Prompt #2--Red Tape

"Let me see if I have this right... basically you're allowed to be alive, but under a different name so that they can pretend you're dead, and you're allowed to do whatever the hell you want, but only because Sanzo volunteered to be your make believe warden and he won't make you do anything."

"You've got it."

"And this is their idea of divine wisdom?"

"Are you complaining about the ruling?"

"...You don't play fair."