I EDITED IT!!
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(Max POV)
I had gotten Fang and Iggy to buy us food from McDonald's or something so I could take break form their hideous faces. I called Nudge to break Fang's email password. Hahah. Did you seriously think that beating them up is enough punishment for readiing that list? Let alone laughing at it? Hmm...let's just say we need to let Fang's blog fans know what he does in a bright, cheerful, sunny day.
So, Nudge cracked Fang's password and I scanned his email.
Junk.
Junk.
Blogspot: Messages to the Flock. Post #65
Junk.
Blogspot: Messages to the Flock. Post #78
Blogspot: Messages to the Flock. Post #79
Hmm...What's this? I felt a smile creeping up to my face. Interesting
10 Ways to Annoy Iggy
1. Remind him that he's blind, and then ask him how well he could see. (Hahaha. I do this all the time in different situations without meaning to; my friends always get furious.)
2. Whistle and say, "Whoa. That chick's steaming." (This does not apply to girls…or maybe if you are having gender confusion.)
3. Pinch him. Then say, "Oh my god, Iggy. You should see your face!" Go into hysterics.
4. Sneak a love letter into his pack "Love, Iggy". Pay Gazzy to "accidentally" find it and read it aloud in front of the whole flock.
5. Switch his clothes with Angel's. (Joseph's idea. Yes, Joseph. You're welcome, I actually gave you credit.)
6. You know how he has sensitive hearing? Stand right beside him and sing Christmas carols off-key, real LOUD.
7. Tell Max that Iggy called her a "chick." Leave Max to do the rest. Har har.
8. Arrange him an appointment with the eye doctor.
9. Force him to play a game you invented. Change the rules every 5 seconds so he loses. (I got this idea from Patronus Charm.)
10. Tell him that Fang thinks he's hot. He might actually like this, so tell Fang that Iggy thinks that FANG is hot. Well, you know the rest.
I couldn't help but laughing out loud. And Angel, Nudge, Gazzy, and Total looked at me like I was some moron. I bit my lips.
I heard Fang's and Iggy's beating wings and shut the laptop off and placed it back in Fang's pack.
"So," I said, walking up to Iggy.
"I don't like your tone. I don't like her tone Fang. I don't like her tone at all." I could feel Fang's curious eyes boring into me when Angel started laughing and whispered to the rest of the younger kids and the dog.
I took a step closer to Iggy until we were just a foot and a half apart. "I heard you called me 'chick.' " A wicked grin spread across my face. Iggy looked like he was about to pass out. "You know i don't like sexist pigs...What do you think I'm about to do to you?"
"Um...let me go, because you know I'd never say that? Because you're the good and strong kind of leader?"
"Nice try, but no."
"Just hit me already, Max. I can already imagine the pain." He closed his sightless eyes tight. I took a step back.
"Not now. You're still pretty banged up from my last beating. In a few days or so...when you can feel the pain more." And then I whispered in his ear, "Fang thinks you're hot."
"What?!"
I turned and headed for the younger kids. "You heard me perfectly, Ig. Don't pretend you don't like it." I sat down with a smug smile and watched the entertainment begin...
Hmmn, so I know, I know. Iggy's own is kind of suck-ie, so I need ideas...My next one is Ari and then Angel. & I might do and 2nd on Fang.
So, please. All ideas are welcome, I don't care how stupid.