Disclaimer: I do not own Naruto. Shut it.

This is probably one of my favorite stories to work on because I have absolutely no clue where this is going. I just let me hands take the storyline somewhere. Enjoy my crackfic.

Chapter 3

"No, get that. That's so cute on you. Ohhh, pink is such a good color on you….'course it's better on me," said Sakura, pointing to a pink frilly shirt for Hinata. Ino was busy looking at the swimwear.

"Sakura, you're such a airhead!" Ino accused.

Another young girl lay hidden within the bushes of the mall. If you were a passer-byer, you would think she was from the funny farm and had escaped. Covered in dirt and cuts, her eyes were laid upon the three girls and one special little boy. Choji, to be exact.

Now's your chance. You love him and as He says, "If you love him enough, he'll love you back." No, that's not the way it goes. And what if He is wrong. He's never wrong though. Wait. I'm confusing myself.

She carefully stepped out of her hiding place, afraid to trip on the steps, and made her way to the rotund boy. "Hi. Ummm excuse me," she said. Where the hell did that come from?

Scene change, hotel room

"Do you think she's okay?"

"Beats me."

"You guys should care a little more."

"Neji. There's only one person here, me."

"I know. But do you think…she could be hurt?"

"Knowing her, she'll probably catch whatever's hurting her and try to turn it emo. But before she does that, she'll probably annoy the hell out of it and make it go crazy."

"That's my Tenten. Sigh That's why I love her."

"Dude, that's gross. She's ugly and weird as hell man. And troublesome," Shikamaru mumbled under his breath.

"Shut up. I can't believe I'm roommates with a lazy smart-ass."

"I can't believe I'm in the same room as pretty boy here."

And that's the part where Shikamaru and Neji get in a fight. Imagine it yourself.

"Dobe."

"Teme."

"Dobe."

"Teme!"

"I hate you!"

"I hate you too! Believe it!"

"You're so mean. I'm going to sit in my emo corner."

"Ha! Tenten already took your emo corner!"

"NOOOOOOOOO!"

Sasuke paced around the room, crying hysterically while Naruto laughed and pointed while shouting a "Believe it!" here and there.

Sakura sat next to Ino on the bed. "I can't believe Naruto gets to share a room with Sasuke! I want to share a room with him," Sakura whined.

"Shut up Sakura. That dream will never come. You wanna know why? Cause soon, I'll be sharing a room with him," Ino stuck out her tongue and giggled.

"Ino-pig!"

"Billboard-brow!"

Both girls growled at each other, pounced, then scratched each other till the death. Well, close to at least.

Chouji clasped his big, chubby fingers together, "Time to dig in!" Chouji screamed with enthusiasm. Then a door slammed open as Chouji was digging into his ribs.

"Yo, Choj-man. Everyone's going to the mall. You coming?" Neji asked, hidden in the doorway.

"Sure thang dude!" Chouji laughed as he rose from his chair, then came to a sudden halt. "Wait Neji."

"What?"

"There's gonna be food there, right?"

"You and your food. Duh, we're heading to the food court for dinner."

"Cool-lishish."

"Never say that again."

"Sure thang dog."

"Never say that again either."

Hinata looked at the clock, it was time for her ritual to begin. She pushed the pillows aside and stripped the covers off her bed. Taking a deep breath, she climbed onto her bed and started playing "I wanna Love you" by Akon. Then she started jumping up and down on her bed as the music rocked on. "Whoo!" She screamed.

Suddenly, the door squeaked open as an over-excited Naruto came in. "Hinata, le--."

He stared wide-eyed at a jumping Hinata whooping and screaming to the famous pop song.

Finally the music ended and Hinata fell on the bed, exhausted.

Naruto blinked.

Then Hinata sat up and looked at Naruto in frightened little puppy dog eyes. "My ribs!" She screamed in a Kentucky accent, "My ribs!"

Naruto still stood there in disbelief as Hinata cried out, "My ribs, Naruto! Them hurts!" (1)

Naruto, out of his trance, ran to Hinata's side and started to have a spaz attack. Finally Hinata started laughing, "I tricked you," she teased as she stuck her tongue out, "I tricked you good!"

Naruto giggled like a little girl, "Believe it!"

"So what were you saying?"

"Everyone's going to the mall again, you coming along?"

"Su-sure," Hinata murmured, switching back to her shy state.

Naruto pulled Hinata up, "Come on, let's hurry."

Hinata ran along with him, a deep red blush on her face.

"Ice, ice baby," Neji hummed while walking beside his teammates.

"Neji…are you okay?" Asked a concerned Sakura.

"Just fine!"

They reached the mall entrance but before they stepped in, Sakura and Ino checked their make-up, Chouji grabbed his bag of chips and started munching, Shikamaru yawned and scratched the back of his head lazily, Hinata fumbled with her fingers, Neji was still humming "Ice, Ice Baby" and Naruto was screaming at Sasuke while Sasuke was mumbling something about cutting himself and being emo again since Tenten was gone.

"Let's go people!" Sakura screamed when she was finished.

"Hai!"

"Believe it!"

In unison, they all walked slowly in the mall. A little kid pointed and shouted to his mother, "Look Mommy! Ugly lifeguards!"

His mother grabbed his hand and shook her head no, "Don't point." Then she took a second glance at Naruto and his friends and whispered to her son, "But you're right."

Hinata was dragged by a rushing Sakura and an angry Ino. "We're going to miss the sale!"

"Oh no we're not! The sale waits for us…," Sakura began, "cause we're gorgeous!" Sakura let go of Hinata's hand for a millisecond and struck a pose. Then she grabbed Hinata's hand again and pulled her to Juicy Couture.

Meanwhile, Chouji and Shikamaru were munching down at the food court. Between mouthfuls, Chouji would talk about what else he was going to eat and how he was going to eat it. Shikamaru, of course, didn't listen to a single word but instead, daydreamed about…clouds.

Naruto, Sasuke, and Neji walked together too. They all looked so preppy and cute 3. I love preppy boys D Naruto didn't wear his obnoxious yellow jumpsuit anymore but a smooth, soft jacket with a blouse under it. His hair was brushed but was still a messy clump of yellow. While Neji looked quite handsome himself. Just a plain blouse with a messily done tie. Nothing was tucked in but that was the way it was supposed to be. His hair wasn't tied in the very low ponytail it usually was in.

Sasuke, on the other hand, had the complete sense of prep. Suit, tie, blouse, pants duh, and the still messy hair. Sakura, for some reason, had not been as clingy as usual, Ino either.

Sasuke had noticed this but paid no real attention to it.

Instead, he focused on what he was going to be doing at the mall. 'Hmm…Naruto's loud, Neji's getting annoying and I'm…well, I'm too cool,' Sasuke thought.

"Oi teme, where to go now?" Naruto asked.

Broken from his thoughts, Sasuke glared at Naruto angrily, "Well, you should go to the dump, where you belong!"

"Yea, well…you should…go get a life! Believe it!"

Neji stared at the two arguing boys and just continued on to Hollister…

In the shadows of Hot Topic, a bun-bun girl was picking out a few outfits and a few…boxes of make-up. In a while, she came out blending in with the shadows--black. Black contacts, black hair, black nails, black clothes, and black make-up covered her whole body. She walked toward out the store, a man chasing her, yelling, "Hey you! You didn't pay! Get back here punk!"

But Tenten paid no attention to this man. After all, the chains were making so much noise that that was all she could hear.

She guessed where her love would be--the food court.

Well, that was a long chapter. Review please.

(1): Inside joke in social studies class. LMFAO