A/N: I'm here, and with the long awaited...meeting! But first, questions answered! BTW, I love you guys. Just saying. You are all awesome. I am so excited every time I see that someone reviewed!

(Seattle airport)

Reid stepped off of the plane and looked around. He had had some time to think on the flight, and there was something he really needed to ask Linda.

"Spencer?"

He spun around to face her.

"Linda. Um, I was wondering-"

"Could we talk on the way? I know that Sam's looking forward to meeting you..."
Actually, to herself, she was thinking,
'The faster this meeting takes place, the faster Spencer gets out of the hospital...'

He nodded. "Sure."

Once they were in the car, Spencer asked, "Anyway, you said that you were trying to protect me, which is why you didn't tell me my mom had multiple personality disorder. Well, the more I thought about it, the less that made sense. Protect me from what?"

She sighed, and stared into space, trying to gather her thoughts.
"I was hoping you wouldn't ask that...one day, soon after she showed up, I walked into her room, and she said,
'Oh, Diana's son Spencer sends her the dumbest letters!'
I was so confused, but I just asked her,
'So, who are you?'
She looked at me like I was an idiot.
'Pam Puckett, of course. Listen, can I go?'
It didn't take me long to figure out what was going on, so I finally decided that it would be safer to let her go to this 'Mr. Puckett' than to make her stay here, after she gave three nurses a concussion in less than ten minutes.
I couldn't tell you, because while Diana loved you, Pam hated you. And, hearing your own mother say those things about you...It was better that you didn't know."

The rest of the ride was silent, just him processing everything, and her waiting for his comments, which never came.

Finally, they reached Carly's house.

Spencer Shay let them in, and they saw two teen-age girls yelling frantically at a boy.

"I thought you said that the fan of wonders would be working by today!"

"It was supposed to be! It just...It seems to have a few glitches..."

"Glitches?" The brunette seemed very iritaited. "I barely missed a flying blade!" Oh, that would be why.

The blonde said, "So, we have three minutes to come up with a comedy bit good enough for ICarly, and...Who are you?"

It took Reid a second to realized she was talking to him.

"Um, I-I'm Spencer Reid, I'm one of your half brothers..." He paused, looking between the girls. The brunette was extremely irritated, but the blonde had slightly wet cheeks, and her eyes had a tint of red. "Yours." He finished confidently, pointing at the blonde.

She stared at him for a second, taking in his clothes, his attitude, and his expression.

"Great," She announced, "My brother's a nerd!"

He frowned. "Actually, half brother-"

He stopped when he saw the open-mouthed expressions on their faces.

"Forget that," The brunette said suddenly, "He's a Spencer!"

Seeing the blank expressions on everyone's faces, she continued, "We should do a segment: Meet the Spencer Brothers!"

The blonde, whom Reid remembered Linda calling 'Sam', replied, "Nice!"

The boy added, "I like it!"

Reid cut in, "Um, could you two-" He pointed to the boy and the brunette, "Tell me your names?"

The boy chuckled. "I'm Freddie, and this is-"

Reid cut him off, remembering the conversation they had walked in on. "Carly?"

The brunette nodded.

"One minute!" Freddie exclaimed suddenly.

Carly said, "Ok. Spencer?"

"Yes?" Both answered.

Sam and Carly looked from one to the other.

"Um..."

Sam cut her off. "We gonna have to fix this!"

Reid said, "You mean, 'We are going to have to fix this?'"

Sam glared at him. "Whatever!"

"Thirty seconds!"

Carly waved to them, and they all started running up the stairs. Carly, Sam, and Freddie tried to explain to the Spencers what they were doing, and they reached the studio in record time.

"Fifteen seconds!"

Carly and Sam pushed the Spencers onto 'The Seat of Sitting,' then took their spot in front of the camera.

"In five, four, three, two-"

"Hey, people!" Exclaimed a slightly out of breath Carly.

"If you're looking for an idea on how to end world hunger-"

Sam took over, "You clicked on the wrong link!"

The three teens giggled, and Reid frowned.

"I don't get it," Reid muttered.

