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Sasori sighed in the terd mobile. Honestly why did the bitch always insist on driving him to school? It's not like he had plans on driving all the way to Canada to become the world's second best co player and live happily with Fdp or anything

Chiyo smirked happily as she drove her grandson to school. Of course she drove him! For if she didn't he could drive all the way to Canada and become the world's second best co player and live happily with the Fdp or something! And that would just mess up her schedule of killing him!

Sasori glared at Chiyo, suddenly getting the thought of asking the Fdp members to come and beat her ass with him but then got the random idea that they were thinking something similar. He looked out the window and decided to give the silent treatment for the entire ride there since he was in a slightly childish mood.

Chiyo looked at Sasori from her prelepih vision. She snickered inwardly, "don't forget to ask Deidara over for dinner." then she added, "and the Fdp members are not gonna come over to beat my ass" she cackled and stopped the car. "Have a nice day at school" Chiyo smiled crookedly.

Sasori tried to choke Chiyo but gave up since her neck was to fat. He opened the door and right before he got out he glanced backwards "You just wait, I know twin and he will destroy you with his epicness one day!" Sasori growled before jumping out and walking to the entrance, making it inside quicker then he wanted.

Chiyo cackled and drove home. While in the school, Deidara was currently bending over to get his books. Now this would seem normal considering his locker was at the bottom. But, he was wearing a rather short school girl skirt and he might have not had underwear on.

Sasori just happened to be walking behind Deidara that very moment and his eyes widened. His hand immediately clamped his nose to meet moist blood. "DEIDARA WHAT THE FUCK ARE YOU WEARING!" Sasori suddenly screamed.

Deidara immediately turned around. "What do you mean this, un?" he said tugging on his skirt. He was dressed in a rather skimpy looking pinkish orange school girl outfit. "Is there something wrong Danna~." he said innocently.

Sasori backed away. Honestly he was horrified at this sudden, change. He didn't find it cute or attractive what so ever, He was weird since more than likely every guy here would love to be in his position. "O-oh god!" Sasori gagged out and fled to the bathroom to save his poor blood and try to get the image out of his head." Why was he cross dressing?" Sasori thought to himself.

Deidara quirked an eyebrow. "uhm, okey..." he grabbed his books and walked to the auditorium."oh god, Dei! finally! I was starting to think you quite on us." Deidara laughed and shook his head. "nah, you know I love taking drama, though I hate this outfit you stuck me in, un" the drama teacher laughed. "sorry, but you are the main character for this play. and it requires you to wear a school girl's outfit." Deidara crossed his arms and pouted

Sasori splashed his face with water and cleared his throat. His eye was twitching and he shook his head, "O-ok calm down there has to be a reasonable explanation as to why he was in that crappy outfit." Sasori whispered to himself. He was not the best person to freak out because after that he had a hard time getting over it. He was still mad about the time Chiyo kicked down his sand castle, and that was seven years ago.

Deidara sighed as he got up on stage, script in hand. Another main character followed. "Hey Anko-Sensei, how long will rehearsal last today, un?" Anko, the drama teacher, took her dango out of her mouth and thought for a moment. "half of first period." Deidara nodded and began to rehearse.

Sasori sighed as he walked to something that only him and the principle knew about. The principle was seriously creepy but as long as Sasori had his puppets he didn't really care. Sasori had made a deal with Orochimaru, the principle, that if he did a favor of cleaning up club crap every now and then he could have an entire art room to himself to work on his puppets whenever he felt like it. That also meant he could skip any class and he had a key to the school. Sasori walked into his art room and smiled at all the stuff which he could use. He would invite Deidara... later.

With a bright smile, Deidara went to get change. 'seriously someone can get the wrong impression, un! this outfit is so slutty, un' the blonde thought grumpily. He changed into a long sleeve shirt that was just a little too long, so it covered his hands. Then he changed into his worn out skinny jeans and converse. He fixed his hair and went to first. "sorry, I was in drama, un" Deidara said as he handed the teacher a pass. The teacher nodded and Deidara took his seat. 'huh, I wonder where Sasori went, un...I still haven't got to talk to him about yesterday.'

Sasori was simply working on a puppet until third period when he decided it would be best to actually to some class work. he sighed and left his stuff there as well as locking the door when he was finished. Sasori managed to make just before it was considered 'late' for third period. He quietly sat down in his usual desk, was he suppose to remember to do something?

