Xeon muttered to himself. The rules weren't being followed, and he now had to do Easter. Crud.

The bomb rule. Nothing that goes boom in Easter eggs, flowers, etc.

The food rule. You guys know the drill.

No being may dress as the Easter bunny without permission.

When people are hunting eggs, it isn't nice to take them. It is also not nice to fill them with explosives, rubber insects, tiny drones, or a self-inflating Teridax balloon.

There is only one Easter bunny, not an army. And they don't throw eggs, use egg-shaped detonators, or catapult eggs into enemy fortresses.

Though it would be cool.

Do not dress as the Easter bunny and dump raw eggs on anyone who takes a picture with you.

The talking eggnog MUST go away. It's almost March already, people!

YouTube is now banned.

Twitter will follow.

As will anything else.

The Easter bunny doesn't have elves.

No more giant plastic eggs.

No more references to cooking eggs.

Or the Easter bunny.

Bright green grass and pastel colors: Good. Bright orange grass and radioactive neon colors: Bad.

Do not dress as eggs.

It is warming up, but it is not time for water balloons yet.

Do not set up an 'Easter egg fight'.

Do not fill people's rooms with pastel eggs.

Renegade, do NOT alter the contents of any Easter egg.

Yes, my lawyer can prove that it was an Easter egg, no matter what your lawyer says.

Good taste involves NOT turning the little baby chicken statues into evil robots.

Do not scream "THE BUNNIES ARE ATTACKING!" at random times.

Good taste involves NOT putting ketchup, vinegar and soy sauce together on people's eggs.

Do not blow up eggs. Simple as that.

Renegade, do NOT use DNA processing to make a hybrid of a chick and a rabbit.

Do not beat people with candy carrots.

Renegade, take your meds.

Do not fling chocolate eggs at people.

I am no longer allowed to make tin foil wrappers attack people.

There are no Easter-themed villains.

A/N: Sorry I didn't do another Valentine's one; ran out of ideas and time. I created a website, though! See the link on my profile, please. And remember to review!