Hi again!!!!!!!!!!! Sorry if there were some errors in the first and second chapters! Please forgive me! Thanks to the people who review…at least I know that some people are nice enough to read my crappy stories. Anyways, I hope you like this next chapter. I'm very sorry that I posted this really late! And this one's a little bit longer than the last two…O.o

Disclaimer: I do not own Naruto…….

"Talking"

'Thinking'

'Inner Talking'

"Pinky, wait up!" Sakura kept on walking, ignoring her so called partner.

"Oi, Haruno! Wait!" She could feel his annoyance radiating from him as he got closer and closer.

As she was about to turn around, a pair of hands spun her around harshly forcing her to look at him.

"I said wait, bitch." He whispered to her their noses barely touching inching and inching closer together. At the close contact a light blush spread across the pink haired beauty's face.

"Hey, Haruno. Your face is almost as pink as your hair." He said making her blush even more.

"Hey. Now they're even pinker, they match your hair! Is that even your real hair color?"

"THE HELL, UCHIHA?!?!?!? OF COURSE IT IS!!!!!"

"Are you sure?"

"YES, I'M FUCKING SURE, BASTARD!!!!"

"Really? 'Cuz y'know if it—"

"YES! REALLY! NOW…" her voice cracked.

She cleared her throat and continued the later statement." Now, what the hell do you want?"

"What if I said you?"

Sakura blushed even more. "I SAID WHAT THE HELL DO YOU WANT, UCHIHA?!?!?!"

Sasuke laughed….Sasuke LAUGHED. Not the usual chuckle, but a LAUGH!

"You should have seen the look on your face!!!"

"WHAT DO YOU WANT?!?!?"

"HAHAHAHAHA." Sasuke sighed.

"Anyways, you know how one of us has to stay at the other's house?"

"Yeah?"

"Well… I am not staying at some chick house, so I came here to say that you're staying at mine."

"THAT WAS IT?!?!? THAT WAS ALL YOU WERE GOING TO SAY?!?!? PEOPLE ARE LOOKING AT ME LIKE I'M A FREAK JUST BECAUSE YOU—"she pointed an accusing finger"---COULD TELL ME THAT I'M STAYING AT YOUR HOUSE?!?!?"

"Yup." Passerbys and bystanders were now looking at the amusing scene. Namely, Sakura wailing about how much a douche Sasuke was and that he should be put in an all boys school for the mentally retarded.

"YOU ASSHOLE!!! WHY DID I HAVE TO BE PAIRED UP WITH AN EGOTISTICAL FREAK?!?!?! THAT CAN'T EVEN GET A DESCENT LAY?!?!?—"

"Sakura."

"YOU CAN'T EVEN SAY A DAMN WORD!!! HN IS NOT A WORD, UCHIHA! IT'S NOT A WORD!!!!!—"

"Sakura!"

"AA ISN'T A WORD EITHER! IT'S NOT A WOR-- HEEEEEY! WHY ARE YOU SMIRKING?!?!? STOP SMIRKING AT ME, U-CHI-HA!!!!"

"Sakura, could you just stop bitching about it?" Sakura stopped her eyes tearing up as she shrunk down into her chibi form, her eyes bigger than her body.

"B-but…t-th-that *sniff* was m-m-m-mean, Sasuke." She started to cry.

"Why do you have to be so mean? W-what did I do to you?"

"Nothing."

"Hmph.*crosses arms across chest* Meanie."

"Be at my car by 4, 'kay?"

"Whever."

"Whever?"

"Yeah, it's the combination of what and ever."

"Kiba?"

"Yup."

"You two watch way too much TV."

"Yeah, yeah, yeah. OMIGOSH!!! A butterfly!!!!! Wait! Don't go butterfly-chan!!!!!!!!" Sakura squealed like a 5 year old, running after the said butterfly.

"What the hell is wrong with her?"

'Shut up, outer me. You know you like her.'

'Yeah right. *mentally snorts* She's whiney, annoying and childish.'

'And you're boring, mean and no fun.'

'Fuck off. I am so fun.'

'Nuh-uh! You're idea of fun is reading a book.'

'Yeah and you're point is?'