Deidara sat down in third period, sulking. He had yet to see the redhead since this morning at the lockers. 'did I do something wrong, un? DID HE FIND OUT ABOUT SASUKE?' the blonde started to hyperventilate. 'okey calm down, un! relax, he didn't find out...did he?' he debated about it. His teacher gave him a weird look and continued the lesson

Sasori heard something weird but was lost in his own thoughts about his idol, twin, and suddenly blurted out "Why would he do that to me? Why would he date that person and not me?" He asked did he know he said it aloud and just loud enough for a certain hyperventilating blonde to hear.

Deidara's eyes widened as he heard Sasori ask that question. He immediately shot from his seat. "I'M SORRY DANNA, UN!" and with that he ran all the way to the bathroom at the verge of tears.

Sasori blinked confused. "Wait... what?" he whispered and stood up. "Wait Dei why are you sorry?" Sasori yelled and followed Deidara into the bathroom.

Deidara was leaning up against the wall shaking terribly. 'o-okey, calm down. Do NOT cry, un...do not cry...d-do not cry...' tears threatened to spill over. 'GAH WHAT HAVE I DONE?' he yelled mentally. He pulled his knees up to his chest and crossed his arms, burying his face.

Sasori walked into the bathroom and saw Deidara on the floor. His eyes widened and he ran over. Sasori immediately brought Deidara into his lap and began stroking his hair. "Dei what's wrong what didn't you do?" Ha asked in a calming tone. Sasori could be mean and he could be wonderful, if he felt like it that is.

The blonde's eyes widened as he felt being pulled onto a lap. He saw red. Deidara quickly scrambled out of Sasori's lap. "w-what are you doing here, un?" he said sniffling. He glanced at the mirror. 'Gah, my eyeliner is running. I look so horrible...and in front of Sasori, un...GAH DAMN IT!' he mentally abused himself.

Sasori looked extremely worried. "Deidara why did you leave the classroom? Was really that boring?" He asked trying to get the blonde to stop crying, though that wasn't his specialty. "d-did I do something?" He asked now worried that Deidara hated him for kissing him.

Deidara laughed a bit, "n-no..." he frowned again."It's what I did, and now you know...and it really makes me upset because I really li- never mind...un..." he said looking down again. A few tears fell onto his shoes.

Sasori made a shhh sound and wiped away some tears. "Deidara... what are you talking about?" He asked because he was honestly confused. "I was the one that kissed you; you didn't do anything but blush." Sasori whispered. Deidara was starting to confuse him allot at the moment because he wasn't sure if they were even talking about the same thing anymore.

Deidara's eyes widened. 'oh he thought that I was...oh...damnnnnnn, I freaked out for nothing, un...GAH AND NOW I LOOK LIKE A MESS, UN!' "uhm, un..." he said quietly.'should I tell him...' he thought sadly.

Sasori frowned "Deidara there is no word 'uhm' so don't say it." He stated. Chiyo and he had this big problem with that word. Whenever someone would say the word Uhm or Uuuh in the middle or beggining of a sentence they would hold each other back from killing that person.

"sorry, un..." he blinked still staring at the floor."I didn't know that..." he laughed a little. The blonde pushed some hair back behind his ear. He had no idea what to say now.

Sasori grinned and cleared his throat. "Um hey, Dei do you wanna... come hang out tonight?" He asked and then quickly added, "I would say know so you don't die"

Deidara's eyes brightened instantly. "r-really, un..." 'oh my...that's almost like a date, un...wait why would I die?' The blonde then added, "why would I die?" He finally made eye contact and blushed.

Sasori sighed and figured if he was going to talk him out, or at least try to, he needed to tell Deidara the truth. "Because my fat grandma is there and she will do anything to kill me, even maybe hurting you. She won't even let me drive to school because she has this 'insaane' idea that I'm going to move to Canada and become the world's second greatest co player ever a mean, were the hell did that even come from?" He said now annoyed.

Deidara giggled cutely. "that's silly, un." He smiled now, "hm, she sound's quite interesting, un. I wanna meet her, un!" The blonde blushed slightly. "I mean you wouldn't mind right, un? Cause you did ask me..." He looked back at the ground again. Sasori did a face palm but nodded "its fine I did ask... but when you catch the disease of death it is NOT my fault."

END OF CHAPTER

FWI there is a reason why this chapter doesn't have a name. that reason: I couldn't think of one. Isn't that just the best reason?

Gah I'm getting really tired of being asked out at school. Seriously this one guy won't stop bugging me about it and another RANDOM dude I don't even know was like "Damn SHE is pretty." He called me a fucking she! Granted I do have a feminine body at the moment but you guys know I like to be thought of as male so that seriously pissed me off!

Besides… my heart isn't for those bastards anyways. It's for hunter.

Ok so I hope you guys enjoyed the chapter but I've been really busy lately so I don't know when me and Akatsuki4Ever303 will be able to rp the next chapter.

Review or I no post~