Naruto went into his house and again Kyubi leaped on him.
"Hello Naruto-Kun!" she said already grinding herself against him.
"Kyu-Chan! Stop it!" he said but she ignored him and continued. She then took her shirt off.
"I can't help it Naruto-Kun, you always make me feel so good that I've become addicted!" she shouted.
"Kyu-Chan I have something I need to tell you! It's important!" he said.
She sighed, then stopped the grinding and laid down on top of him resting her head on his chest.
"what is it Naruto-Kun?" she asks settling on him.
"I'm going to take the Chunin exams tomorrow." She immediately glares at him.
"And you didn't think to discuss this with me!" she said with anger.
"Uh…"
"You and I both know that you make me feel too good for me to let you go that easily!" she shouted.
"um but I need to, to become a Chunin."
"Then we need to solve this issue." He confused. "We are going to have rough, hard sex from now to morning, enough to satisfy me."
"I feel like I should be proud of someone." Katsu said but shook it off.
He continued down a street to his training grounds he had a feeling that soon he will come face to face with 'him' so he needed to be ready and able to control 'it'.
He was far from Konoha now by several miles. He sat down and started to meditate, he would be prepared to kill him by tomorrow morning.
Naruto and the rest of team 9 were at the academy. It seemed people were holding up the door.
Katsu told the other two of the genjutsu. They decided to go the direct way to get the mto knock it off… beat the shit out of them.
As if on cue one of them knocks a girl down. "Please we must get in there." She says.
"The Chunin exams are much tougher than this; we are doing you a favor. Fragile little girls and weaklings don't belong here."
Then Katsu decided to make themselves known. "The only weaklings I see here are you two." They turn to team nine.
"Oh I know you you're the supposed genjutsu user that is actually decent in combat, but the way I see it if you use that your weak." Naruto shook his head and Katsu appeared between them and knocked the two's heads together. This knocked them out and revealed the genjutsu they put up.
"Lets go Naruto, Hinata." He said and they started to walk off. but were stopped by a voice.
"You there! Whats your name!" he turns to see Neji and lee who was still trying to figure out he was so fast.
"Katsu, this is Naruto and you know Hinata."
"Well I look forward to defeating you."
"Its not me you should be worrying about."
"Huh?" then a clone of Naruto was behind him with a kunai to his throat. "I see." Then the clone dispelled and they walked away.
Naruto looked at the girl with them and flashed a smile before they left.
'Nice choice Naruto-Kun she, if you get her would be quite pleasurable.'
'whatever'
'seriously though, she if that blush likes you.'
'your not going to stop talking about this are you?'
They then enter the room and are greeted by glares. They are then greeted by the rest of the rookie nine.
Shika, Ino, Choji and Kiba, Shino and Sakura.
"Hey why isn't Sasuke-kun with you!" Sakura rants.
"Simple he didn't pass the second test." Katsu said bluntly.
"What! No way!" she screamed.
"he didn't pass because he is a arrogant, emo, Bastard." He said.
"How dare you insult Sasuke-kun!" she shouted. She then attempted to punch him, when he threw a kunai that cut her cheek.
"Fair warning, we aren't the same people you knew in the Academy. they pale in comparison." He said.
"you have drawn quite the amount attention to yourselves." They look and notice the small amount of KI coming from the Genin. The speaker was a genin with white hair.
"Naruto think you can make these guys piss themselves?" he nodded.
'hey, Kyu-Chan you think you can shove enough KI to make these guys piss themselves?' Naruto asked Kyubi.
'I can give you enough to make them run away screaming in agony.'
'um the wetting themselves is fine.'
'I'll give you enough to make the guys wet themselves but I have something else for the girls.'
'what was that?'
'nothing.'
He then poured out the KI making all the guys in the room need a change of pants.
Gaara and Temari who were sending out KI were now panting heavily with soaked panties in their juices, as were every other girl in the area where he sent the KI out.
Now they were looking at him with lust.
'Kyu-Chan! What did you do!'
'oh nothing really just made it so all the guys pissed themselves and the girls had a orgasm from the KI, and from the looks of things it went well.' She giggled. 'now we will have a bunch of other girls too… group sex!' Naruto sweat dropped.
