The twist on the wolf...what did you think? :P
Adding it in was a bit risky but I thought it would add more humor and i'm sure none of my readers are homophobic ^^
"Hikaru! Kaoru! What is this?" Tamaki help up a fluffy outfit with a little tail and pointy ears
The twins looked at him a little confused "It's your wolf costume, boss" they answered innocently.
Tamaki started raging and turned it for the host club to see what the costume looked like from the front "This is a female wolf! He cried out in anguish showing the face of the wolf with red lips symbolising lipstick and a pretty pink bow in it's fur.
"Honestly, I think it's kinda cute, Senpai" Haruhi admired the handwork of the costume
The king sat in his corner, poking his mushrooms and muttering to himself "It's not meant to be cute, I'm meant to be a scary wolf that Haruhi wants to fall in love with and have wolf babies with.
Sweat dropping, Haruhi picked the script up and read through it "Hey, Senpai, look at this" she spread the script out next to him and pointed at a line which read 'The female wolf stepped out from the bushes' Tamaki stared at it. Blinked. Stared some more.
"The female…wolf" he repeated blankly, not sure how to react
"Did you not read the script, Tamaki. We decided to add twists and turns in everywhere, make it a bit more exciting for our guests" the light reflected in Kyoya's glasses, causing him to look like he had an evil glint in his eye "Are the rest of the costumes ready?" he asked the twins "We only have a few days before this play is happening"
The twins saluted and nodded "Yes, sir" they chanted in unison
"We needed to steal Haruhi earlier to get her sizes for Mother to make them quickly" Hikaru exclaimed.
An evil glare pierced through Hikaru's skin
"YOU'RE MEANT TO ASK HER DADDY FOR PERMISSION BEFORE TOUCHING HIS PRECIOUS DAUGHTER!"
Kaoru waved his hands in front of him to calm the king down "But we did boss"
"You never asked me!"
"He gets so wrapped up in his fantasies we forget he confuses real life to pretend" Kyoya pushed his glasses up his nose and pulled out some papers from his bag "I took it on myself to go and see Haruhi's real father to get his permission for Haruhi to join in the play, afterall, as part of the host club we still need to keep her father in the loop"
"We also invited him to come and watch" Kaoru chipped in excitedly
"YOU DID WHAT?" Haruhi yelled at them "Don't talk to my dad without asking me first!" she lectured Kyoya and the twins
Tamaki looked into the box of other costumes and took out a little red dress with a matching hood and wicker basket, next where two green costumes with peter pan style hats and plastic axes and lastly…
Tamaki couldn't stop laughing at the last costume, it consisted of a checked long dress, a hand sewn pale pink cardigan and a plastic hair net.
He stifled a laugh, looked at the costume then back at Kyoya, then back at the costume.
"Sorry we're late" Hunni's cute voice drifted through the club room "I was sleepy so Takashi said I could take a quick nap but it was longer than I thought" Mori took Hunni down off his shoulders and placed him on the floor.
Hunni spotted the grandma's costume.
He paused.
Grinned.
Burst out laughing!
Kyoya did not look amused "Yes, thank you Hunni-Senpai, shouldn't we be trying these costumes on to check they fit, we don't have much time you know" he snapped shut his book and grabbed the costume before storming away to get changed.
Haruhi picked hers up "Well, guess I'll get changed as well" and she shuffled away to the changing room.
The twins and Tamaki chose opposite sides of the club room and changed into their hand made outfits.
"On the count of three, we turn, agreed?"
Both the twins made an agreeing sound
"One…Two…Three!"
With that all three boys turned to face each other, the twins couldn't help but drop to the floor in laughter a their all mighty leader
"You look so funny, boss" laughed Hikaru
"It suits you" Kaoru chimed in
Tamaki started stamping his feet and raging at the twins for their bad support.
"Erm…Senpai?"
Tamaki stopped and looked at Haruhi, his eyes lit up as he looked at the spitting image of a little red riding hood from the original tales his mother used to tell him "Haruhi-chan…you look…"
Kaoru and Hikaru gave her a thumbs up "We like it"
"Do you think it looks alright? It feels a little tight in places and it's quite short at the back"
The twins shook their head "It looks good on you Haru-chan"
"Thanks"
Tamaki just stood in shock
"Do I get a compliment?" Kyoya stood behind Haruhi in his grandma outfit causing the fits of giggles to happen again.
