crashed into him, making the bomb explode on Mario. "Luigi in this tournament...I don't know what to say," she stated. The Luma said in its language, "*translation* He's mean?"
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The two Robins' jaws dropped as they saw him do that AND give that cold stare at him. "I've never seen Luigi so merciless..." stated Male!Robin.
"You got that right," added Fem!Robin.
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Luigi was still frozen solid. "I..." he said. "I..."
"You...?" Misty questioned.
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Link saw a red shell going to Baby Luigi and hitting him. "Hyrulian gods..." Link exclaimed. Luigi appeared, only to crash the poor baby's kart and gave him the stare again. "Is Luigi REALLY this merciless?!"
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Fox saw what happened. "Dang...even picking on the kids."
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Peach saw what happened. "Luigi!" she yelled. "That was mean! He's your baby-self for Pete's sake!"
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Rosalina and Luma saw Luigi grabbing a red shell and throwing it at a kart racer, who appeared to be Mario. The camera zoomed in to see Luigi giving him a death stare once again. Rosalina shrugged. "What WAS with Luigi in that tournament?" she asked.
"He's mean," the Luma said.
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Male!Robin began to laugh a little. Fem!Robin noticed. "What are you laughing for?" she asked him.
"Luigi's just being badass," he answered with a chuckle.
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Luigi saw Daisy and him racing near each other. Then, Luigi knocked her off the track and gave her his death stare. He face-palmed. "Mama mia...why me?"
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Link cocked an eyebrow. "He's pretty desperate to win, I take?" he questioned, unsure of what he's seeing Luigi as.
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Fox saw Luigi AGAIN throwing a red shell at Rosalina. It hit her as he was driving by her, giving her his death stare AGAIN. He chuckled a little. "Even Rosalina?!" he questioned in shock.
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Peach sighed. "Oh Luigi..."
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Rosalina's eyes widened. "I remember that! I remember that!" She was pointing at the screen as Luigi did his death stare again.
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"Even Rosalina?!" exclaimed Fem!Robin.
Male!Robin just shook his head, trying not to laugh. "Ah Luigi..." As they saw Luigi smile as he was going off the ramp, still having his look, Male!Robin burst into laughter. "It's like he WANTED to do it!"
Fem!Robin punched his shoulder. "How do you find this funny?!"
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Luigi saw Daisy on the screen throw a red shell at him. It hit him. Daisy hit a spiky thing, making her slow down. Meanwhile, Luigi gave her the stare. He stuttered, "I-I knew she was just playing around with me! I swear!"
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Link saw what happened. "Uh...payback, maybe?"
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Fox saw a red shell going to Mario and hitting him. "Always Mario," he stated.
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Peach saw Luigi crash into him, making him go off-course. He, OF COURSE, gave him that stare. "This is a competitive tournament, but Luigi took it too far!" she stated.
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Rosalina and Luma saw Luigi do a successful 360 spin after crashing into Mario and went back to driving. Then Mario appeared again. "Aren't Mario and Luigi good brothers?" she asked.
"*translation* Like I said, Miss Rosalina, he's a meanie!" the Luma stated.
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Fem!Robin saw Mario again. "What's up with him and Mario?" Luigi and Mario were driving side by side. They both looked at each other.
Male!Robin tried in a Mario voice, "Want a staring-a contest?" Fem!Robin giggled, then stopped and punched him at the shoulder again.
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Luigi saw Mario suddenly went off track. Luigi went back on driving. "I felt sorry for him! Honest!" he said.
"Sure you were..." Misty said in a barely audible tone.
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Link saw Mario and Luigi again and Luigi threw something that made him go off-course. He stared at Luigi as Luigi death-stared at him back. "He's cruel to his older brother, Hyrulian gods."
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Fox laughed. "Maybe he's mad at his brother for getting all the attention!"
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Peach saw Luigi crash into Daisy's kart and gave her the death stare ONCE AGAIN. "Luigi! You have enough attention, okay?!" she shouted. She sighed. "I wish I told him that..."
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Rosalina sighed. "I seriously don't know what was up with him in this tournament."
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Male!Robin asked Misty, "How long is this?" Fem!Robin was asking the same question.
