I am in a very rotten mood this morning.
Last night was horrible. Damn that brat! How was I supposed to know that Saiyans turn into giant apes under the light of the full moon?! Smashing rocks, crushing cliffs… I've never seen such destructive power in my life! If I hadn't been able to stop him, the earth would have been destroyed before the Saiyans even arrived!
I remembered something Son's brother said about Saiyans showing their true power during the full moon, so I blew it up. The brat reverted to normal and fell unconscious. I pulled off his tail just to be on the safe side. Things should be fine with the moon destroyed, but the tail does seem to be a weakness for Saiyans.
I gave him a new set of clothes, seeing that he, err, grew out of his old ones when he transformed. A blade would also be fitting, I realized, so I provided him with a sword as well. "You have given me absolute hell, did you know that?" I snarled at the sleeping brat. "But rest assured, if you survive these next six months, I will personally provide training that will make hell look like paradise." And with that, I turned and walked away.
So forgive me if I'm not jumping for joy.
Several birds begin to chirp. Argh! I can't stand that noise! Even more birds join them. I fire a ki blast and smirk. No more birds, no more noise.
I am about to settle down and begin my training when I am interrupted yet again. A dinosaur is tromping about and making quite a scene. Can't a demon get some peace and quiet around here?!
I fly for a short distance, hoping it will be calmer elsewhere. I am wrong. Bellow me is a van full of humans, apparently on an expedition of some sort. Damn humans! Why can't they go somewhere else?! What is this, Go-Bother-the-Daimao Day?!
"Chirp." More birds.
Is a little peace and quiet too much to ask for?!
I fire several ki blasts. "WHY CAN'T YOU LEAVE ME ALOOOOOOOOOOOOOONE?!?!?!?!"
Silence. Good.
*grumble grumble* Maybe now I can finally do some training…
A/N: *whistles innocently* Ok, so that took a little longer than expected. *shrugs* But it was fun! *grins evilly* MWAHAHAHAHA!!! evil evil evil!!! Hope you liked. More where that came from… eventually. ^^