Author note:

1 So, English is not my native language. I'm sorry for all the mistakes you could find in here. If you can recommend me a good Beta I will be very grateful. Ok, so basically it's my first long fic in English. Hope you will still like it.

2 Every title of the chapter is taken from the Adrian von Ziegler music, which I think is quite suitable for Darcy mood.

To all readers:

All of you, who fav my fic: THANK YOU! You are the best, and I hope you will still love it. It was a big surprise that anyone liked this, but maybe I should give me more credits.

Witch08- I'm sorry I couldn't update quicker but I have a thing to solve at my university. It takes some time, but here is a new chapter hopes you like it. I try to improve and write more chapters before hand to just update them, when I start my next year.

MystereKitsune- She was the first one to give me a review. I agree with you, poor Darcy. I know I'm bad^^. I'm glad you like my story. Consider this chapter as a thank-you gift from me.

Chapter 2

Eternal ice

It was one of those days when Darcy hated everything. She was still sexually frustrated, almost didn't catch enough sleep and had a mass of paperwork to do. If it was not enough, Stark has succeeded in blowing up another workshop and she had to explain it to Fury, which was not cool. Yesterday, she walked on Clint and Bucky in position she would rather never see. Seeing how Hawkeye gives a hickey of a time to Winter Soldier was one of things she can't put up with. Especially, since she would like to fuck both of them.

Agent Lewis didn't have many rules, but there was one, she would never break. "Never break someone relationship, no matter how much you desire it" was her father's motto. She sighs, and walks out of the elevator. She did only go for about two meters form it when the AI said "Miss Lewis? I'm sorry to disturb you, but Agent Coulson request your attention on a debriefing with Avengers" Yeah, Darce you can dream about taking the bath. She curse quietly, but nodded her head giving JARVIS the only answer she had. "Where should I look for him JARVIS?" she asked when she put papers in her apartment. "Agent Coulson I waiting for you on the last floor in common room, Miss Lewis" This time, she just took the stairs to get there. As she suspected no-one was near. It's not like they have anything better to do. If she was not mistaken, Captain was in gym (as always), Bruce was building something (she really don't want to know about) with Tony, Natasha was at S.H.I.E.L.D. for a god know reason, and Pepper took Clint, Bucky and Thor out to buy some new clothes. "You want to see me Da…. I mean Agent Coulson?" she quickly corrected herself. "We aren't at work Darce, you can talk to your old father as you like" he remind her with little smile.

It was years since, she had a time spare with her dad. Seriously, you would ask how it was even possible? Well, her mother, Case Lynn Lewis was a student when she met a soldier. The main problem of Case Lynn was that she had a thing to uniforms. Her parents quickly got married, and then they were expecting the baby. However, her mum turned to be someone else, than her dad married. So, after her birth, they got divorced, and Darcy lived for all her life with her grandmother. Coulson was a good father, even if he was working for S.H.I.E.L.D. What about her mother? Darcy was quite sure she was somewhere in Paris with her husband number 6, or was it 7? Besides that, Case Lynn was trying to be in her only child life as much as possible. But seriously, she gets on better with her dad. Similar work, life expectation and others things.

"Ok, so what was so important that you wanted to talk and it couldn't wait till Saturday for our usually father-daughter time?" she may be always curious about things she should never even imagine, but hey she was Coulson after all (maybe not in legal point of view).

"You should tell me. Darce, almost half of our staff is terrify when they had to give you some papers. Pepper tried to explain it to me but she said something about, and here I quote, "her sex life in which I'm sure you are not interested" he made a quotation marks with his fingers outlined in harmony with his words.

"I know I should kill her and Natasha" Darcy muttered under her breath. "Ok dad. One, Pepper should stick to her own problems, two, yes, it is connected with my sex life, and three, I deny discussing it with you!"

Phil was looking at her for a moment, and Darcy could understand why he was so good in interrogation. Jesus, she was never so nervous about anything during her conversation with her own dad. "Who should I kill?" this question takes her by surprise which was quite well shown on her face. Her father never takes a part in her own life and feelings problem. He sticks to the philosophy "Let-her-do-her-own-mistakes-and-then-try-to-solve-it-on-her-own", which was a good one. "I love that you still want to protect me daddy, but I'm a hell good agent, and I know what I have to do" she answer carefully choosing words. "And by saying "I know what to do" you mean?"

"Forgetting"

"Well, we The Coulsons are good in that one Darce" something in her father's voice makes her think that he was in some kind of pain. However, she didn't feel like she had a right to ask about it.

"Cayenne!" Tony hyper cheery voice made her regretted her decision to go down and have a normal breakfast with everyone. She suspected that he didn't sleep at all, so it meant he was in that mood when he had to blow most of things.

"Tony for God's sake it is like" she checked her watch "Five a.m. should you not be in bed?"

"No, I made a bet with Barton" oh great "that I will not sleep for two week"

She turned to look at object of her sexual frustration number one, and use her best death glare, which by the way was quite scary. Pluses working so close with Director Fury and Agent Coulson. He made a fake innocent smile, while playing with Bucky metal's arm fingers. "Give me one good reason why I shouldn't send you to Siberia this instant" she said through clenched teeth. "Because you love me?"

"Pep?"

"Yes?"

"Do you like this vase? Cause I will be more than happy to throw it into Barton" the object was not beautiful but if everyone was not mistaken it was a gift from one of people Tony work with. "Feel free to use it" said Pepper after checking what vase she had in mind. Before she could do anything Bucky got up, and …. Put her on table placing himself in between her legs. "It's not like you would not want us both in your bed Lewis" he whispered into her ear. That was most she could take. Maybe he was stronger, maybe she was too childish, but it was enough. She uses her little strength, and throws him on the fridge. "Never do that again agent Barnes" she said coldly and look at Tasha. The red-head just sneak her arm around younger woman waist, carefully guiding her away from her.

"I hate them" Darcy could not control her voice, and that was reason why Natasha heard tears in it. Yeah, keep lying Darcy and maybe someone will believe you. She put her head on the spy shoulder.

"I had a plan" the Russian spy said slowly looking in her brown eyes with concentration.

"I'm listening"

"What are your feelings about the mission "Get Barnes and Barton jealous", huh?"

"If it means much pain for those two, I'm in" Darcy was not the one to forgive easily, besides they deserve it.

"Count me in as well" they heard Pepper voice, which could be only define as a mischievous.

So, what do you think? And any suggestions what should the Three Awesome Women of Avengers do?