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I skipped into the living room, holding my arm together carefully so it would heal.

"Edward I have an idea!" I yelled as I called a meeting in the middle of the room. The whole family was there, and Rosalie was glaring at my stomach. Forget her, it wasn't my fault she wasn't cool enough to have a baby. "Okay so when this baby starts to grow I'm gonna get really big and fat, right? And I'm going to crave funny foods and stuff?"

Everybody nodded and I smiled. "Perfect!"

I ran out of the room, Rosalie following behind me. I leaned over to throw up in the bushes, and she held my hair.

"Like, I'm sorry and stuff, for ripping your arm off. I was wondering, can I have Renesmee since you hate her and everything?"

"Sure. I don't need her."

Rosalie nodded seriously and skipped around. "Can I have your new baby too?"

"No."

She nodded again and took my ripped off arm and threw it into a random fire.

"What the hell?!" I yelled at her. She shrugged, smiling innocently.

"Why did you do that?!"

"You didn't give me your other baby."

I jumped at her and ripped off her arm. Then I stuck it to mine and let it heal.

"Yea! Go Bella!"

I smiled at Alice who was skipping out of the house with Edward, hand in hand like a scene from a movie. I waited for them to slow but they plowed into me, knocking us all onto the ground.

"Look!" I said, ignoring Rosalie's cries of rage. "I got a new arm!"

Alice and Edward clapped politely like golfers.


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