Hey, people, sorry for the wait. Lots of homework. And being grounded for throwing my bike in the lake. No clue what I was doing so don't ask. And you'll notice both of my stories are maily focoused on Jessie and Meowth. Don't worry, the next one is pretty much James. So there.:P
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"GOD DAMMIT, JESSIBELLE!! ARE YOU STALKING ME?!" James cried, trying to push the leech-like pyro-manic away.
"But I wuv you, Jamesssiieeee..."
"I swear to god, demon or no demon, I will kill her," James mumbled, still pushing Jessibelle away, but it proved no avail. "I'm NOT. MARRRYING. YOU. EVER." he cursed under his breath after using all his strength to try to pry his crazy fiance off him. It didn't work again.
"BUT I WWWUUUVVVV YYYOOOUUUUU!!" Jessibelle cried.
"BUT I DON'T CAAARREEEE!!"
Jessibelle sulked. "Just one kiss?"
"Kiss of Death," James crossed his arms. "No way."
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Jessie breathed a sigh of releif as she heard this. "Well, the good news is, he's alive. The bad news is, she's alive."
Meowth frowned. "Not for long," he snickered. Suddenly Pikachu ran up tohim, and whispered something in his ear. Meowth fell on the ground, rolling and laughing.
"What'd he say?" Jessie asked, noting Meowth's laughter.
"Misty had da hots for Jimmy! Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha..." Meowth sat up and controlled his laughter, wiping away a tear.
"Gr... now the twerpette's taking my dream guy?" Jessie put her fist in her hand.
"Pika pi?" (Translation; Dream guy? Ha!)
Jessie sweatdropped. "I'm so glad I couldn't understand that..."
"Heh. Ya should be, Jess."
"Well, I'm gonna go search for James. You two have a lovely time together," Jessie stood up and walked into the cave, and screamed in order to scare the living crap out of Meowth.
Well, it worked.
"OMFG OH CRAP JESSIE AAAHHHH!!" Meowth shouted, running into the cave.
Jessie chuckled. "Hey, you know what? I sure hope Cassidy and Buffalo Wing are-"
"THE NAME IS BUTCH!!" came a voice from somewhere in the cave, echoing off the walls. "BUTCH! BUTCH! BUTCHBUTCHBUTCHBUTCHBUTCH!!"
Jessie stood silent for a minute. "Um... So I guess that means that Cassidy is here too?"
Meowth shrugged. "Watever. I don't care what yous twos start fighting about, so I'm gonna look for Jimmy."
"Hey! Hey, hey wait up!" Jessie ran after the quick feline, eventually finding a way out of the cave. She was greeted with an eroding cliff, stopping just in time to not fall over the edge. "Where'd Jimmy go?" Meowth asked her, looking over the cliff edge. He gasped and cautiously made his way down.
"Meowth, what are you doing??" Jessie cried, running over, and... falling. "EEEEEEEEEEE!!" she squealed, riding down the cliff at the speed of light, her outfit getting all dirty. "Owwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww..." she moaned as she kept rolling down as she nearly landed on Meowth. She screamed one last time, as her body wiped away a few footsteps on the dirt. She lied there for a while, panting before getting up and realizing she was alive.
"Hey, watch it next time!" Meowth scolded me as he slid down the remainder of the cliff.
"It's hard to change direction falling a hundred miles an hour down a rocky ledge," Jessie rubbed her sore back.
"Point taken. So where's Jimmy?"
"You expect ME to know?" Jessie got up and looked around in some bushes, brushing aside branches and helping herself to some blackberries. "Mmmm... nice and ripe."
"Hey, leave some for me! I'm starving!" Meowth clawed at her neck.
"OOOOOWWWWW!! Here, here, take 'em. Just don't dig your claws into my throat," Jessie threw some berries at him. "Geez."
Meowth stuck out his tounge before muttering a small "Tanks". There was a freshwater stream to their right, the cliff impossible to climb. They were surrounded by grass and Grass type Pokemon. "Let's follow the river. I'm thirsty anyway, and James probably is too," he heard Jessie suggest as he gulped down the last of his berries.
