Sorry for the small wait. I realized last night that if I want to get some more stories in here, I better get them done before next Thursday! Because I'm positive he'll propose in the finale. If he doesn't, it would be extremely disappointing.

Speaking of last night, as in Job Fair, WOOT! We finally got a Jam kiss fix! Two in one episode, jeez, they're really splurging on us. And the Jim longterm personal plans with Pam... -squee-

Yeah, enough ranting. Review replies!

Rainbowlife: I know xD How do I come up with these things? o.O I can't even remember how I got the idea of it falling off the roof.

Ktface3: Yeah, I'm not very good at writing things that go according to plan o.o Also, the ring would be all sticky and have Jell-O stuck in with the diamond and ewh. xD Maybe he could put something that says "Marry Me" in Jell-O or a cake with it written in the icing... -gets out notebook of ideas-

XALLOWspuffyBuFf: Yeah, although the real proposal will probably just be quick and sweet with a hug and kiss at the end.

Lulupanda: Definitely very uberly happy! xD Thanks a lot! I'm smiling a lot now reading all these reviews x3

Tophetangel: Sorry I didn't see you review on chapter one in time to reply. I'll get on that request! It'll be easier now that I've seen it. Woah, it's weird when authors of stories I like review mine. It's like getting a compliment from a celebrity. xD

Xbecbebex: Thanks! Yeah, I think I tend to get the hang of a story after a couple chapters.

Jim sighed and stared blankly at his computer screen. Why had he said that? He had no idea how to "kick her ass" with his proposal. He fingered the velvety box in his front pocket.

Yes, world, Jim Halpert was stumped.

He glanced up at reception. Pam smiled. She had been watching him, again. He grinned back, loving the way she blushed and looked down.

Jim stood and ambled over to her desk. "I propose," he began, watching in amusement as she looked up, alarmed. "That I buy you a bag of chips."

Pam broke into another smile. "That sounds good."

"Thought so." Jim smirked and walked away to the break room.

His mind was blank as he punched in the numbers on the vending machine. Just as he reached for the slot, the beginnings of an idea came to him.

Jim had no idea how long he stood there, but after what seemed like a short while, he had a plan formed.

He smiled to himself. "Perfect."

He was wondering what the heck he was doing in the break room when he sensed someone behind him. Before he could turn around, someone put their hands in his pockets, hugging him.

"You were taking too long," Pam's voice said from over his shoulder.

"Oh, uh, sorry."

But Pam was quiet. She had found it.

She pulled the box out of his pocket. Jim turned around and watched her face go from confused to surprised as she opened it. She looked up at him, and he struggled to tell what she was thinking.

"Um... you weren't supposed to see that..." he stammered.

Pam looked down at the ring, still quiet.

"Uh... well?"

"Well, what?" she blinked.

Jim flashed a nervous smile. "Well, how 'bout it?"

She raised an eyebrow.

He sighed and put his hand on her head, looking her in the eyes. "Are you gonna say yes, or what?"

"Oh!" She giggled. "Yeah. I mean, yes."

He shook his head. "Dork," he muttered, grinning.

"You know you like it," Pam said as she slipped the ring on.

"That's what she said." Jim gave her a joyful kiss before she could reply.

Ta-da! Fairly short and simple. I'm not sure about the ending. Pam would probably be a lot more excited than that, seeing how she reacted when all he did was close a deal xD I should have some more oneshots up real soon. Once again, send in your suggestions, because I only have a couple more ideas so far.

-Dizzy