Then his mouth dropped. He forgot that in front of him were some of the rookie nine. Specifically Shika, Ino, Hinata and even Sakura. Now the girls were looking at him with lust, having probably experienced their first orgasm. (by the way Shikamaru is a girl in this story, enjoy.)
He gauged their reactions.
Shika in her short skirt and fishnet shirt and vest, was holding her legs together trying to keep the juices from being noticeable. Ino in a purple sleeveless shirt and a purple skirt and bandages going from the thighs down was trying to cover the damp spot in the bandages but failing.
Hinata too had her legs press together the only thing different was the large blush on her face. Sakura in her red Chinese style dress with tight ninja shorts practically had her hands down her shorts and another holding her small breasts.
He then looked at the girls around the room to see their reactions.
Gaara was sitting down with a deep red blush which confused the hell out of the puppet boy. Temari was right next to her sister her legs crossed.
He then looks to the sound genin who were on the ground except one who had on a gray brown vest like shirt and gray pants with a snake design on them and a gray and black scarf, her hair was long black hair that was tied at the end by a red ribbon. She herself looked like she was trying not to masturbate.
He sees a cloud ninja who had a gray anbu like armor on and anbu style pants. She had her hair in a braided ponytail and had a deep blush on her face while she was zoning out.
Kyubi shouted in his head.
'That's her! That's Nibi-Chan's container!' in his mind she was drooling.
'okay I get it.' He told her.
'just claim her! quick!'
'alright alright!'
Katsu was sweat dropping at the result of the KI.
"Naruto, good job and all but did you really need to get every girl within two miles of that direction get release?"
"Sorry about that." He scratched the back of his head.
"Moving on, now you were saying?" he turned to kaboto.
"Yes um you are making a entry… you know what never mind."
Then it seemed thet the sound ninja didn't like the impression made by them and charged. They were met by chakra points being sealed by Hinata. Then by some ass kicking from Naruto and Katsu.
(Sorry, I'm bad at fight scenes.)
Then a man burst into the room.
"Listen up! Now… why does it smell like piss in here?"
"Sorry our fault we made everyone piss themselves." Naruto said.
"um okay." Ibiki said.
They walk into the test room and sit down at separate seats. Katsu pulled a book out after Ibiki finished telling them the rules.
"Hey what are you doing with that book!" one of the proctors shouted.
"oh this is just a list of Ibiki's Chunin exams test plans. It seems this one is the tenth question that all you need to do is answer." Suddenly Ibiki had his hand over his mouth.
"where did you get that?"
"I bribed Anko with Dango."
"damn her."
"so my team pass or I start making the contents of this book common knowledge?" he smirked.
"I hate you."
"I know." The three passed but they still had to answer the tenth question first and they went on with the remaining genin to the next stage.
Then a window broke and a sign came up in front of Ibiki. She looks around and spots Naruto and glares at Ibiki.
"Ibiki are you going soft! The squad I asked you to make sure don't get through got through!"
"they blackmailed me after you gave them a book on the exams."
She looked at Katsu. "Hello Katsu!" she said with cheer. "How the hunt going!"
"Nearly got him, but need to get this out of the way before I can take him."
"good!" she gave a sadist smile to everyone. "Now follow me!" she shouted. He read the sign quick.
'sexy, wild, crazy, single Snake mistress of Konoha.'
"Wow Naruto really did a number on that stunt."
At the ground she raised her hand at the forest.
"This is the forest of death!" she said giving everyone a sadistic smile again. "Here you now have a small percentage of surviving to get to the tower!"
"Seems like fun." Katsu said.
"Yeah shouldn't be tough after the last mission right Naru-" Hinata who was adding her bit was cut off, by a kunai shallowly cutting her cheek. Then Anko had her arms around her and a kunai at her neck.
She slowly unzipped Hinata's thick wool jacket, and stroked her large B-cup breast.
"Giant snakes, insects, piousness plants and filled with other Ninja trying to kill you. You still think it won't be tough, are you scared now?" she mumbled something. "What was that!" she pinched her nipple through her shirt.
"to, to, to be, be, be hon-honest I'm a bit, turned o-on." She stuttered with a deep blush.