'Eew!!! Nerd! That is not fun!'

'I like to fuck girls, that's fun.'

'Okay, you got me there, but still you are boring when it comes to you're social life…if you have one.'

'Hey! You—'

'Sasuke no fun. Sasuke no fun. Sasuke no fun!' his inner chanted.

'Shut up. You win already.'

'Yeah! I'm the winner! I'm the winner! And you're not! And you're not!'

'Yeah, yeah, yeah. If it makes you shut up.'

'So you admit that you like her?'

'No way. When did I say that?'

'Bet you can't look at her perfect D-cup breasts and tell it to me straight that you do not like her.

'S-s-s-sure I-I-I c-c-can. I-i-i-it's n-n-n-not all about the b-b-b-boobs.'

'And her long creamy porcelain legs, alabaster skin, long pink hair and firm ass.'

'*gulp* So?'

'She's staying at your house, without any parentals…or Itachi.'

'You're making this harder to deny.'

'C'mon… dad's on a business trip, mom's making a movie and Itachi's at college…'

'I am not screwing her! Just not yet.'

'Yeah, whatever. Just don't take too long.'

'Yeah, sure, okay. But—'

Sasuke's thoughts were interrupted by Naruto, as always. He didn't notice he was already at the cafeteria.

"Teme?' Naruto asked somewhat frightened.

"What's wrong with you, dobe?"

"What's with the funny faces?"

"You must be seeing things, dumbass."

"But—HEY!!! YOU-YOU--! TEME!"

"Dobe."

"TEME!"

"DOBE."

"TEME!!"

"DOBE!!!'

"TEME!!!"

"DOBE!!!!!"

"TE—"

"STOOOOOOOOOOOOP IT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!FUDGIN' RETARDS!!!! I'M TRYING TO EAT HERE!!!!!!!!!"Sakura interjected obviously pissed.

"Fudgin'?" Sasuke asked as he looked at her quizzically yet again.

"Yes. I am trying to rid myself of cursing. Is that a problem, Uchiha?"

"It doesn't really matter whether you say the word or not what matters is what you mean when you say it, my dear Sakura."

"Meanie! And you're saying it in your 'I'm-Sasuke-and-I-have-a-stick-up-my-ass-and-I-think-I'm-all-high-and-mighty-and-smarter-than-anyone-else-because-I'm-an-Uchiha-and-we're-always-right-and-always-get-what-we-want' phase and now you're smirking…again!"

"That was a mouthful…"

"Yeah, I know it was!"

"…only retards are like that."

"ARE YOU CALLING ME RETARDED?!?!?!"

"Why yes. That's exactly what I'm saying."

"YOU FUCKTARD!!!!! YOU'RE A FUCKING GAY, EMOTIONLESS BASTARD THAT MASTURBATES!!!! 'CUZ NO ONE WILL EVER EVEN FUCK YOU!!!!!!"

"Tsk. Tsk. Tsk. You can't even keep your new goal, can you?" Sasuke chuckles which causes Sakura to get even more angry.

"YOU REALLY ARE A MEANIE!!!!!!!!...fine, I'll agree that what you said was true. So, from now own it won't be fudge or fuck, it will be faddash!!!"

"Faddash?"

"YES!!!! FADDASH!!! Now, continuing my later statement: FADDASH YOU, UCHIHA!!!!"

"Che. Idiot."

"WHA'D YOU SAY????" Sakura screamed in his ear.

"OW!!!! THAT HURT, BITCH!!!!!!" He shouted back. Sakura smirked, quieted and plumped down between Naruto and Sasuke, continuing to eat.

'Hmph. Serves him right. He called me a bitch.'

'Well, you are.'

'Hey!!! No, I'm no—OMG!!!! There's a tiny voice in my head!!!!'

'What?!?! Wait. Sa—'

'Hey, little voice? Are you my conscience?'

'*sigh*Yeah, sure whatever. So--'

'So, conscience… Am I dead?'

'What?!? No! Why'd you ask that???'

'It just seemed like the right thing to ask.'

'Idiot.'

'HEEEY!!!!!'

