A/N: My favorite one that I've written yet (I have most of this piece done). This can serve to explain that scene Jack Knife with Gibbs and McGee and "Get Ziva and DiNozzo out of bed." And for the record, this author's note does not count to the 100 words in this drabble. Nor does the title. And I previously considered 'a deux' one word, which is why there were actually 102 :^). And many thanks to livingandbreathing for catching my French error. Much love, Kit.
Booty Call:
She picks up on the third ring.
"You better not be booty calling me, McGee." Slumber lurks in her growl as she forgoes proper etiquette and demands an explanation. And Gibbs glares impatiently while McGee flounders for a response to her accusation after very nearly dropping his phone. Muffled words are exchanged in the background, a deep voice –a man's voice- rumbling beside her.
"Sorry, butt dialing. You better not be butt dialing me, McGee," she corrects and he's rendered speechless once more.
Because there's only one man that can decipher a mangled jargon at two a.m.
Which would mean . . . . .