Jenna had a plan that she would get two boys to fight over her because that something that she really enjoyed, seeing the close friendships just crumble. She did not know why she just found it funny how such good friends would fight over her. An evil smile formed on her face as she remembered the two boys from the last town she was just in and how she completely ruined their friendship. She could sense the strong friendship between Stan and Kyle and that's why she chose them...well beside the fact that it made her feel sick to see people who were that close of friends. She carefully packed the last of her items in a basket before walking off towards Kyle's house.
Putting on her "sweet" face she knocked on the door.
"Hello?" A woman who Jenna guessed was his mom asked as she answered the door.
"You must be Kyle's Mom," Jenna said sweetly
"Why yes I am," the woman smiled "and who are you?"
"My name is Jenna Hines, my family just moved here from Seattle and I was wondering if your son is home?"
Mrs. Broflovski raised an eyebrow as she looked down at the girl "Well Kyle's not here," she replied
Jenna put on a disappointed face "He's not?"
"He spent the night at his friend Stan's house,"
"Oh ok," Jenna replied "thank you Mrs. Kyle's Mom."
"Please call me Mrs. Broflovski," the woman replied cheerfully.
"Mrs. Broflovski," Jenna repeated "it was really nice meeting you."
"Oh you too Dear," Mrs. Broflovski said a Jenna waved goodbye.
As she walked away from the house her face dropped into this horrible frown "Oh well," she sighed "I guess I can wait to have a little fun."
Jenna found herself walking to Stan's "Guess I can't wait," she smirked as she reached forward to knock on the door.
The tap on the door caught the two boys off guard "Dude who the hell could that be?" Stan asked jumping up slightly
Kyle shrugged his shoulders "Maybe they'll go away if we ignore them."
"Maybe," Stan replied getting comfortable back on the couch.
Jenna knocked again this time is was harder, she was losing her calmness.
Stan sighed as he got off the couch and walked towards the door, he was surprised to see the new chick standing there.
"Hi boys," she said and giving him her sweet smile "can I come in?"
Stan glanced back at his friend still sitting on the couch who just shrugged his shoulders in response.
"Uh sure," Stan shrugged as he stood aside to let her pass.
"I brought a picnic for lunch," she said cheerfully as she passed
"A picnic?" Stan repeated
"You know...just in case we get hungry later," she explained sitting down the basket and finding a seat in between them.
Watching them play video games was really boring for her but it was still priceless knowing that she was making them feel uncomfortable.
"Besides video games is there anything else fun to do in this town?" she asked
"How come you want to hang around with us and not the other girls?" Kyle asked
Jenna looked up at him "You guys are way cooler than the girls."
"We are?" Stan asked
"Totally," she smiled
Kyle looked as if he wasn't buying it "Look no offense but it's just not normal for guys and chicks to be friends."
"Who says?" she asked folding her arms across her chest
"The Bro Code," he replied
Jenna just rolled her eyes "That's the stupidest thing I ever heard of."
"Yeah well that's just the rules," he said
She looked down at the ground and heaved a heavy sigh before bringing her face back to meet his. Then she very carefully placed her hand on top of his and that's when she knew she had him, he was going to be like putty in her hands.
"But I really don't have anything in common with the other girls," she said softly looking as if she was about to cry.
"What's not to have in common?" Stan asked "you are a girl like them."
"Well that's true," she replied "but you guys are way more fun."
Kyle was still sitting quietly with her hand on top of his and just staring into her eyes. "Dude are you alright?" Stan asked
No answer...
"Kyle!" Stan snapped waving his hand to try to get his friend's attention.
"Yeah?" Kyle asked finally blinking back into reality
"Are you feeling ok?" he asked
"Just fine," Kyle replied still looking at Jenna who smiled sweetly at him and gave him a quick wink. He felt his face go hot and he tried his best to hide it from his friend by turning his face away.
"Perfect," Jenna told herself before saying "who's hungry?"
She hopped off the couch and sat down by her basket "I made some sandwiches."
"What kind?" Stan asked
"Nothing fancy," she replied "just a couple of peanut butter and jelly ones."
"Cool," he shrugged deciding to sit down beside her and taking one.
When Kyle turned back towards them he felt really weird, he suddenly felt a ping of jealousy when he saw him sitting so close to her. He could feel it starting to run through his veins and hands ball into fists.
"Dude you have to try theses," Stan said holding out a sandwich for his friend "I don't know but she makes things taste better."
Jenna smiled "It's homemade jelly that my mom made."
"Cool Stan said again as he took another bite while still holding out the extra one for Kyle.
Kyle was having feeling he could not explain, apart of him wanted so much to kick Stan's ass but the other part of him knew it was because his friend wasn't doing anything. He finally shook his head took the sandwich and sat down beside them. They had just finished their lunch when Cartman walked.
"Hey fags!" he greeted all smiles but when he saw the new chick there he stopped dead in his tracks. "The fuck is going on here?" he asked "A threesome?"
"Dude you don't even know what a threesome is," Kyle retorted
"I do to Kyle!" he snapped "You dumb jew!"
"Oh yeah?" Kyle asked facing him "Then what is it?"
"Well maybe I don't want to tell you right now," Cartman shrugged
"That means he doesn't know," Kyle laughed as he told Jenna who smiled back.
Cartman glared at them "You guys are assholes."
Jenna cleaned up their mess and packed up her basket "Well boys I should be getting home."
"Thanks for the sandwiches!" Stan called from seat on the couch.
"Your welcome!" she called back as she walked towards the door. She let out a soft sigh as she exited the house and was just about to leave when it opened up behind her. She turned to see Kyle standing there.
"Jenna," he said shly
"Yeah?" she asked
"Do you want to be my girlfriend?" he asked lowering his head in defeat.
She smiled knowing that everything was going according to plan "Sure," she replied "I'd love to."
"Really?" he smiled "That's cool."
"Well I got to go," she said sweetly
"Oh ok," he replied
The next move she did was just icing on the cake but she very carefully placed a sweet kiss on his cheek and watched as his face turned red. She laughed to herself at the stupid look he got on his face. "See you later Kyle," she cooed
"Bye," he sighed waving as she walked away.
As she walked away she felt happy that soon very soon there was going to be a big fight that was going to ruin a friendship for years to come. Things could not get any better for her at the moment, she just loved how dumb boys could be when it came to pretty girl. How some are so willing to throw away a good friendship just for her. She did not care who got hurt in the process, just as long as she got a good laugh out of it.