Hey people, I know I know, I promised a chapter over vacation but well, it kinda did not happen. Soo to appease you readers I have put together A CHAPTER!

Also if anyone could please tell me how other authors put a line to separate their AN from the chapter that would be a big help, and would be greatly appreciated.

Ha-ha anyway, as always I do not own Naruto, but I do own Rea, Timothy, Dawn, and ALL others from their dimension.

~~~~~~~~~~ON TO THE CHAPTER~~~~~~~~~~

As they stepped through the portal, a breeze swept across Rea's face, welcoming her to the new world. She looked up in awe at the tall dense forest on all sides of her. She quickly looked back at the portal, wincing as it closed shut behind her.

"Welcome to Konoha," The man named Kakashi said as he looked back. "Hmm, so it does close." He mumbled as he took an orange book out of his green vests pocket. This small action made Rea look at him and smile.

"What book are you reading?" She asked as she walked up beside him.

"Icha Icha Paradise, what's that?" She muttered, the unfamiliar words rolling off her tongue. He chuckled quietly and showed her a page. She looked at the page, her eyes went wide and she looked quickly away, her cheeks reddening.

"You… You Pervert!" She said hurriedly as she picked up her pace to walk in front of him.

They walked on for a while, before Kakashi stopped in front of the village gates. Rea looked up; her eyes were as big as saucers, as she took in their size. Kakashi walked slowly ahead and through them, waving lazily to the two men on guard duty as he had his nose buried in his orange book. He was thirty feet in front of her when Rea snapped out of her daze and looked around for the silver haired pervert.

"Hey! Wait up!" She yelled out as she sprinted to him. He looked at her with a raised eyebrow and continued walking.

They walked down street after street, until they came to a fenced in area.

"This is the academy that you'll be attending." he stated as they walked by.

"I didn't know I had to attend an AH-cAD-emy." she said the word academy like it was a dirty word. Kakashi chuckled at her childishness.

They continued on walking, Rea trying to get her silver haired guide to hold a conversation, she failed. In the distance, a bell was heard, followed by a chorus of laughter.

"That was the bell, signaling the end of the academy day." He stated bluntly.

"Like I couldn't figure that one out." Rea snapped sarcastically.

"Naruto! You bring that back here, right now!" they heard behind them as a large man in an apron with a frying pan was chasing a boy with blonde spiky hair and whisker marks on his cheeks.

The fleeing boy ran straight into Rea, the bowl he had in his hands covering her in hot liquid. The advancing man stopped shock evident on his face as he lowered the frying pan.

Rea lay on the ground, the blonde boy had not gotten off of her yet, her face set in a mask of anger.

"Boy, if you don't get off of me in five seconds, I am going to rip off your penis" She purred seductively into his ear.

A boy with pale skin and short black straight hair stopped and looked at the scene. He smirked and muttered "Dickless"

The boy on Rea quickly scrambled off of her, his hands covering his manhood as he apologized for all he was worth.

"Eh, I forgive you. By the way, what's your name? And what was in that bowl that you spilled all over me? … Hold on, why were you running with a hot bowl anyway?" She finished angrily.

"My name is Uzamaki Naruto, and that was Ramen, Believe it!" HE yelled enthusiastically. Rea rubbed her ears and glared at the blonde.

"Yeah, I believe you're too damn loud, but that doesn't explain why you were running in the first place." She snarled.

Naruto stepped back from the volatile female, and stepped straight into the belly of the man he was running from.

"He stole a bowl of ramen, I was running after him to make him pay me back his tab." the man stated as though it was within his rights to run after a kid with a frying pan. Rea looked at the man as if he had three heads, sighed then stepped closer to him. Naruto guessed what she was going to do and ran to stand next to Kakashi.

"So, you're saying that because this kid hadn't paid his tab, you were chasing him with a frying pan?" She asked innocently.

"Yes, that's right." he replied uncertain.

"So, as this kid is running for his life, and he runs into me. Covering me with your ramen, correct?"

"Yes, that's correct." he said, sweating under her gaze.

"WHY THE HELL WERE YOU RUNNING AFTER A KID WITH A FUCKING FRYING PAN?" she yelled as she got in his face, as much as her short frame could.

"I… uh… um…" The man stammered.

"That's right; you can't answer, and guess what. I'm not mad at Naruto, I'm mad at you. Do you want to know why? 'Cause he wouldn't have ran into me if YOU WEREN'T CHASING HIM!" Rea finished, breathing hard and proud that she had reduced this proud man into a stuttering infant.

As she walked off, she looked over her shoulder at Naruto and Kakashi.

"My work here's done. Bye Naruto! Kakashi, finish giving me this tour." She called smiling.

Naruto turned to Kakashi, his face showing joy, with a side order of fear.

"Is she always that scary?" Naruto whispered.

"I don't know kid, I just met her today." Kakashi laughed.

"Hey! I heard that, I'm not that scary, am I?" Rea laughed as Naruto answered her by pointing to the man she had just destroyed the mental state of.

~~~~~~~~~~END OF CHAPTER~~~~~~~~~~

Yea, we finally met Naruto.

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