Authors note: Yesterday was my birthday and today was a funeral. So I have been busy all week. I'm sorry this took so long. I owe so much to my beta and now I have to go study for my drivers test to get my permit (lucky me). Thank you all my reviewers, its so nice to hear from you during these hard times×
WARNING: There was a mess up in my story. Please turn back to chapter 2 and reread so you can see what is going on.
Chapter
ThreeTo: Ginervra
Weasley, Hannah Abbott , Cho Chang
Fr: Pansy
Subject: Girls
As this
department's supervisor, I find it my responsibility to rebuke you
for your behavior. I don't know what fairy tale world you live in but
work' is not a time to party in the bathroom. Consider this yet
another warning. I hope I will not look up and find all three of you
missing again. I am tired of treating you like children.
Pansy
Director/supervisorHuman Resources
The Daily
Prophet
To:Hannah
Abott
Fr: Ginny
Weasley
Subject:
Pansy's warning'
What is this?
Our 500th warning? She can't do anything about us going to
the bathroom and she knows it. And why is it my email is always the
one that comes first?
Is
it just me or do I look like a gothic redhead to you?
G
To: Ginny
Weasley
Fr: Hannah
Abbott
Subject: Let's
kill her!
Pansy just
likes to feel in charge. I think this calls for another bathroom
outing in ten, just to tick her off.
Cho
did lay the eyeliner on a little thick. I'm still feeling woozy from
whatever those drinks were that she gave us.
Han
To: Hannah
Abbott
Fr: Ginny
Weasley
Subject: Let's
not!
I just
remembered! It's Hermione's birthday tonight, so bring treats to the
meeting. If only Ron would come to his senses tonight.
I
was smart enough not to drink any!
Gin
To: Ginny
Weasley
Fr: Hannah
Abbott
Subject: Party
Pooper
I shall bring
my homemade apple cheesecake. Yeah, if only. Then Ron could give her
a real treat, if you know what I am saying.
I was smart enough not to drink any!'
But
you were smart to let her do your makeup?
Han
To: Hannah
Abbott
Fr Ginny
Weasley
Subject: That's
me!
Yummm, I'm
getting hungry just thinking about it. Hannah will you send me an
easy-to-make recipe. Preferably something even I can't burn.
I
do NOT want to think those mental pictures thank you. He's my
brother, and she is practically my sister. Though I do wish it would
happen.
Let's not call
into question my brilliance. I'm off to meet my interviewee.' Wish
me luck!
Gin
To: Ginny
Weasley
Fr: Hannah
Abbott
Subject: Luck
Seeing what
just happened, you are going to need it. Watching you right now I am
questioning your sanity. I wish I had a camera.
Here is an oh
so wonderful recap.
Ginny starts
yelling at Ernie over the cubicle about making fun of what happened
with Dean
Ernie gulps
and tries to hide
Ginny tears
herself away from the computer hearing Ernie mutter under his breath.
She walks over.
Ginny takes
off her shoe, slowly advancing on poor Ernie.
Famous Harry
Potter walks through the door
Ernie starts
running with Ginny on his heels.
Everyone in
the office starts cheering and making bets on who is going to win
(everyone had their money on you by the way.) while Mr.
The-Boy-you-used-to-obsess-over looks around confused.
Ginny
remembers she's a witch and curses
Ernie, right as he runs past Harry, accidentally cursing them both.
Ginny manages
to fall over in shock. (That and the
fact that you dropped the shoe and tripped over it.)
I didn't see
the rest, seeing as I was nearly wetting myself in laughter. I think
my mascara ran.
Han
To: Hannah
Abbott
Fr: Ginny
Weasley
Subject:
AHHH!
Please tell me
this is some really bad dream and I did not just cover Harry with
jello.
Gin
To: Ginny
Weasley
Fr: Hannah
Abbott
Subject: SO?
SO? How did the
interview go? It was REALLY SHORT! You were only in there for like 5
minutes. Was he as hot close up? Does he really have a tattoo of a
phoenix on his upper arm? Give me something!
Hannah
Ps. Yes you did
and it was hilarious.
To: Hannah
Abbott
Fr: Ginny
Weasley
Subject:
Thanks.
That's because
we didn't have the interview today.
To: Ginny
Weasley
Fr: Hannah
Abbott
Re: WHY?
Just because
you covered him with jello?
To: Hannah
Abbott
Fr: Ginny
Weasley
Subject: Yep
That and the
fact that Dean walked through the door as we both sat down. I had
just got done apologizing and Dean bursts in waving around the
harassment papers screaming something about love'. His eyes fall on
Harry. Next thing I know he is cursing Harry into the next oblivion.
All I could understand between hexes was, "So this is what you
do when I am not around! Cheat on me with the savior of the bloody
wizarding world. Who is cheating on whom now?" I just about
died. I wish I did actually. In the few seconds it took me to recover
I realized that Harry looked like he was about to start hexing back
so I got in there real quick. I told Dean simply, "Just because
you cheat doesn't make us all dogs. This is what we call an
interview, or was until you brought your personal issues into this
room. This is why I need documents to keep you away from me."
Then I threatened him (with what I won't tell you.) And he left
pretty quick. Harry must think I am a complete and total mental case.
He asked if we could reschedule, but the worst part is he was POLITE
about it. I mean, he just got covered in jello, fungified by Dean,
and mentally traumatized for life and he was POLITE about it! All he
said was, maybe this wasn't the best time. How about tomorrow at
three?
Kill me now!
Ginny
To: Ginny
Weasley
Fr: Hannah
Abbott
Subject: HEY!
That does sound
bad but you forgot the most important part! How built was he?
Hannah
To: Hannah
Abbott
Fr: Ginny
Weasley
Subject: Of
course
I totally
embarrass myself, and all you can worry about is his muscles?
Gin
Ps. Let's just
say that auror training really does pay off.
To: Ginny
WeasleyFr: Hannah
Abbott
Subject: pout
So not enough
info! Was he as hot as Witches Weekly says? Besides, I'm sure Harry
enjoyed every minute of your problems. Any guy would die for you, you
just have habit of choosing the ones that should die. I'm sure he
didn't hear a word out of Dean's mouth or feel a single spell on
account of being awestruck at how much his best friend's little
sister has grown up.
Han
To: Hannah
AbbottFr: Ginny
Weasley
Subject: Down
Girl
You are
delusional. The looks he was giving me were anything but astounded.
Try appalled. What do I care what ruddy old Harry Potter thinks
anyways?
Ginny
To: Ginny
Weasley
Fr: Hannah
Abbott
Subject:
DENIAL!
You love him
every bit as you did when you were a child! That is why!
Hannah
To: Hannah
Abbott
Fr: Ginny
Weasley
Subject: once
again
I think you
should see a shrink. I know a really great one that could help. What
is it with married people and setting others up? Harry and I happened
when we were kids and it wasn't meant to be. He likes fine dining; I
like Chinese. He likes civilized; I like commotion. He likes saving
others and giving life purpose; I like lounging around in sweats
worrying about what stars like him are doing. He is famous now; I am
temperamental Ginny, the same as always.
Ginny
Ps. And if the
married life is oh-so-coveted, why won't you change your last name?
To: Ginny
Weasley
Fr: Hannah
Abbott
Subject: Ok
Whatever you
say.
Hannah
PS. I love
Neville, but let's face it: no one wants
to be known by the last name of Longbottom. My bottom is long enough,
let's not draw more attention to it.
MORE COMING!