"Yeah, going around killing your closest friends and their spirits sure works up a thirst," Meowth said sarcastically.
"He was possessed, Meowth."
"Whatever."
Jessie ignored him and continued walking along the "shore". She looked around a bit before seeing the footsteps again. She ran and followed them.
They must have went around a mile south, or southeast. Or north. Jessie wasn't really that good at directions.
"Where are we?" Meowth asked, lapping water from the stream.
"Um... I don't know. I wasn't ever any good at directions, Meowth," Jessie looked around in wonder.
"DAN WAT DA HELL WERE YOU EVER GOOD AT??" Meowth shouted, immediately regretting it.
Jessie's (imressively) high heeled boots came at him, hitting him with the force of an impacting meteor. Meowth went sailing through the air while Jessie crossed her arms and murmered, "Kickboxing."
"You're so cruel..." Meowth sobbed as he stumbled back over to Jessie.
Jessie shrugged. "Well, you were the one who asked me. Now come on. And remember," she came closer, "curiosity killed the Meowth," she brought her finger across her neck and walked away. "Any more questions?"
"Eeep, no way."
"Good."
Jessie sighed. "I'm really tired, Meowth. What say we get some sleep?"
Meowth agreed, curling up on her chest.
"Use my shirt for a 'blanket' again and Miss Sanjay Blowtorch will be happy to meet you," Jessie warned, purpously rolling over onto Meowth, then went onto her back again.
Meowth wimpered. "Ow."
Jessie smiled as her eyes slid closed, hoping for at least a good dream. She got what she wanted, for the first bit of the dream.
Jessie wandered along a field of grain, the golden sunlight streaming on her lovely face. She sighed, twirling around and she fell down on the ground, basking in the warmth.
"Heh. You do realize you don't need sleep in a dream, right Jessie?"
Jessie opened her eyes to stare into those eyes she had longed to see for so long in the real world: James foresty eyes and lavender hair. He grabbed her hand and helped her up.
Jessie blushed, getting up. A bunch of birds flew and squawked around Jessie, making her try to swat them away.
"Ah, don't worry, Jessie. They're just admiring your wings. At least, they should be, woman lovely as you has to be an angel."
Ah, good old trademark James Flatterism.
Jessie blushed even harder. "So what are you doing here?" she asked.
James shrugged. "I dunno. It's your mind. Your brilliant mind."
Definatly trademark.
"Ha. I'm stupid, James, and you know it. So... what is it you're doing here? Looking for me?" Jessie diecided he'd say yes no matter what she said.
"Sure, let's go with that," James grinned, squeezing Jessie's hand. "Whatever you say suits me, cutie."
"Why isn't Meowth here?" Jessie inquired, looking around.
"Why should he be? Let's just cherish the fact we're alone together," James walked along with her, somehow his hair getting darker. Jessie hoped this wouldn't turn into a horrible nightmare. "Jessie, do you even want to wake up? From this dream?"
"Eventually."
"Don't you want to stay here with me? Forever?" James looked ready to give her a "Bambi" sort of look.
"I'd miss Meowth."
"Then I'll make him come here."
"I still want to wake up," Jessie retorted. "This isn't really real. I want it to be real, James. This... this just isn't the same."
James smiled. "I understand Jessie. So goodbye now," he started fading into stardust.
Jessie screamed. "JAMES!! Don't go! Don't dissapear, I want to wake up but I still want to see you in my dreams! James!"
She sat bolt upright, taking deep breaths in attempt to calm herself. "So... that was a dream. Just a dream," she felt both sad and releived. Meowth was by the stream, it looked like he was sulking or something.
"Meowth, what are you doing?" Jessie asked, walking over. She noticed there was something in his small paw.
"Jess... look at dis," he shoved into her hands.
"...What is it?" Jessie asked.
"Jess, dat's a peice of Jimmy's uniform! I may be jumping to concusions here, but..."
"But?"
"I tink Jimmy's dead."