Carly continued, "But if you're looking for a web-show with a heap of Carly-"

"And a pinch of Sam-"

"You've come to the right place!"

Sam clicked the applause button.

They did different comedy bits for twenty minutes, before saying,
"Okay, now we're going to shake it up a little bit..."

Quantico, Virginia

Ashley Seaver sat in a seat next to Penelope Garcia, laughing at a web-show that Garcia sometimes watched.
"Ok, I'll admit it's funny, but aren't you a little old for it?"

Garcia laughed.
"Yeah. So, don't tell Strauss, 'Kay?"

They giggled.

"Ok, now we're going to shake things up a little bit..."

They calmed down enough to keep watching.

"Now, I recently found out that I had a brother."

"Half-brother." A voice off-camera called.

Seaver and Garcia stared at each other for a second, before Garcia wordlessly moved to another computer, and sent e-mails to Hotch, Morgan, and Rossi: "Get down here now!"

On-screen, Sam shrugged. "Half-brother."

Carly took over. "Anyway, the cool thing about him-"

"The only cool thing about him-" Sam interrupted. Carly glared at her for a moment, before taking over again. "-Is his name. Spencer."

Garcia and Seaver laughed at Sam's opinion of him.
"What's this about?" They turned to face Morgan, who had Rossi and Hotch in tow. Garcia quickly replied, "SHHHHHHHHHHHH! Watch!"

On-screen, Carly continued, "Now, as most of you know, my brother's name is Spencer. So, we're going to do a segment we like to call..."

The two girls spoke together.

"Meet the Spencer-Brothers."

They waved, and Reid and Spencer walked into the sight of the camera.

Morgan's face dropped about a mile. Rossi's wasn't far behind. Hotch didn't have a reaction you would notice if you didn't know him, but he was extremely surprised.

Morgan said what they were all thinking:

"Reid's little sister's a web-star?"

Garcia nodded. They returned their attention to the screen.

Carly asked, "So tell us, what should we call each of you? You know, so it doesn't get too confusing?"

Reid shrugged. "Some of my friends call me Reid...Actually, most of my friends call me Reid, so I guess you can..."

Spencer said, "In that case, just call me...Spencer."

Both on-screen and off, everyone but Reid and Hotch laughed.

Hotch settled for smirking.

Reid, of course, didn't get that anything was funny.

Carly asked, "Ok, So, Reid, what's your job?"

"Um, I-I'm a-a profiler for the-the FBI..."

Sam's eyes widened. Freddie called,
"Cool! You don't have to live with her, you can arrest her! I'm sure she's wanted for something!"

Rossi raised his eyebrows. Seaver asked, "What is he getting into?"

No one knew the answer.

Sam yelled, "Watch it, Benson! You know I can-"

"Nya, nya, nya!"

"Blah, blah, blah!" She replied.

Carly sighed.
"Children, children."

Reid frowned. "They aren't much younger than you, are they?"

Everyone, on-screen and off, gaped at him. Spencer finally said, "I think the joke is that they're behaving like children."

Garcia turned to face the team. "Trust me, if that guy can get a joke, it's pretty obvious."

They nodded.

It went on like that for about five more minutes, then Carly said, "Well, that's about all for this ICarly!"

Sam cut her off. "Eh, not quite." Everyone stared at her. She shrugged. "See, I'm going to live with my brother. So, this might be the last-ever ICarly."

Reid shook his head. "Um, I'll be here for a little over a week. There'll be time for one last ICarly."

Sam nodded. "Good. Still, there's something I have to do."

She grabbed the club they had used in their "Pre-historic DVD" and whacked Reid in the knee with it. He tumbled to the ground.

"And that's all for this week. Be sure to tune in next week, since it'll be our last one, at least for a while."

Reid whimpered on the floor. Back in Garcia's office, the looks on everyone's faces were the same: Oh. My. Gosh.

Hotch said, "I hope that all of the adults involved go along with his plan." The rest of the team nodded in agreement.

On-screen, the camera cut off.

A/N: Please don't hate me! I tried to stay In Character, and...Sam would have to do that...Anyway, I hope the Sam/Spencer meeting lived up to eveyones' hopes, can you guess what the plan is?