'Anyways… Listen to your conscience , Sakura…Listen to your conscience… Clear your mind of any thoughts and listen to me… You like Uchiha Sasuke. You like Uchiha Sasuke. You like Uchiha Sasuke!'

'Eew!!! No, I don't. You're not my conscience!!! You lie!!!'

'C'mon!!! He's hot!'

'Yeah and?'

'He has a tattoo!'

'And?'

'He's mean, bad and cocky.'

'And?'

'What do you mean 'and'???'

'And?'

'WHAT DO YOU MEAN 'AND'?!?!?'

'And.'

'Bitch. You're missing out on all the fun.'

'Shaddap!'

'No you!'

'No you!'

'No you!!!'

'No you!!!!'

"Sakura-chan?"

"Huh?...uh…what?... OH MY GOSH! ANOTHER BUTTERFLY! LOOK NARUTO A BUTTERFLY!!!!!!!"

"Where??? OMG! THERE! RIGHT THERE! I SEE IT! IT'S SO PRETTY!!!!!!!!!!" they squealed like girls, well at least Naruto did. Sakura just squealed because she was already a girl.

"I LOVE BUTTERFLIES!!!!!!!" Naruto squealed again.

"I know!" Then they screamed and jumped and giggled like…well like something that does all those stuff.

"Retards." Of course you know who said that.

"But we're YOUR retards!" Naruto and Sakura chimed happily.

Just then, in came a ecstatic Hinata waving her arms in the air catching everyone's attention.

"GUYS! DID YOU SEE THE PRETTY PINK BUTTERFLY?!?!?"

"I SAW A ORANGE ONE!" Naruto just as excitedly said.

"It's AN orange one, dobe."

"YOU SAW IT, TOO?!?!" Sasuke began slamming his head on the table and started losing his consciousness.

"BUT I SAW A GREEN ONE!!!" Sakura joined in.

"THERE MUST BE LIKE A SWARM OF BUTTERFLIES HERE!!!!" They clasped their hands together and started giggling…again.

Then came in Ino and Tenten, shouting across the cafeteria, waving like crazy.

"DID YOU GUYS SEE THE B—" They weren't even able to finish their question because of SOMEONE who was totally annoyed.

"SHUT UP ALREADY!!!! YES!!! OKAY?!?! YES!!!!! WE HAVE SEEN THE BUTTERFLIES!!!!"

"We weren't gonna' say butterflies, asshole!" Ino said equally annoyed.

"What? Then what were you gong to say?'

"We were going to say, before someone rudely interrupted, if you've seen the b—What were we going to say again?" Tenten forgot. Typical.

"Oh my gosh. I forgot, too. I think started with a b." After that statement, Naruto, Sakura, Hinata and Sasuke started guessing. The same sequence again and again. Sakura, Hinata, Sasuke, Naruto. Sakura, Hinata, Sasuke, Naruto. Sakura, Hinata, Sasuke, Naruto!

"Balloon?"

"Banana?"

"Book?"

"Butt?"

"No, no, no. It wasn't any of those." Tenten shook her head.

"Bag?"

"Beagle?"

"Bell?"

"Butt?"

"No."

"Bitch?"

"Boat?"

"Balls?"

"Butt?"

"YOU'VE SAID THAT ALREADY!"

"It's a fun word to say." Naruto shrugged. The rest deadpanned, even Hinata.

"No it isn't! Poof is a fun word to say!"

"Yeah! Hina's right! You could say it all day! Poof! Poof! POOOOOOOOOOF!!!!!!" Sakura and Hinata giggled.

"No way! Butt is soooo much better!"

"No! Poof is!"

"Butt!"

"Poof!"

"Butt!"

"POOF!!!"

"BUTT!!!"

"POOOOOOOOOOOF!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"

"BUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUTT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"

"POOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOFFFFFFFFFFFFF!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"

"BU—" The debate was interrupted by Ino's "realization".

"Wait! I remember now!!!! IT WAS BUTTERFLIES!!!!!!!!!"

Weeeeeeeeeeeeeeell. There is my third chapter! Yehey!!!!! Hope you enjoyed reading it! And again, sorry for updating so late!!!!

-Limegreen8