Almost all the guys were shot back with a nosebleed. Anko let her go but took her burly coat and quickly hid it off her leaving her in her black sleeveless shirt showing her early development.
"that's my favorite coat." Hinata said with a blush at the stares, she then felt a shiver go through her body as a breeze went by and she felt a coat on her shoulders and see's Naruto put his jacket there. "thank you Naruto-Kun." He smiles at her.
"No problem."
Later in the forest team 9 was looking around when they heard a noise.
A giant wind blast headed right towards them and Katus through his teammates to the right side of it and he himself jumped over it.
"He is here I know this chakra." Then a grass ninja came out straight towards Hinata.
Hinata was scared she felt their KI and was frozen. Naruto pulled her out of the way and kicked the grass ninja in the face sending them flying.
They get up her face in shreds showing her identity of Orhimaru, the snake sannin. Then Katsu Landed in between them.
"well if it isn't the bastard, been looking for all this time and you come to me the irony." Katsu said.
"who are you kukukukuku." Katsu laughed, hard.
"that's funny. Four years ago you kidnapped a young girl. You experimented on her, tortured her, and had your men use her body for themselves." He spat this with venom that it deserved. "three weeks later after you left everyone was killed and the base destroyed."
His KI spiked to Kage level.
"That girl died in my arms. Her name was Mai, my younger sister." His KI then spiked above Kage level, his head was facing the ground and he slowly raised it White Chakra around him. "And you, your dead." He looks up and his eyes were like that of both the Rinnegan and Sharingan, he had the eyes of the ten tailed demon.
"Oh shit." He disappreared and grabbed his face and throw him into the ground creating a huge crater. He charged and punched him. grabbed his huge snake tongue and tossed him around with it.
He crashed into the ground and picked himself up but then was met by several shadow clones which he dispelled then had his chakra points sealed off by Hinata before he was picked up by Katsu and was back to being thrashed like a rag doll.
He was against a tree now. Katsu went over to him ten tails of white chakra behind him covered in white chakra himself.
"you shall feel all the pain you ever inflicted!" he shouted and rushed going through hand signs. He grabbed his head.
"ancient forbidden technique: Soul strip jutsu!" he went through him grabbing his soul. "Now! Soul Decimation Jutsu!" he throw his soul and it seem to turn orange and red before it burned up.
He looks at the body and then sits on the ground and smiles. "It seems it's over." He looks up at the sky. "I love you too, Mai." He sighed. "I wish I told you that before you died."
Hinata and Naruto approach him and see a curious sight.
There he was sitting cross-legged, white chakra gone and the eyes back to normal. Nothing wrong there but what was that there was a girl with long brown hair in a blue kimono bonking her two fist on his head repeatedly one after the other.
"Katsu-Kun" she whined in a angelic voice. "You at peace now? I want to hangout with you more again!"
They sweat drop at her childish behavior.
"Do you hear me Katsu-kun?" she whined again.
"Yes Kaida I hear you." She smiled ahe wrapped her arms around his neck and nuzzled her face into him.
"Good! We Can play again!" she paused. "but first you have to finish the exams, I want to see you win!" she said with cheer.
"um Katsu." Hinata tried but was ignored.
"Yes we will have to finish exams. But what is my purpose now for being a ninja?" she bonked his head again and he remained unfazed.
"To protect your friends, silly." It was surprising how she could get her angelic voice to also sound childish.
"Yes that's admirable."
"Now your friends need an explanation" he glances at them and Kaida let go of him as he walks over and sits again.
"I'll give you a quick explanation of what happened. Basically I contain the ten tail demon. I don't know why or when it happened. And also I know the demon was sealed in the moon and divided up into nine parts. I contain the Yang half, which is the good half. Kaida here is what it looks like in human form as all the demons can do. The reason why she out here and still in me at the same time, I have no idea." He said then got up.
"Katsu, I'm sorry about you having to hold a burden."
"well let's not dwell on it. Let's go." He said and after getting the Earth scroll the headed towards the tower. Team 9 then headed towards the tower, followed by Kaida.
Anko headed towards the area were team 9 fought and saw Orchimaru's body she gasped. The Anbu who came with her grabbed the body and carried it off.