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Luigi asked Misty, "Can I go-"
"No," she answered.
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Link saw a green shell appear and hit Baby Mario. He then crashed into him, giving him the death stare in progress. "Even Zant's face can't beat Luigi's cold stare," he stated.
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Fox said, "Hope he doesn't give this look to us while we're fighting him..."
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The video ended.
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"Well, that brought back memories of the tournament," Peach said. "Bad memories..."
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The Luma stated, "*translation* Man, Luigi was such a meanie in the tournament!". She said, "Yeah, he was..."
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Male!Robin asked himself, "Why do I find that funny?"
Fem!Roin hit his arm. "I'm asking YOU the same question!"
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Luigi was speechless, only saying, "Uuuuuuuuhhhhhhhhh..."
"Oh c'mon Luigi," said Misty. "You know that was you."
"N-no it wasn't!" he lied. "That was...an actor!"
The warrior host rolled her eyes. "SURE that was..."
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"Wow, I've never seen Luigi like that before..." Link said.
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Fox asked, "Do you know if Luigi's going to give that look to us?"
Question Time!
"So, how was the video?" Misty asked.
"Brought back memories, I'm not going to lie," Rosalina answered.
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"Was that REALLY Luigi?" Fem!Robin asked. Misty nodded.
"We've NEVER seen him like that..." added Male!Robin.
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Luigi sighed. "I was...taking the competition to a new level..." he stated.
"Oh really?" she questioned.
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"I've never seen a merciless Luigi in my life..." Link said.
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"I need to know that song in the background," Fox asked.
"Ridin' Dirty."
Fox gave a thumbs-up. "Got it."
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"That background music did describe Luigi in the tournament well," Peach stated. "He's riding dirty, which means he's riding meanly, right?"
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"Why would Luigi give such a stare to everyone?" asked Misty.
Rosalina shrugged. "Beats me."
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"Maybe he's desperate to win?" Fem!Robin predicted.
"Attention?" Male!Robin also predicted.
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"So, you said you're being competitive on a new level. Is that right, Luigi?"
Luigi nodded. "Yes. We give each other dirty looks all the time, so I thought I wanted to raise it to a new level."
"For what exactly?"
Luigi shrugged. "Just raising the competition."
"And knocking people off-course to raise the competition too?"
"Yes. But that and the stare was a stupid idea..."
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"Maybe he's taking the racing too seriously?" Link predicted.
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"Maybe to show that he can be better than his brother," Fox replied.
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"Luigi never told us why," Peach said. "Maybe I'll go ask him."
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"So, Luigi was brought here to react to his own actions..." Misty stated.
Rosalina's jaw dropped. "What?! Really?!" She crossed her arms. "Did he tell you why he was doing this?"
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"He said that he gave a cold stare to everyone and knocking them off-course to raise the competition. What do you think about that?" asked Misty.
Male and Fem!Robin began thinking. "That could work..." Fem!Robin stated.
"But I-we don't know if the racers took his actions seriously..." Male!Robin added.
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"Really?" asked Link. "I guess that's two ways to raise competition."
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"What?" said Fox. "That's the reason? Well, can't blame him."
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Peach cocked an eyebrow. "Really?! I mean, he DID raise the competition for the racing tournament a little..."
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"Raise competition?" Rosalina questioned. "Well, I guess I won't blame him for his actions." She petted the Luma.
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"How will you think your fellow racers would react if they knew why you gave them the stare and knocking them off-course?" Misty asked Luigi.
"Some of them won't forgive me, especially Mario..." Luigi replied.
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"This became popular all over the internet in just several days. Just a guess, what do you think the videos are called?" asked Misty.
"Um..." Rosalina was thinking. "Luigi's Competitive Actions?"
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"Luigi's Death Stare?" Male!Robin guessed.
"Merciless Luigi?" Fem!Robin also guessed.
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"What do you think the videos I showed you are called?"
"Luigi's Death Stare," Luigi replied.
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"Luigi's..." Link paused. He shrugged. "Stares?"
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"Luigi's Death Stares?" Fox guessed.
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"Luigi's Mean Stares?" Peach guessed.
