Clerks
A/N: Okay so this is going to be a short chapter and sadly only one story but don't worry I promise it WILL be funny
Pulp Fiction
Time passed in the store and as it did Robin felt more and even more bored it was the same thing over and over people just came in to buy cigarettes and quiet frankly Robin was begging to get quiet sick of it all but he didn't have long to wait because it was 11:45 am and he had promised Gizmo that he was only going to be in the store till 12:00 am sharp and after that it was going to be another Titan had to take over even though he didn't know who it was going to be, Robin felt sorry for whoever was going to take over from him.
This has to be the worst job on God's green earth he thought as he sat there behind the counter looking very bored, at this point he whished that anything would happen to kill the boredom.
Just then his good friend and fellow Titan Cyborg walked in but something was odd he came in dressed up as Samuel L. Jackson's character from the movie Pulp Fiction he even had on a fake afro and beard he even wore the same suit that Jackson wore in the movie.
"Hey man" he said as he walked up to the counter
"Oh, man I totally forgot about the Pulp Fiction party" Robin said as he slapped himself in the head with his hand
You see ever year the Titans host a party dedicated to there all time favorite movie Pulp Fiction it was the only movie that all the Titans liked even Raven, Starfire on the other though that the movie was a bit violent and a bit too long but she didn't care as long as the Titans all had something that they all liked than it mad her happy.
The party would usually be held in the tower and the Titans would come dressed up as their favorite characters from the movie, sometimes they would invite the Titans East and get drunk party and watch the movie.
"Yep, I guess you did man you missed it this year was the best Pulp Fiction party of all time I mean Beast Boy got so drunk he vomited all over Raven!" Cyborg said in a loud and happy tone of voice
"Really" Robin said smiling an evil smile
"Don't worry I got it all on tape" Cyborg said while laughing non-stop
Just then a purple low rider parked next to the store and two African American gang bangers came out of it.
They looked like the kind of guys you'd find in any kind of rap music video then walked up all gansta like to the store and got out their handguns or "Gats" as they liked to call them in the hood.
"Alright white boy give us the fucking the money" one of them said as he pointed a gun to Robin's face
"Yeah that donut money" the other guy said as he pointed a gun at Cyborg
"Whoa easy my brother there is no need for violence around hear" Cyborg said trying to clam him down.
"Don't fuck with me you stupid ass nigga" one of the guys said in a very angry tone of voice.
"Now don't start with that nigga shit in hear you got me" Cyborg said as he turned his arm into the sonic cannon and pointed it at the black man's face
"You ever read the Bible?" Cyborg asked the man
"No" he replied
"Well I have a passage memorized in head, a passage which I always use in times like this would you like to hear it?"
"No"
"Well then too bad because you have too"
"The path of the righteous man is beset on all sides by the inequities of the selfish and the tyranny of evil men. Blessed is he who, in the name of charity and good will, shepherds the weak thought the valley of darkness, for he is truly his brother's keeper and the finder of lost children. And I will strike down upon thee with great vengeance and furious anger those who would attempt to poison and destroy my brothers. And you will know my name is the Lord when I lay my vengeance upon thee".
Cyborg then blew off the man's head with his cannon blood splattered all across the walls and bits of brain fell onto the floor
"Need any help cleaning this up?" Gizmo said as he barged into the store
A/N: Well I know it's not that funny but still pretty good.