"so you killed him, huh Katsu?" she smiled. "this year will be instesting but I suppose you deserve the bounty."
Once they got to the tower they were the first ones there, big surprise. Following them were the sand siblings, Shino's team (Shino, kiba, Sakura), the sound team, Yugito's team, Ino-Shika-choj trio and Kaboto's team.
They were called to the main hall.
"Congratulations on passing the second part of the exams!" Genma said. "now we will have preliminaries for the final exams."
"Hinata vs Neji!"
(some of the fights I don't think are important I will skip)
Hinata fought hard but in the end Neji beat her bloody. Both Katsu and Naruto were on the floor.
Katsu took a kunai and pointed it at Neji.
"The finals are now personal you must realize whether you face me or Naruto, and for you sake hope its Naruto." he said coldly. They then went back up after they saw Hinata off.
"So you going to kill him?" Naruto asked.
"That is most likely."
"Alright! Temari vs. Tenten!" the proctor called.
(Temari wins)
"I was really hoping for a catfight." Katsu said.
"me too." Naruto agreed.
"Shika Vs Kin!"
"Shika wins!"
"Gaara vs. lee!"
"Gaara wins!"
(to the ones that matter)
"Katsu vs the guy with glowy hands!"
"That's not my name!"
"Like we care!"
Katsu went down as did Kaboto's teammate.
"Begin!" the proctor shouted.
Glowy hands charged with um glowyhands. Katsu sighed and moved fast he kicked him and sent him flying into a wall. He got up from it and spoke.
"You aren't tough! That was weak! Like that whore of a teammate of yours!" he shouted.
His KI spiked to Kage levels.
"That was the worst possible thing to say." Naruto stated.
"you dare! You dare to insult her!" he spat.
"oh shit." He charged and one punch was all it took as he went into the ground near dead.
"Winner Katsu!"
"Naruto vs kiba!" he shouted.
Naruto went down determined.
"yahoo! Free pass!" Kiba shouted.
"Begin."
"Fang over fang!" he shouted and he and Akamaru attacked. They aimed for naruto.
Naruto took a deep breath. 'I hope those training sessions pay off' then they came he deflected one off his hand then grabbed the other which was kiba by the neck and through him. away from him.
He then made a few clones and attacked him ending Kiba's chance to get to the finals.
"Winner Naruto!"
(the rest are the same as cannon.)
Naruto and Katsu went to check on Hinata and were glad to find she was okay. Katsu then left for training.
Hinata looked at Naruto who was sitting bedside. She blushed as an idea popped into her head.
"um Naruto-kun can you come into bed with me?" she blushed at saying this.
"What!"
"I'm sorry forget it." She said and looked away. He cupped her cheek in his hand and moved her face back towards him.
"Tell me."
"Well I'm trying to get to sleep and I think if I had someone sleeping with me I would go to sleep faster and um." She blushed crimson but Naruto knew she wanted him closer. She he got in to the bed with her.
She jumped feeling him get in. "Naruto-kun." She said and grabbed onto him and buried her face in his chest. She went to sleep quickly after that and Naruto sighed as he wrapped his hands around her. no way was she letting him go until morning.
Meanwhile Katsu was trying to focus on meditating but was incredibly hard with Kaida bonking his head repeatedly trying to get his attention he was glad when she gave up on that. But then she wrapped her arms around him and pressed her breasts to the back of his head.
"Katsu-kun!" she whined in that angelic voice of her's.
"What?" he said annoyed.
"I want to play!" she said childishly.
"knowing you, you'll just want to play catch." She pouted.
"I'm not little anymore like you. I want to play a different game." She sat on his lap and he raised an eyebrow. She leaned back her back against his chest. "I want to just sit here with you and look at the sky."
She nearly jumped out of her skin when he wrapped his arms around her so his arms were around her stomach. She relaxed and just enjoyed it, enjoyed being in the embrace of the one she loved.
"Kaida, I" Her eyes widened at what she thought he was going to say. "Kaida I"
A/N: cliffhanger I'm evil, so next chapter will be a lemon with who I'll just let you guess. Bwahahahahaha!