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"The videos are called 'Luigi's Death Stare'," Misty said.
"Oh, I guess that makes sense," said Rosalina. "He looks about ready to murder someone."
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"I knew it!" Male!Robin said.
"Yeah, that looked like a death stare," Fem!Robin agreed.
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"I saw my videos, BUT WHY DO THEY HAVE TO BE VIRAL?!" asked Luigi, groaning.
"Welcome to the Internet, Luigi," Misty replied.
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"Death stare? Makes sense," Link said. "Even Ganondorf can't beat that."
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"'Death Stare' makes a LOT of sense," Fox stated.
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"Death stare? I guess I have to agree with the title," Peach said.
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"I'm just going to show you a GIF, or a Generated Image File, to show you that this isn't spreading through the internet by videos," Misty explained.
Rosalina nodded. "Okay." The Luma floated up in the air. The two saw Link from The Legend of Zelda: Skyward Sword falling down. "Okay, there's Link-" Suddenly, they saw someone else falling and it happened to be Luigi with his head on another person's body, carrying a blue shell with wings. "Oh no-" They then saw Link look up, had a shocked face, and Luigi blew him up with the shell. Rosalina and Luma started giggling. "Poor Link," Rosalina said.
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Both Robins were laughing as they saw the GIF again. "Poor Link..." they both said in union.
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Luigi laughed for a bit. "I'm going to admit, this IS pretty funny," he admitted.
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Link just sat there, dumbfounded as he saw the GIF go over again and again. "I...why?" he asked. "WHY?!"
"The Internet, that's why," Misty answered.
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Fox was laughing, as expected. "Imagine if that REALLY happened to him!" he said.
"Man, that would be hilarious..." Misty agreed, giggling a little himself.
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Peach giggled. "I actually wanted that shell to be an item for the tournament," she said.
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"Before you saw this, what have you thought about Luigi?" Misty asked.
"A bit cowardly, but kind," Rosalina answered.
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"He's a scaredy-cat, but he's a nice guy," Male!Robin answered.
"Yeah, he means well," Fem!Robin added.
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"He's nice, like his brother is," Link replied.
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"Nice guy," Fox answered. "But a bit of a coward too."
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"I think he's about as nice as Mario," Peach answered as she sighed dreamily. "Mario..."
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"All these videos have been uploaded and had millions of views. Why would people find this enjoying?" asked the warrior host.
"Because I'm sure no one has seen Luigi like that before," Rosalina answered.
"*translation* You got that right, Miss Rosalina," the Luma said.
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"Because...that FACE," Fem!Robin said. "That FACE."
"Definitely that face he's giving," Male!Robin added.
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"I never look so mean before, so people just watch it and see if that's really me?" Luigi guessed.
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"His death stare," Link answered. "Just his cold, merciless-looking death stare."
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"His death stare, DUH," Fox replied.
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"Maybe for his death look he gave to everyone?" Peach guessed. "Luigi is a nice man and it's rare for him to see that look."
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"Now, since you've seen this, would you want Luigi to give his death stare during the fights?" asked Misty.
Rosalina cocked an eyebrow. "How about no?" she answered.
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"No thanks..." Fem!Robin answered.
"Actually, yes," Male!Robin replied.
Fem!Robin looked at him in shock. "Why?!"
"So maybe our big tournament may have some attention?"
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"Will you give the Smashers your death stare?" Misty asked Luigi.
Luigi shook his head. "No! There's already enough competition in the 4th Smash tournament, okay?!"
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"No..." Link answered. "No way is he giving us that stare of his..."
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"Actually, yes, I would love to see him give his stare to any smasher," Fox answered, trying not to laugh.
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"No! The other Smashers, besides the Smashers that were in the kart tournament, wouldn't want to see his look," Peach replied. "Some might be a little petrified.
Here's the link to the GIF I showed the Smashers (this goes to KnowYourMeme): /photos/819861-luigis-death-stare
That was the second episode of Smasher's React! I hope you enjoyed it! Now, I'm going to make them play a video game. Five Nights at Freddy's was the most suggested though, but still suggest a video game that Smashers could play! I'll see you in the next episode! ;D